Breaking: Anti-depressive surf website thrown into disarray as cool new comment platform proves difficult

"This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG."

Feelings of frustration, rage and sadness are percolating here, today, after a new comment platform failed to live up to its promise of being “user friendly.” BeachGrit, the anti-depressive surf website famous for its below-the-line personalities and informative stories about ocean kayakers, informed its loyal audience that a shift away from “Big Comment” Disqus and toward a service more in line with its cool indie ethos was on the way. After being delayed for three days, it appears to have launched overnight but, and again, not quite as advertised.

Beef n beer wondered, “What is going on ?”

Barrelled opined, “This just put an exclamation mark on the end of BG. It way too fucking hard to figure out how to log in again and no fucking way Strayan Cunt is figuring this shit out.”

Barrelled then added, “You have fubar’d this Dez. Not to mention you got cunts changing their fake fucking names en masse. Fuck this.”

BeachGrit’s Cardiff-by-the-Sea desk cannot, currently, be reached for comment due an issue with logging in.

In better news, the Vaer Watches have officially shipped to the winners of the Fiji Pro Live Chat contest.

What a day!

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I am a Crayfish Popsicle
I am a Crayfish Popsicle
41 minutes ago

What the Fuck?

There are supposed to be upvotes, sort by newest etc.

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Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
38 minutes ago

The psyche of all BG degenerates, especially my long-lost son, is in jeopardy due to the lack of a like button to allow the great unwashed to feel good about their posts.

Buffy the Zionist Slayer
Buffy the Zionist Slayer
25 minutes ago

Karma for the dick riding of Israel

I am a Crayfish Popsicle
I am a Crayfish Popsicle
24 minutes ago

It just hasn’t been configured properly yet to appease the masses

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