Surf Journalist caught in torrid love affair with Bruce Springsteen’s hometown

"The heart has reasons that reason cannot know."

Yesterday, the sun popped out, in New York City, and I went to Penn Station to ride the train to Asbury Park, New Jersey. I fell hard in love with Bruce Springsteen’s hometown almost a decade ago when, alongside the filmmaker Jack Boston, we were there to shoot the young local legend Tommy Ihnken for BeachGrit’s New Jersey Wetsuit Fairytale. It featured covers of the aforementioned Springsteen sung by Vaughn Dead and Pauly B and stands, to this day, as a critical work of 2018 surf art.

A New Jersey Wetsuit Fairytale

As it turns, a wiser Tommy Ihnken would be picking me up from the train station in Long Branch and we were going to discuss his, and partner Florian Meyer’s, new dumbphone version of surf forecasting on the weekly recording of The Grit! podcast. You can and should read about it here.

Driving back into Asbury my heart fluttered uncontrollably. Ihnken spoke about how the town had changed, a bit, money had come in and gussied up the blue collar charm, a bit, but all I saw was pure, undiluted raw as hell sexy. We stopped in for a coffee by a tattoo parlor. There were three very cool Jersey men sitting on a bench out front each with tattoos. We went into Glide, a very cool surf shop, to record. We drove to the beach and paddled out into fun 2-3 windswell. A summer surf school, run by other cool Jersey men, was in the water but it didn’t matter. We had a snack at a cool harbor-adjacent seafood diner before I caught the ferry back to the City.

A wild squall broke through the sky right as I boarded and as I sat, gazing out at the gray, I touched my cheek and couldn’t tell if the liquid, there, was rain or tears.

What is it about Asbury Park that whispers so tenderly to me? That makes me recklessly cheat on Cardiff-by-the-Sea? I can’t exactly say. The heart has reasons that reason cannot know.

Maybe its the sausage rolls.

Yum.

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Craven Morehead

GTL

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

I’m still not getting New Joisey.

sounds like Byron Bay with worse surf and a shitty climate.

Strayan Cunt

Just makes me think of the Sopranos. Low on surf content round here Longy, wanna hear about me first time over at Chopes mate?

deeks

As long as you didn’t do a Gauguin and give all the ladies syphilis. Edit2

Strayan Cunt

AS a fucking dumb cunt I have no idea what that means mate hahaha

deeks

This painter cunt goes to Tahiti and bangs a bunch of chicks and gives em…everything.

Strayan Cunt

What a fucking dog!!

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

yeah, sure.

then I’ll tell you about the time I got me best Evers at Chopes and got spat out in front of Old Baldy

Dogsnuts

Drop some nuggets! Even Dogsnuts has had some articles here! Many retracted though !
Xox

Strayan Cunt

Well fuck it you’ve pissed on my parade now, we may as well just hear yours hahaha

Fartblossom

I spent a fair amount of summers there and rode my first waves there…bodyboard at 3, standup at 6.

It’s nothing like Byron, in fact it makes Byron seem like heaven on earth.

It’s straight sandy beachbreak, some jetties here and there. Pay to get on the beach in the summer or buy a beach pass that must be pinned to your trunks. High School aged lifeguards on the beaches. Laws you must wear a leash. Some of the filthiest beaches you’ve ever seen, at least a few decades ago. A few dismembered bodies washing up on the beach every once in a while.

Northern parts – Monmouth, Deal, etc have “beach club” culture where the beach out front of the club is private. Further south you have more of a “Jersey Shore” culture… boardwalks, carnival games, rollercoasters lining the beach…Atlantic City, high rise casinos. Urban beachside grittiness here and there trickles down from Jersey City/NYC – at one time reminiscent of East London, SA post-apartheid.

But the wintertime tubes are epic – probably some of the best surf on the North American continent.

BograilCutback

First surf in boardies in ages, I forgot how glorious it is. The rig is feeling good lately and I was happy to see my hip thrusts have me catching up to Sweet Cheeks.

Barnycle

At home or you went south ?

BograilCutback

Home!!

deeks

Off topic…I think I just found out why some yanks Don’t like the term ” seppos”
Los sapos is pretty close…
means snitches

Beef & Beer

Really ?
And I just thought it was cos they didn’t like to be called ‘shit and piss-filled buried concrete tanks’.
Is ‘snitches’ worse than that ?
Criiikey…

@TheRealJackMeoff

Yes, yes it is.

BograilCutback

More South American, occasionally in mexico, but more rare. Toads is the literal translation

deeks

Cunts is a cunt. Then you’ve got the various slang terms like PEDANTIC CUNT

BograilCutback

Xx <3

tim_nelsen

had a bad trip at BS concert In Anaheim: union workers saw my MAGA hat and watch and called me a pedo. Now that really hurt but told them I love Springsteen and hate George floyd. Their big moster truck,ready to crush my Carmen GIa suddenly stopped the agression and guided me safely to my next location, Sparky’s bar and grill and bought rounds. Asked then if they’d heard of Salema Masakela. “Yeah, we hate that sports announcer and his friend redneck Kelly and tonight were going to Lemoore to put algae in his pool.”

snapper

“Tha Raaaaangers had a homecoming in Harlem late last night”

channelbottom
Blowin

You think you know how bad institutionalised stupidity is getting in Australia ?

Buckle up, Sweetpea…you ain’t seen nothing yet.

https://x.com/DrDemography/status/2075349904772497496?s=20

deeks

I won’t go to x. Takes too long getting through the adblockers and no script. What’s it about ?

Blowin

Just the ABC claiming that kiddy phuking is caused by us not making enough sacrifices to the sun god.

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deeks

Oh fuck

Blowin

It’s your fault because you don’t car pool.

Hope you’re pleased with yourself.

Dogsnuts

And no paper straw use.
Xox

Dogsnuts

Abc is stacked with right wing cunts now.
Xox

Otto

Heard Sal Masekela was visiting Asbury Park to hate white people, hate Asians and mostly hate Jews and while at it got some hate from whites.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

Been awhile since I heard a good sal masakela blast.

Dogsnuts

Hey is that Mitch cunt dead or not?
Xox

Sean Connery

I know how triggering a black man telling a story of open racism must be for you and your flock.

Jack John Johnson

Any grumpy locals there who wish it was still Old Jersey?

Strayan Cunt

Tell me more about the sausage rolls please Chas. Are they the same as the delicacies we consume down here or some American abortion full of that fake cheese and so on?

BograilCutback

You haven’t known indulgence if you haven’t succumbed to the seduction of melted American cheese.

Strayan Cunt

Ah Bog glad you’re here cuz I’m facing an important life decision and would love to get your deep thinking input. Like yourself I am an olive skinned fella, incredibly handsome with a thankfully still full head of hair. The problem is that once dark brown hair is now quickly turning grey. I didn’t mind the mature salt n pepper look but we are moving past that now and I don’t feel ready to be a full grey growler.

So as I was brushing me teeth and looking in the mirror this morning I suddenly thought I’m gunna fucking dye it but then instantly went na I can’t take myself to that level of vanity and gayness. If I was married I wouldn’t even consider it but a man has to eat as they say. Any thoughts bruz……

BograilCutback

Get fucked!!!

It’s either grey or gay!!!

I’m a bald 30 something so I’m the wrong dude to ask but my salt and pepper stubble has never prevented the ladies from wanting to pucker up as far as I can tell.

Trust me—dyeing your hair as a dude always looks skitz. Speaking from my nuts on this one.

On my end of things I have a Georgian lady asking to meet up in Rio next Febs when in reality I’m pining like Dogsnuts for another. I reckon fuck meeting up with an Eastern European in brazzolandia, just for the sake of being immature and close minded

Com Turren

beware of the “east of the wall” ladies Boggy. if you’re lucky, all they’ll do is break your heart. if you’re unlucky, they’ll steal your credit cards and run up tens of thousands of dollars in fraudulent charges right before they break your heart.

BograilCutback

Aw damn, so that random email I got from someone I never met is too good to be true..????

From the Madrid chapter. More a one time thing. You have a personal experience with the ex-Soviets?

Com Turren

A Bulgarian girl back in college. Have buddies who made similar mistakes back in the day. Common thread was that they’ll leave you the moment they think they might have a better option.

BograilCutback

Well good thing I’m not interested. I guess if I was dating someone and felt like I had a better option with someone more compatible I’d do the same

Com Turren

I perceive that you would at least have the decency to tell someone it’s over before going with that better option though.

BograilCutback

Absolutely. Particular distinction!

Strayan Cunt

She wasn’t a shot putter was she mate?

Strayan Cunt

Well said my young American friend, but were you really contemplating flying all the way over to Brazil for a root? Sometimes I can barely be fucked to drive up to the Goldy if the chance presents itself haha

BograilCutback

Haha nah just a bit of banter.

Dogsnuts

Follow your heart into oblivion and damn the cost!
Xox

Strayan Cunt

You are such a romantic and I love you even more because of it my dear moderator

Beef & Beer

DON’T DO IT
Unless you’re prepared to live with much mocking and laughter, both to your face and behind your back.
Embrace the experienced silver fox look, I too am now mainly grey, but find many don’t mind it at all.

P.S.
Though if you go ahead and dye it you have to get before and after photos for us to mock and laugh at…

Strayan Cunt

Wise words as ever brother Beefy and I think I was just experiencing a mild midlife crisis for a cuppla hours. Mini is away in Europe with her mum for a month and without my beloved little sidekick I have the sort of over active mind that without stimulation can reach some pretty wild places. At least it is nearly midday so I can enjoy a VB tally to quieten down the voices xx

Hippy

you struggle with life

Strayan Cunt

Not at all Hip, everyday is a new adventure

Sean Connery

Just the fact he is even thinking about it makes me disapointed.

Com Turren

just go with terrible 90-style frosted tips. you’ll be fighting all the eager sheilas off with a stick!

Strayan Cunt

A fine idea Com but I am going to stick with the aging George Clooney look!!

Com Turren

I’m a bit jelly that I can never rock that though. Blonde hair tends to hide most of that until you’re almost dead, assuming you even make it to your 70s.

Blowin

Still blonde to the roots? Not grey when you cut it super short? How old are you?

Com Turren

Couldn’t tell you. Haven’t cut it buzz-cut short since college. Old enough to have seen and somewhat understood the fall of the Soviet Union.

Strayan Cunt

Ahhhh so you’re a blonde Com, very hot

Rocks local

if you need dye to keep it going, you never really had it to begin with

embrace your inner silver surfer

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

BograilCutback

Reverse image search incoming

Picard Madeoff

Rocks has been known to hang in a random, historical surf mecca while dressed to the nines.

Rocks local

ha

Strayan Cunt

I always thought you were an incredibly handsome man Rocks in that booky academic kind of way. I always imagine you as one of those suave, sophisticated characters in a John Grisham novel full of that Southern charm and now I have the proof xx

Rocks local

that’s my good side

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

You can tell he is a true “Waterman”, just from his happiness and squint lines from a lifetime of staring into the the Sun, while being sprayed with Salt Water.

Way to be Legend

Rocks local

def got the lines!

Sellme fitzgobbins

Never trust a man that dyes his hair

deeks

Or his pubes

Strayan Cunt

True again!!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Haha, Pubes can’t even go grey because they are kept in TOTAL darkness, along with my Nose Hairs, and my new freeloaders, Ear hairs.

I will go check, anyway

Be right back

WHAT THE THE FUCK

GREY PUBES NOW?

kirra72 .

I found a few grey pubic hairs. It didn’t bother me, but the other people in the lift seemed concerned.

Strayan Cunt

True mate

Picard Madeoff

Go Gray with grace SC, just like Nick Lowe, Rocks and of course your boy Picard. BTW, had a nice time surfing Doheny before dinner late afternoon on my 9 6 Herbie Fletcher
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Strayan Cunt

Always stoked to hear about me fellow Gritters down here getting some waves Picard. Stunning winters day here today and had a real fun surf this morning with barely a single cunt near me yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Picard Madeoff

One of my Aussie mates kids head back down your way for ski races in a few weeks. I’m ready for winter!

Hippy

ageism becomes irony

SaltyHB
Barnycle

An all time classic show. I was a couple years too young to fully appreciate it, but some of the skits were golden. Especially, Homie. That clown made 11 year old me laugh so much.

Sean Connery

LMAO. This is way worse than using a front pad from time to time.

Barnycle

I say to give it a go, for a laugh, mate.

But dye it sandy blonde instead of your usual hair colour. And do it just before Halloween so that you can say that you were just fuckin around. Doing unusual things that don’t negatively affect other people is one of the joys that can break up the monotony of life. The ladies will love the new sandy blonde you.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I love that “Cheese” in a can stuff

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@TheRealJackMeoff

Yeah you know a thing or two about smoking sausage…

Barnycle

If you ever wonder why they’re so fucked, just look at what they’re feeding their kids. The kid with the bullhorn.

Spain March on to the semis and Belgium go home. A keeper mistake after he was subbed on the injured first choice keeper.

BograilCutback

Vaaaamooooos

Phil's Wart

Inspirational . Weird ya?

Sellme fitzgobbins

Philadelphia might have been a more apropriate choice?

Barnycle

Good one, Chas. Enjoying the travel pieces. A bit longer time spent on the description of the train ride and the ferry would have been nice. Even if just a sentence or two more.

Beef & Beer

Yes Barney you’re right there, it would’ve been good if he’d gone into more detail of the journey, and even included a map to show the train terminal, ferry wharf, historic sites and best/worst pubs/restaurants, BnB’s/motels etc, as reference for any BG commenters who may wish to travel there in the future.

A bit slack of him really, and how do we know he’s really there without a photo ?
For all we know he shat this sharticle out in few minutes on the toilet at home…

Picard Madeoff

They pair the opioids with cheap red wine in Asbury.

Picard Madeoff

Come on Chas! While you wax poetically, lets be real honest as not even a bootlicking, addled Springsteen fan would ever confuse Asbury for Cardiff. By the way, did you walk by the office of the cosmetic surgeon who made Bruce’s supple, shiny face and skin look like the Joker?

Rich Marx

This edit of Jordy and some other South African dudes is worth a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nS_QACwfLc

Rich Marx

I like the video but a personal pet peeve is if you’re using jet ski assists you need to show that. If I see a single wave where they have a ton of speed on a wave too flat to catch I will assume every wave that doesn’t show the takeoff was a tow in.

BograilCutback

Pro surfing!!

deeks

pro woz surfing. Jeezyous Americans rapin the English language

BograilCutback

I thought this planet cunts collab would hold us through the year deeks and I am sending you thoughts and prayers

deeks

Oh yeah ! That’s binding !

Chief Hot stuff

What?, you can see them taking off and its fuken critical!!

deeks

Fucking intense ! Is that cave rock. ?


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