"This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG."
Feelings of frustration, rage and sadness are percolating here, today, after a new comment platform failed to live up to its promise of being “user friendly.” BeachGrit, the anti-depressive surf website famous for its below-the-line personalities and informative stories about ocean kayakers, informed its loyal audience that a shift away from “Big Comment” Disqus and toward a service more in line with its cool indie ethos was on the way. After being delayed for three days, it appears to have launched overnight but, and again, not quite as advertised.
Beef n beer wondered, “What is going on ?”
Barrelled opined, “This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG. It way too fucking hard to figure out how to log in again and no fucking way Strayan Cunt is figuring this shit out.”
Barrelled then added, “You have fubar’d this Dez. Not to mention you got cunts changing their fake fucking names en masse. Fuck this.”
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WTF
I can put any fake email address?
Also upvote button laggy as fuck
It won’t let me downvote
When I click article on sidebar, it still shows the comments section for the previously viewed article. Only reason for change must be money, spare us the “indie cool” bullshit. I second every other complaint, especially that you cant see who upvoted you, that was core part of experience. This sucks hard now.
I couldn’t ever figure out the last system so maybe this will work for me.
test
Get on the sled and reset..
Is it too late to go back how it was? This is shit. And also I can impersonate anyone.
Nothing was broke so BG decided to fix that…
Long time listener, first time caller. What the fuck is this BS?
Things aren’t looking much better this morning. I’ll try again later!
Its making me sad mate, what did they do to our once happy place and community?!!!!
Relaaaax guy ! They’ll sort it by 2027
Chinese new year
Australian dollars and immigration
Epic fail ay
not a fan of this new platform
!!!
Gutentag mother fuckers
I’m in Munich getting hammered at Oktoberfest. Checked out the river wave earlier today. No one did a chop hop, even though I was calling for it. Do better.
Wow Kwan, me too… but… of course I will… but… are you a swillnut too…
Hello, Jane, I’ve got millionz of em and stuff, and I’m usually very, very, very, extremely very usually but… but will you be my…
Secret agent swillnuts (all of them… if they aren’t too busy leading incredibly full, amazing, rewarding, thousands of buddies n maaaayyytes n stuff filled lives… in between the thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands and… of relentless 24/7 comments), can now miraculously and easily just log in via the swillnut club.
Hey Mikey!!
I’m not even logged on!!! Its another miracle!!!
Hey Barny it’s your fault. You put the mozz on it last night.
What did I miss?
Youve filled your petrol car with diesel
Nothing. It’s all good.
We lost our avatars, who do we sue?
Back soon! Somewhere in the back end is the button, watching tutorial!
Since when do you need a tutorial to find the backend button?
Yes
Hahahahahaha. All the love and respect in the world for ya but what are we all doing in this strange new world Dez? Seems about as sad, lonely and empty as Donny Trumps brain. I will just keep rolling with your vision brother cuz you’ve never let us down yet
Take his cock out of your mouth, marbles.
Your still missing the fact that you can post as anyone you want to be. It’s pretty lame.