"The exact beaches no longer matter. They are on them all and the whole 'breeding ground' argument has become a joke."
A shark fisherman has prodded what might be called the Great White Industrial Complex, that group of scientists, researchers and so on, either ignorant or wilfully blind at the wild ol’ increase in Great White numbers in Australia, with a post claiming numbers have become so inflated you can now wander along a beach and catch ’em at will, pretty much.
Joel Nancarrow, a bit of an internet sensation who famously sailed into Sydney Harbour at the height of last summer’s run of bull shark attacks and pulled a half-ton beast just off a popular beach, writes:
White shark posts really bring out the page lurkers that are waiting for their opportunity to pounce. The law states, you can not deliberately target great white sharks!!!!!!
As it stands; They are so incredibly rare and endangered that targeting them would take an incredible skill set and be almost impossible along the NSW coast line.
We definitely do not enjoy catching them, they fight like they know they are protected, once on the sand, they lay there and make us do all the work to get them back in the water and they tend to get a bit “bitey” while removing the hook.
I never used to post white shark photos, but that also fits into the “low numbers” thing they try to push.



The fact that they are so “RARE” makes us feel like people also deserve the chance to see these things when they are accidentally caught, also hopefully the regular people on here read between the lines on this one and see how much of a piss take this whole scenario is.
They are in numbers so high that we rarely use hooks anymore on the beaches and just run cameras until we find a shark that we want to target.
The exact beaches no longer matter, they are on them all and the whole “breeding ground ” argument has become a joke.
Let’s hope these things are fair game at one stage soon so we can have some fun with them.
As he pointed out a few months back, “The amount of Great Whites is incredible. People are gonna hide from it and say it’s not. It is.”
His central, disquieting argument is this: almost everything the public has been told about Great White shark behaviour is wrong. Distance from shore is irrelevant. Water clarity is irrelevant. Time of day is largely irrelevant.
“On days when the wind is westerly and it’s dead flat, they will always sit behind the furthest wave out, doesn’t matter whether it’s a foot off shore or 300 feet. That’s where they’ll be.”
Flat, calm conditions, in other words, are not the benign invitation to swim that most people treat them as. They are, by Nancarrow’s reckoning, a warning.
“Whenever it’s flat and smooth, you’re at a greater risk of Great White shark attack, and that is a guarantee.”
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Doesn’t make sense does it? Feel free to draw from your vast experience and expound. Maybe toss out an opinion. Believe me when I say it has confounded my circle of trust. Circle of trust being fellow skippers and watermen. Men who don’t pretend.
For some reason this excerpt took me back to college and many a sorority girl I dated
“like they know they are protected, once on the sand, they lay there and make us do all the work”
Great Whites are the zionists of the sea! Do I get a watch?
“Let’s hope these things are fair game at one stage soon so we can have some fun with them.”
WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH THEM.
That’s the problem with the pro cull crew. It’s never scientific. It’s fear and revenge at best, sadism at most probable. Sharks are cunts, but killing anything for fun is way, way, way cuntier. Fuck yas all.
yes but is it real…..from the anonymous ones??
Haha, it wasn’t anonymous when he first managed to post it awhile back.
Silly cunt didn’t realise you could zoom it up ALOT! After pointing that out with a close up crop he freaked out
TAKE IT DOWN NOW!
um You posted it cunt, get the toothpaste out to blur your face.
Nahh it has been a funny story, he had only just learnt how to post a couple of pics, thinking it was fine, because they were wide shots.
The experience has scarred him for life hahahah
Gotta have some fun in life
what’s your point or pointer,LOL?
or should we be worried about flesh eating bacteria in the surf….19 people died last year in the surf with their flesh being stripped from their body….I mean 19 is 2 years global stats on shark fatalities…..
https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/other/eighth-person-dies-from-flesh-eating-bacteria-in-gulf-coast-states/ar-AA2aTUze?ocid=edgntpruby&pc=NMTS&cvid=6a9222a2ac534a7cb56a673f6e257ec5&ei=70&cvpid=6a9223bfb37248fa983abd09b55b1e9d
There is a Movie in that
“After we killed all the sharks, when you thought it was safe to go back in the ocean…Think again”
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I knew someone who died from flesh eating bacteria. She was immunocompromised, so that played a part too.
damn….an actual witness…I was just posting about what was happening in Florida….relative to shark attacks, which everyone seems hysterical about…
Friday beers are fine, its just combining them with all the ones on the other six days of the week!!
Fear not Bog that was about 15 years ago and theres definitely more Scunt to love these days!!
hahahaa
I think yours is more possible than Scunt learning to Tango
No clenching
What a STEEZER
You there Bogs?
A set of fins that have been engineered to help you improve your pull-back when it’s heaving.
I can’t do it hahaha. You will have to take that up with me tech adviser Crayfish
Just so you know, just like Mindy, I charge by the hour for my services, even if it only takes 3 minutes.
A little lion in his perfect habitat
KIWI WIMMINS SURF SUPERSTAR GETS ENGAGED TO NON-SURFING AUSTRALIAN BEAU
In sports-adjacent news today, one of New Zealands many world-famous dominant sportspersons has publicly declared never-ending love for an Australian with no interest in athletic pursuits.
Longtime tour surfer Paige Hareb has proposed to her longtime down-under partner, but apparently not before the Australian had proposed the week before in a dual-nations double-proposal vacation which started in Queensland and ended in Queenstown.
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Many congratulations flow from their friends, family, strangers and strange BG commenters.
BeachGrit principal Chas Smith to send matching Vaer watches to the happy pair instead of giving them to grumpy BG locals whose comment standards have dropped during Cloudbreak as they attempt to take watches home too.
P.S.
No word from Tyler yet, though some say she’s dismayed to find she’s no longer (quote-unqote) “the only gay in the village”…
Thank you Beefy, this is truly heartwarming stuff, look how happy they look together. I adore our beautiful Kiwi extended family but couldn’t ever consider marrying one. The constant mispronunciation of vowels would properly do me in, but the real dealbreaker would be who the fuck wants to sleep with a sheep in their bed every night?
WATCH out they’re everywhere and its VAERY, VAERY scary
Never let the truth get in the way of a good (shark) story !
Growing up between SF and Monterey I came to an understanding in my mind that if I don’t eat sharks they won’t eat me . It’s been working so far. I have seen some monsters up at Ano’ Nuevo. It’s humbling to have one make it’s presence known and glide by.
Don’t you live Maui? There’s some big friggin tigers out around the SE (west) side and Lanai.
Travel between Maui and Kauai . Guaranteed Lanai, Molokai gotta have em. Never really spend time on either or near. I think it’s safe in the entirety of the Sandwich Island chain to think that there are plenty .
And they love to eat tourists, high mortality rate over there…
Another flawed belief… You think all shark attack victims were guilty of eating shark?
I think God is on a case by case basis.
I like the superstitious approach, too much certainty in the world
I used that line for 50 years of being a vegetarian…..I don’t eat them they don’t eat me…now there’s faith in….???…LOL……but after various health issues…started eating Fish that I caught in the NW……..why vegetarian….had an LSD trip when I was 19 and had an outer body experience…where I could feel the animals pain,LOL…..
Sounds like ya seen some big ones like we get down here….but we have no juveniles…they are all on the East Coast where it’s warm/kinda soft coast……lotsa fish…more now there are fishing constraints/bag limits etc…..more whales…better eco system…….and here we are discussing some bogan fishermans view that there are too many now……..not sure you know but GWS/Tigers eat Bull sharks and thats why Bulls only hunt in dirty water…..carry on….
What’s the biggest you think ya seen??
I wanna say 18ft..but could be ego..idk . My family commercially fished for years in the area .Claims as high as 20ft+…idk Now I’m in the Tigers arena . Seen a few. Dive down the back wall of Molokini Crater at about 140ft..you’ll see some humblers.
same as where I grew up….yeah up to 20’…they look like a cross between a Whale and a submarine……incredible…….