Lamborghini Revuelto verde hydra
Gordo and his metallic green Batmobile!

Billabong founder Gordon “Greasy” Merchant, 83, just bought a million-dollar V12 Lamborghini

Lamb Talk!

You gotta love a man who ain’t content to die wondering. Gordon “Greasy” Merchant, who is eighty-three or close enough, has long grabbed life by the horns, as they say, building billion-dollar empires, constructing lavish beachfront compounds, fighting the tax man to the death and, as revealed by a Brisbane Lamborghini dealership, dropping almost a mill-and-a-half on a new Lambo.

At his monied peak in 2007, Gordon Merchant was worth around $907 million although he’s currently sitting on around half a billion, which makes the buy the equivalent of you and I putting a thousand bucks into a shiny new Lost or Merrick (Britt).

Gordon, a supremely fit example to us all, still shredding too, chose the the Lamborghini Revuelto ’cause why wouldn’t ya if you had 500 bricks in the bank?

The V12 hybrid is the biggest tech leap in the marque’s history. It pairs a naturally aspirated 6.5-litre V12 with three electric motors for a combined thousand horses. It hits 100km/h in 2.5 seconds and tops out beyond 350km/h, replacing the Aventador as the brand’s flagship and doing it with a plug-in system that still lets the V12 rev to 9,500rpm unassisted.

Spec wise, Gordo’s Lambo is finished in Verde Hydra, a deep, saturated green from Lamborghini’s Ad Personam bespoke palette, this one leans into the paint-to-sample culture that now defines how buyers spec these cars, no two exactly alike.

Inside, Terra Kedros, an earthy tan/terracotta leather, is a deliberate break from the usual black-and-carbon supercar interior, warming up a cabin that’s otherwise dominated by a trio of digital screens and a driver’s environment borrowed from Lamborghini’s fighter-jet design stylings.

Wow, yes?

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KRIS

Well, it ain’t no Jenson Interceptor.

John John's Beard

What the fuck is he wearing for shoes?

NoneG.O.D

Aaaaaaaaanddddd WSL shows up just as swell dies. You can’t make this up. Then again a house might end up in line up.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

2nd half of waiting period looks fun head high and a little bigger. Lowers can be at its best around that size

NoneG.O.D

More complaints on that p. O. S. Than compliments. Shop car. A sitter.

Barnycle

I’m fascinated by the destruction of all of these gorgeous ocean-front homes. To be able to live on the ocean is the dream but it’s now become a nightmare for so many people in LA in the last few years

They’ll never be able to rebuild here and nobody will ever insure new houses here again. Some of the smarter ones will sell now if they can get buyers, but to walk away from beach front would be so difficult.

Also the dissonance of some of these folk in thinking that there’s some engineering solution that will save their homes from being wiped away in the next few years.

Rich Marx

Writings been on the wall for beach road for decades.

The sinkhole at Malibu looks like it’s the craziest one.

Sean Connery

Imagine buying a car like that just to go 99km an hour cause there are speed cameras at every mile.

Stick man

To Get from A to B a couple days a week… mind boggling.

John John's Beard

I am sure he is not worried about paying $1000 or so for speeding. He is going to push those stupid ass shoes to the floor in that thing.

Sean Connery

No way that guy can handle 1000 horse power.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Sean Connery

That is really well done.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I show it to my students in the context of asking why they’re in class, hoping to sell their lifetime (“labor”) for a few more bucks an hour courtesy of a degree, as we’re all in capitalist reproduction, when they could instead by hanging out at the beach somewhere. Surprisingly not too many people end up dropping the class…

Sellme fitzgobbins

Do you live in Valcluse ?

Fig Jam

Compulsory driving test in 2 years for him (@85y.o.). Hope he does’t crash into any shop fronts before then

deeks

Daylesfords screaming out for another bollard dodger

Rich Marx

Sometimes I hear things about how Australia operates and see it as a continent ruled by smarmy hall monitors but this is something the US should borrow.

Firelipe Torpedo

This was all foretold…exodus 12:3 “a lamb for every household”

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

yep.

and overturning cop cars

Strayan Cunt

Fucked few events coming up so lets get to the real question we’re all wondering on here at the moment, who’s gunna be the first one out of Bog and Channel bottom to finally jag a root?

My moneys on CB cuz Bog seems so feminine the cunt actually appears to be enjoying learning his dance steps rather than focusing in on what he’s there for. CB I reckon has some game if he can just get that first one under his belt and rid himself of the doubt and desperation he must be feeling and giving off. Mate just remember you aint looking at the mantlepiece when you’re stoking the fire so just go anything to get back in the saddle and feeling comfy.

Good luck gentlemen, start your engines and enjoy this crazy ride we all call life yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Chief Hot stuff

My brother did ballroom dancing after his divorce and bagged a few.

Strayan Cunt

Ballroom dancing how olds the cunt, 90?!

Chief Hot stuff

Youve never watched dancing with the stars?

channelbottom

I’ve kinda given up.
If it happens organically, it’ll happen.
The apps are cooked.

Chief Hot stuff

Approach, approach ,approach!!
Greatly increases the odds.

deeks

” lookin after you’re sisters kids hey ? ” That goes down a treat.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Anyone seen “the gentlemen” Maybe the car is full of coke.

Chief Hot stuff

They were jumping off the awning of my mates fish and chip shop.

Jack John Johnson

Luana still in 5th,

Dogsnuts

That’s Eddie Van Halen you fucken idiot.
Xox

Stick man

Ain’t nothin’ like it, her shiny machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean
Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
Out an on-ramp coming through my bedroom!

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

might wax up the 7’0″ tomoz.

possible decent day Fri.

Dogsnuts

Don’t forget the special ingredients!
Xox

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

fresh cake of sex wax will have to do mate, no abdominal yogurt required.

Decent?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

I still can’t get my head around 5 dollar pies.

Hit the servo at 8pm and they are free.

Rocks local

pies??? Key lime and pumpkin top of list for me

Sean Connery

I love a good lemon marange and pecannnnnnn

Stick man

Nah 3.14 is the real deal!

deeks

Beats lookin at rocks I guess. Which is what most 83 yo are doin

Strayan Cunt

What have ya got against Rocks Local? Always struck me as a ripper of a bloke despite being born with the handicap of being a seppo cunt

deeks

That’s a mighty big handicap

Strayan Cunt

It is mate but a few of em still seem to have a pulse and manage to think for themselves so ya have to respect that ay

deeks

I love watching donny talk. Makes me feel way smarter than a rigger

Rocks local

have known some older dudes who liked to stare , always creeped me out , ha

kirra72 .

I’m a bit further up than SC and mine’s $637- per 1/4. Water, bins, but no sewerage. Septic with the built in treatment plant here.

Rich Marx

They charge water, trash and sewer based on land size there? Do you get a price break if you’re on septic?

How strict are they with maintaining septic system? They don’t really do anything in LA county. Malibu area is all on septic and parts of it smell like shit after it rains from poorly maintained tanks.

Also Malibu locals shoot down anyone who proposes developing a sewer system because they think it will mean urbanization or suburbanization.

Mapski
Mapski

Opening up my new watch.

Dogsnuts

Hahaha fuck yeah cunt.
Xox

Strayan Cunt

Be careful its Seppo made so probably constructed of old gun parts so could blow up in your face at any moment

Stick man

Better watch -out!


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