Want to show the world what it used to be like to be a surfer?
The surfing news site BeachGrit, although calling it a news site might be stretching the limits a little, has been slammed as “arrogant” and “disrespectful” by critics after the release of its I Hate Surfing clothing range.
BeachGrit, whose Californian founder Chas Smith, posts semi-regular rants against surf ponchos, beach carts and vulnerable adult learner surfers in his YouTube channel under the banner, I Hate Surfing, created the three-piece ensemble with Bondi-based surf clothing brand The Critical Slide Society.
A previous collaboration was responsible for a pair of surf trunks the same critics, then, described as “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning.”
This pair of trunks, which you can examine below although they have long sold out, featured a custom-made badge from iconic Australian artist Paul McNeil showcasing the founders’ ethos, “I Don’t Need Life I’m High” and with Eric Stoltz’s “Stoner Bud” from Fast Time at Ridgemont High representing BeachGrit’s spirit animal.
The latest collaboration is a three-pack I Hate Surfing ensemble wrapped in a red-white-and-blue vintage NSAA-style logo. The trunks cost ninety Australian dollars, the t-shirt sixty and the hat forty although buy it as a collection and it will cost 150 instead of 190.
If you pay with American dollars, very much cheaper even with twenty bucks Australian shipping.
Also, still available to bespoke order, are Damion Fuller’s I Hate Surfing ashtrays and oversized mugs. Eighty-five apiece, Australian shekels.
He’ll pack and send ’em anywhere in the world. Free to ship in Australia, thirty-five dollars, Australian, to Europe and the US.
A little wait too ‘cause he’s gotta make ‘em at his little off-the-grid studio.
So bespoke!
prob the only surf related tee i would wear.
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UK got the BBC, we got the ABC, bedfellows etc.
Those shorts scream “I love beach volleyball!”
Who don’t?
Already done that by not owning any surf lable shit other than 2 pairs of boardies and a wetty
I just can’t see why anyone would hate surfing these days? We just had a riveting 90 minute “poddy” from lesbian core lord KK, that I dont reckon barely any cunt watched, whinging about how hard she had it 20 years ago, and stab is becoming more like an online Woman’s Weekly every time I’m bored enough to go on there.
Surfing was fucked when it used to be about getting some waves and having a laugh with your mates. This new all inclusive version where you get some woke, all inclusive agenda shoved down your throat is so much more exciting and is elevating surfing to new platforms which surely has to be a good thing?
Stab have even said they are going to do in depth reports on how the currently pregnant Sheilas are doing if they come back on tour and report on the the support and guidelines that have been set in place by the Weird Seppo League. Is that not positively amazing? I cant wait. I wonder how severe Tylers periods are at the moment, or if she can breathe again yet? What an Aussie battler ay haha
I cant work out if you’re having a dig at me or not haha
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$23 shipping on a $30 trucker hat? Is it delivered by a Coffey sister, wedged in her cleavage?
Free shipping at some point, load up!
I hate surfing. Some imbecile in government will toodle along and slam you in jail for such hurty views. Off season silliness. Get a life Dazza lad.
Live dangerously etc.
85$ aud for a mug. Fuck I hate surfing
or ashtray!
Surfing is second hand rollerblading.
Xox
Blue Man Riding The Red Wave.
Interesting.
Have found the TCSS garment quality has been – somewhat ironically – sliding. Last online purchase had one shoulder wider than the other. A more – somewhat ironically – critical eye is needed.
They are tailored to fit the asymmetry caused by ferocious and repeated wanking.
Chas is from Coos Bay, Oregon.
The ultimate VAL…
Best Blow-in ever.
Criticising Beach Grit doesn’t get you anywhere…but it feels good !
There’s no way in hell I’m paying $60 for a tshirt, as much as I’d love to rock that.
Money is way-the-fuck too tight for that game.
BTW isn’t the term ‘Changing poncho’ a bit racist against Chinese people who may or may not be named Chang?
Only $45 US.
Giving em away!
Why would I pay in USD, while living in Oz?
I was being sarcastic
Furry muff.
My eyes weren’t focused enough to see that, sorry.
Get a pallet of $5 Chinese cotton T’s and print up a pirate version to sell for $20 in carparks everywhere.
Use the proceeds to rent out Ke11y’s pool instead of meeting at Tower 9 and Larry’s Beach Club…
temu bitch here.
Temu Former! Click to buy Dane Reynolds rip-off tees for seventeen bucks.
can’t do air rev.
Can’t wear Former.
“Changing Poncho”? Chinese are fine. Mexican T-Girls though mucho dolor de feeelings.
So, to show all this VALs that they are wrong in spending crazy amounts of money on useless ‘surf gear” and that the state of surf “culture” is fucked, the solution is to buy a $100 pair of shorts that says I hate the whole thing! Sign me up, one of each please
Yes! Irony ladelled everywhere!
Still waiting for the ‘born to read, forced to surf’ merch drop
Getting those NIL rights from Tyler to do such a merch campaign its proper justice might prove difficult
Imma leave this here though
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In rainbow inclusion colours.
Important.
I you don’t read and don’t surf, do read, but don’t surf.
That hat is far to MAGA looking for my taste
This cunt cries about Trump/MAGA every post. Look if you f*ing Australian libtards knew your ass from a hole in the outback… you would want your own version of DJT so you weren’t paying more for your domestic products than us Yankees.
😄 Make Strayan Cunts Great Again.
… we have no desire for a serial rapist paedophile, career criminal, moronic vulgarian, evil authoritarian cunt with a hideous tiny cock!
But thanks anyhooos…
I Like Big Cock
…starring Kris as CAPTAIN ADJECTIVE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hY3W9Z4bdS8&pp=ygUcRG91ZyBzdGFuaG9wZSB0d2VsdmUgaW5jaGVzIA%3D%3D
happy camper likes big cock
Bold admission, kudos amigo for getting out in front of the story
DM me.
Bigger the Cock, Bigger the Kitty
Starmer?
… no cigar doctor.
I do think you mean, or should mean, ol Kezzy Starmer.
… the orange comb-over.
IYKYK etc.
“The UK government is having to borrow money to pay the interest on the money it’s already borrowed. To put it in terms Keir Starmer can understand, that’s like having to borrow money from tonight’s Ukrainian rent boy to pay off yesterday’s Ukrainian rent boy. Except that the fetching Donbas twinks would already have blown up your car.”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU&pp=ygUXdGhlIG9uaW9uIGVwc3RlaW4gbW92aWU%3D
This cunt cries about Trump/Maga everypost as well. Why you cunts have such advanced TDS?
Fluoride in the water. I only drink pure rainwater and grain alcohol for that reason
In what reality could you possibly defend DJT? And, negating everything known about the man…
THE CUNT IS A SADISTIC RAPIST PAEDOPHILE!!!
Can you be more specific…
Who? Where? When?
… Mike, you’re inhabiting a house of mirrors, afraid to open your eyes, terrified by the thought of what you’ll see… nothing!
I was listening to NPR and the BBC every day until DJT(1rst) got elected. It was so obvious the bias, but it still took another couple years to open my eyes. Seeing 2020! MAGA! TRUMP 2024!😅
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWhy8PCuGsk&list=RDoWhy8PCuGsk&start_radio=1&pp=ygUQbm9meCB0aGUgZGVjbGluZaAHAQ%3D%3D
They make really good Presidents!!
you should relocate to the states!
Which part?
A red one apparently.
I’m thinking you would love Florida.
Too hot
You might feel at home somewhere in the Red Triangle?
is that a woman having fer monthly?
Where the whitey is most prolific in CA. 🦈
I’ll swap homes with you Bexy! You’d fit right into South Carolina.
Im good
So weird. The have an Orange Godzilla fetish.
Brother, the media here is…obsessed. Drawing tenuous lines between everything and DJT.
Thats a bit of a reach I feel Derek. I think the majority of the world hates Donny cuz he’s an absolute dog of a cunt and not because of some imaginary propaganda slogan that his MAGA crew came up with?
Your math aint mathin
… lying by omission and yet, still missing their mark.
And, or, rather: the reader is ‘the Mark’!
They probly think he isnt racist enuff
you’re just jello that Satan’s gonna have his baby!
or reality is a bitch……as per the orange taco
Did you see those latest Epstein emails hahaha faaaaaaaaark me
Oh dear sorry Mike I seem to have hit a bit of a raw nerve, dont worry I’m sure things will pick up soon when the ranga kings tariffs start kicking in. Personally I reckon that 30% one he imposed on a deserted island in the Arctic where only penguins live should be a real money spinner for yous. As for shit, cheesy slogans we dont need them cuz Straya Is Great Already cunt xx
Maga Mike
Mate I hate to break it to ya, but penguins don’t live in the Arctic.
Fuck I always get the Arctic and Antarctica mixed up. Waves must have been cooking the day they were teaching that in school haha
They ruined red caps forever. Wearing one is like calling your kid Hitler.
Spare a thought for our poor Southern Cross 🙁
And the dang Union Jack!
How does that make sense DR?
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Hahaha, now red caps represent two hopeless causes
Hahahaha
I hate those lying dipshit pig fuckers as much as the next Clinton Democrat, but for fucksake it’s just a red hat, not a gang sign.
Haha I know but all I’m saying is every time I see a red cap I think of Donny wearing his “Trump was right about everything” one and its not a great look for me
I’d buy a “I hate commenting” branded toilet paper ensemble.