Local warns “La Jolla Kooks” against coming north to surf a fat San Clemente burger

"Threatening death with a knife to those that are not as good as you is not cool."

Arms have been taken up, proverbially, this morning after a man who appears to be a San Clemente local warns those who call La Jolla home against coming north to surf a chonky burger called 204/5s. The initial bit of the clip focuses on a younger man initially sporting a pony tail wading into the warm waters with what appears to be a full deck-tractioned mini egg. The San Clemente local declares that he, the surfer, is from Windansea and named “Jake the Snake,” though does not provide evidence.

The local is passive-aggressively frustrated at the incursion, eventually declaring that Jake the Snake is “a good guy” while filming others dropping down gentle slopes once again mentions Jake and how he should go back to La Jolla before pivoting to “just kidding” at the end.

Those in the comments, maybe from La Jolla (?), were not happy.

A sampling:

“Surfers are supposed to be cool. Threatening death with a knife to those that are not as good as you is not cool. Check yourself.”

“Why I learned to hate surfing. Waaaay too much hate. It’s not yours, it is everyone’s.”

“Claiming 205s is like thinking the stripper wants to sleep with you. Whose the kook?”

“I’ve always felt that as long as you know basic surf etiquette, don’t snake waves, and respect other surfers that surf there everyday, you should be fine to surf anywhere.”

“Being overly protective of dog shit must be exhausting.”

“A lot of hate in the surf.”

“You can’t talk shit and then say 205’s.”

“surfers the cyclists of the sea.”

Etc.

But do you surf a wave that is less-than-critical yet feel wildly protective over it?

Me too.

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Xixi pong
Xixi pong
18 seconds ago

How you like new system?
We make special for you alt white racists.

JJJ
JJJ
4 minutes ago

Just landed in Newark, New Jersey and I swear I saw Peter Mel at the airport.

Blasphemy Rottmouth
Blasphemy Rottmouth
25 minutes ago

What I wouldn’t give to have Gwen bent over her couch knickerless

David Lee Scales
David Lee Scales
39 minutes ago

Barrelled on my next podcast or na?

Jake The Snake
Jake The Snake
54 minutes ago

Leave me out of this cunts

Angry Villagers with Pitchforks
Angry Villagers with Pitchforks
1 hour ago

We demand a return to our previous comment system!

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
1 hour ago

Damn Pinchy is on a roll.
What Barrelled you just gonna take those back shots?

Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
1 hour ago

Given the clusterfuck this has become, I’m done for the time being much like every other regular commenter from the past. You see posts in my handle (or a play on it), it’s not me. Will miss the chats but this is lame.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
1 hour ago

Yeh this is proper fucked now, pretty sad to see

Hippy’s Hispanic Maid
Hippy’s Hispanic Maid
1 hour ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Hola Senor Cunt. Hippy upset now he say someone else post in his name. He not eat any of the gourmet meals I cook for him since Chas change comment rules.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
1 hour ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

I guess I have to go have a dry wank now.

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
1 hour ago

Yeah I figured.
Gonna be lonely without you.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 hours ago

After seeing that there seems to be one person posting half the comments under other people’s names I tried it myself.
It wouldn’t work, so maybe that means I’m logged in and/or the person I tried to impersonate is.
Still a bit of a poo that if ya scroll down to the older sharticles ya can’t see the comments.
And to see them ya have to go back to the main page and then click on a previous story etc etc.
Pain in the arse.
Also the lack of ‘history’ (or whatever it was called, sucks.
Lack of pictures besides ya name also sucks.
And not seeing who gave the votes sucks too.
The only good thing about this new system is that when you downvote, it actually takes an upvote off, and can even go into negatives…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
1 hour ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Also has anyone seen my pet sheep?
He hasn’t been the same after I pimped him out to Negapet.

@The RealJackMeoff
@The RealJackMeoff
2 hours ago

Say what you will this new change is pretty cool.
You can be anyone you want to be, post under any email you want, and say whatever the fuck you want unrestrained by moderation.
All you bitches crying about it need to stop looking into the gutter and start looking up.

Chuck Manson
Chuck Manson
2 hours ago

Agreed.

Hippy’s Hispanic Maid
Hippy’s Hispanic Maid
2 hours ago

Hola! Has anyone seen Hippy? He been depressed about no comments. I make his bed 3 days ago and he no come home since.

Hippy’s Hispanic Maid
Hippy’s Hispanic Maid
2 hours ago

And he worry about Gwen. He say Gwen can’t do comments either. She/he very sad.

Hippy
Hippy
1 hour ago

You think that is funny?
Better hope I never see you down at
C Street.

Hippy’s Hot Female Tennis Instructor
Hippy’s Hot Female Tennis Instructor
1 hour ago
Reply to  Hippy

I was the first girl Hippy slept with. His Dad gave me $30 and said please help me the poor kid has no game.

Chippy
Chippy
23 minutes ago
Reply to  Hippy

This from a girl that goes on a surf trip to Tourmaline

Gwen Walz's Crazy Eyes
Gwen Walz's Crazy Eyes
1 hour ago

I’m going to kick your ass.

Phil's Wart
Phil's Wart
3 hours ago

Angry locals are surfers who never travel.

Noah Dean’s bong.
Noah Dean’s bong.
3 hours ago

Get a meat pie up ya, all you NSW wankers. Stop coming up to Snapper, especially Strayan Cunt.

Sup Braj
Sup Braj
4 hours ago

Muddafuc

Steven a Smith.
Steven a Smith.
4 hours ago
Steven a Smith.
Steven a Smith.
4 hours ago

I think you should bring a Thai fusion lunch and a bottle of Hennessy down there to investigate.

Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
5 hours ago

There has to be a way to curb this whole thing with one idiot posting 50-60% of the comments under other peoples handles. It was funny for about an hour.

Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
2 hours ago

I know right?

Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
2 hours ago

That is correct Pinchy, ya incel little fuckwit.

Barrelled's missing tampon
Barrelled's missing tampon
2 hours ago

On your bike fuckwit.
You probably still got herpes blisters from your last Indo trip

Last edited 2 hours ago by Barrelled's missing tampon
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
2 hours ago

Hey leave him alone.
You know what they say about picking on special people.

Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
2 hours ago

Ah go fuck ya self you Pommie freak.

Barrelled's missing tampon
Barrelled's missing tampon
2 hours ago

Go make another Strayan Cunt love meme you freak.

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
2 hours ago

You see THIS is what I’m talking about.


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