A good moviemaker, Rory Pringle, at his best, and a wonderful surfer, Mason HO, at better than his best, which is considerable.
The Chinese-American surfer Mason Ho has never made a wrong move, he makes even bad surf movies memorable. Mason Ho has spanned three decades without ever losing his “star” status.
The Surf Movie, as you can attest, is basically an infantile genre. It either idealises false values, while also insulting the surfers themselves, or else it is an anti-surfing, as per BeachGrit, which is facile and also infantile.
While most American surf movies were veering dangerously toward a light comedy repertory, the moviemaker Rory Pringle introduced an incisive probe into the mystical human spirit, creating such beautiful films as IN HO NESIA and its stunning sequel IND HO NESIA DEUX, the mini-series Mason’s Medieval Madness and Caveheart on a pathetic budget to show that there was such a thing as more taste than money.
Caveheart II shows a good moviemaker, Rory Pringle, at his best, and a wonderful surfer, Mason HO, at better than his best, which is considerable.
You just cannot stop laughing, all the time knowing that you shouldn’t be laughing, Mason’s wipeouts aren’t funny, they’re so real and tragic it hurts, but so funny, lord.
Essential.
Medina wearing a Quiksilver wetsuit in California will always be funny, as a middle finger to Rip Curl. His girl also has a stunning ass. She’s beautiful all over.
“Palestine” is not a country and has never been a country in more than 3000 years of recorded history.
“Palestine” will never be a country.
Let’s all consider this statement to be the truth of the matter.
Thank You
Im confused
Look at you pathetic loser’s now. What a shambles. Second shittest thing you have done after letting that dognuts pleb moderate this tabloid impersonation realm.
Circle the drain much?
Im trying to organize another bitch slap for Chas, is Ashton available?
Waiting for a stab article on this dumpster fire transition.
How the tables have turned.
For shame.
Fuck you cunt!
I would kick you out of my house ya fuckn dickhead
You are the reason why we can’t have good things with some common decency
You cannot Control Yourself
Dez is a coveted hom o jew. Thats why he protects israel, j e w s only do thing to better themselves. In this case Fagboy needs a haven of coc ks that will accept since the surf community isnt with gayshit….
Its true im a lover of coCKS!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!@@
Drag this one off Pete
Jeffery epstein brought most of three children to me and dez!!! Can you say 3some in Arabic you fools!! Trump j erk ed off in corner, cuz hes a limp seppo..
Why is everyone so dumb these days? If everyone listened to me online we could all be GOATS together with me as king. Isn’t that what we all want or is it just me?
I’ll see you in the PooPoo Pool Kelly for a surf off
No Chas and Derek, enough of this nonsense. Even my long serving nanny Maude who is also my tech advisor can no longer make sense of these new shenanigans. I make many comments on this platform to benefit the peasants who seem to frequent down here but my patience is now running thin.
If this continues then you will soon be reserving a letter from my family lawyer, who also represented OJ on fine letter headed paper and believe me the pair of you will be sorry. Please hurriedly do better or American justice will prevail
Fuckn Hell. BeachGrit will be Bankrupted!
At 86,000 Comments, how much are each or your comments worth?
And we need to adjust for inflation and interest rates, for each comment made. Loss of wages incurred during commenting due to addiction, etc.
It takes 65 goes goes to try and hit the edit button withing 15 minutes..
It is like winning a slot machine when it works…..
I gave up
Get a life you lonely turd.
Sounds cool man?
What is your Mum’s address?
Should I bring some LEGO over?
Poor lonely AI chatbot turd can’t find a life anywhere.
Johnny Cochran was not the best lawyer in Los Angeles. He wasn’t even the best lawyer on OJ Simpson’s legal team.
But Johnny Cochran understood one thing: Under US law, judges do not decide cases, prosecutors do not decide cases, and defence lawyers do not decide cases – juries decide cases.
So while everyone else was playing to the courtroom cameras and reporters, Johnny Cochran addressed all his comments directly to the jury in a language they could understand: “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”
He won.
OJ Simpson, a man clearly guilty of two charges of premeditated first-degree murder, walked free.
American justice.
Never thought my longrunning extremely financially lucrative BG commenting career would fizzle out this way.
I always thought I’d hit 10,000 comments (had 2,500 to go) and then go out in a blazing glory of my own choosing.
Perhaps by celebrating through a $10,000 a day drug addiction, or crashing one of many exotic European sport cars or helicopters (paid for through TheGrittyBeachNews advertising multi-squillions).
Anything but this
Anything…
You’ll be back Bigger & Better than ever, just hold on
Has anyone figured out how to login??
No but suckin jew di ck is way easy on here!! In the name of Iz rael….right dezzy.
I want my Disqus back
Ok gang here is an update about my upcoming wholesome family holiday. We have now canned North Straddie and will be going to Palm Cove for 5 nights in the middle of November. This is cuz Mini has always been desperate to see the Great Barrier Reef and the three of us all share birthdays inside three weeks of that month
I am currently in shred mode and trying to get as physically and mentally prepared as I can. I am eating well, surfing as much as I can and wanking like an absolute mad cunt. Its also warming up here now and I’m doing bigs days outside framing so already starting to resemble a bronzed Greek god
I have even started trying to talk in a more family friendly fashion by trying not to use fuck or cunt and I admit this is proving difficult but progress is being made. On Friday at work, despite constant provocation I reckon I made it to at least 5 minutes. I now have few doubts that by mid November my charm, charisma and rippling rig will be irresistible to any Sheila in Straya under 40. Fuck it, if it all goes tits up at least it will be the easiest and most enjoyable 200 hundy bucks Mindy has ever made.
Love yous all and try and remember that in tough times real cunts stick together and don’t fall apart and crumple like a cheap suit.This temporary slight hiccup will soon pass and BG and the below the line crew of legends will emerge on the side even better and wiser for it xx
The commitment is incredible.
will say I was sad when mini’s mum cancelled our tango lesson but I understood that she had to make sacrifices to appease mini’s father as he’s apparently needy and insecure and they have a weekly chat to check in on his dating life.
(SCunt you know I’m just being a dickhead we can’t start getting all soft in the comments during a trying time)
How was Javier tonight Bog? As firm, friendly but strict as usual mate?
I can’t believe how lost everyone has gotten in a couple of days, and have no faith? Hahaha
Proof Beach Grit is actually some kind of “Ultra-Hard Surf Candy” drug
Along with some severe withdrawals…
Hahahahaha. I understand the seppo cunts freaking out but not the Strayan fellas. I still remember the quote of that famous seppo general Patten fella who said if he was tasked with invading hell he would use Australians to take it and New Zealanders to keep it. Now we have fellow cunts freaking out cuz of a slight detour in the road. Its sad and brings a tear to me eye brother
Ultra-Hard Surf Candy is not something to fuck around with…
So it seems brother, cunts are losing their minds and its only been two days haha
At least the next contest is Portugal so never watch live anyway due to the nighttime vs daytime conflict
If we lose the live chat it’s pure and simply the end of me and proper surf chat in general brother. It was all that was left of what we all fell in love with
Mindy charges 200 hundy bucks ?
As in, $20,000 (twenty thousand dollars) ?
Criiiikey maate, she muust be goood…
Cunt probably chose the annual anytime contract, compared to the daily or weekly.
(MAX 5 TIMES A DAY in the T&C)
You, ya daughter, and the ex all have birthdays in a 3 week period of November ?
Same here actually, but in October…
Your chatbot fantasies are boring. Go drink some 90 weight.
Somebody help, my period is killing me and life is so hard and unfair its making my head hurt
Go to the Library and read a fuckn book then
They all meet there and there are lots of them
You’ll be surrounded by BOOKS
Can you make a new account
Awesome, thanks for the update.
I reckon we are halfway there…and I speak for myself here.
Why can’t formatting look like this, and the layout look this? (I am sure it will in time)
A Picture says a thousand words
https://gvectors.com/product/wpdiscuz-advanced-likers/
Along with this, and increase the upload file size to 5MB, and increase editing timeframe to 1 hour.
It would all be the same as before, if not better (My opinion hahahha)
https://gvectors.com/product/wpdiscuz-user-notifications/
This is what it looks like when the bots start programming their handler.
Fuck you AI bot.
Sooo instead of losing it and leaving on the first flight out I decided to double down and stay a couple more days to surf Waikiki with the kids, and I’m glad I did as it is solid already with bigger stuff on the way. The best way to describe it is reform Disneyland, with rippable waves on the outside reforming into other waves going all the way to the sand.
Even got upgraded to a room with a view.
First time whole trip I finally made a good call…
Jealous!
Maui East side 8-10ft. 2-4′ south end. Should definitely pick up by tomorrow …Monday. yew!
Bowls.
Talkin’ about it with my kid yesterday…insane fun, handstands…shared waves…warm blue water…cocktails on the beach.
Does the kid like the new lame comment section?
Hates it too!
The sharing is the best.
Only place in the world where 300 people can all surf together and everyone still has a good time.
Hawaii has always been on my bucket list, and I will be taking a massive dump in Zuck’s letterbox if I ever make it there. FUCK EM
Who woulda thought you would be the most positive person around here.
Mate it’s been a brutally emotional couple of weeks. I am too drained to sit around wallowing in negativity and am just stoked there have been high points to keep me going.
Love it Jack, good onya mate
Thanks mate.
My pleasure mate. Surfed some of the best waves on the planet but nothing gets me as frothing as sharing a few with Mini on her lid these days yeeeeeeeeeeew
Yes its true everyone, I got booted off tour for trying to finger Griffins bumhole
I just finished reading my first book and it was actually a real struggle. I will go for something a little easier than Spot the Dog if I try another one
1 fish 2 fish is pretty good, if you like that, check out Hop On Pop.
You should try reading the Bible 🙂