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Critics label surf brand’s I Hate Surfing clothing range “arrogant and disrespectful”

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The surfing news site BeachGrit, although calling it a news site might be stretching the limits a little, has been slammed as “arrogant” and “disrespectful” by critics after the release of its I Hate Surfing clothing range. 

BeachGrit, whose Californian founder Chas Smith, posts semi-regular rants against surf ponchos, beach carts and vulnerable adult learner surfers in his YouTube channel under the banner, I Hate Surfing, created the three-piece ensemble with Bondi-based surf clothing brand The Critical Slide Society. 

Critics label surf brand’s I Hate Surfing capsule as “arrogant and disrespectful”

A previous collaboration was responsible for a pair of surf trunks the same critics, then, described as “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning.” 

This pair of trunks, which you can examine below although they have long sold out, featured a custom-made badge from iconic Australian artist Paul McNeil showcasing the founders’ ethos, “I Don’t Need Life I’m High” and with Eric Stoltz’s “Stoner Bud” from Fast Time at Ridgemont High representing BeachGrit’s spirit animal. 

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The Critical Slide Society, of course, are intelligent and intuitive designers who make clothes surfers really, really want to wear.

The latest collaboration is a three-pack I Hate Surfing ensemble wrapped in a red-white-and-blue  vintage NSAA-style logo. The trunks cost ninety Australian dollars, the t-shirt sixty and the hat forty although buy it as a collection and it will cost 150 instead of 190.

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If you pay with American dollars, very much cheaper even with twenty bucks Australian shipping.

Buy here.

Also, still available to bespoke order, are Damion Fuller’s I Hate Surfing ashtrays and oversized mugs. Eighty-five apiece, Australian shekels.

He’ll pack and send ’em anywhere in the world. Free to ship in Australia, thirty-five dollars, Australian, to Europe and the US.

A little wait too ‘cause he’s gotta make ‘em at his little off-the-grid studio. 

So bespoke!

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RQ.

prob the only surf related tee i would wear.
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The Bitchy Crab

UK got the BBC, we got the ABC, bedfellows etc.

Sellme fitzgobbins

Those shorts scream “I love beach volleyball!”

The Bitchy Crab

Who don’t?

Capt Sensible

Already done that by not owning any surf lable shit other than 2 pairs of boardies and a wetty

Strayan Cunt

I just can’t see why anyone would hate surfing these days? We just had a riveting 90 minute “poddy” from lesbian core lord KK, that I dont reckon barely any cunt watched, whinging about how hard she had it 20 years ago, and stab is becoming more like an online Woman’s Weekly every time I’m bored enough to go on there.
Surfing was fucked when it used to be about getting some waves and having a laugh with your mates. This new all inclusive version where you get some woke, all inclusive agenda shoved down your throat is so much more exciting and is elevating surfing to new platforms which surely has to be a good thing?
Stab have even said they are going to do in depth reports on how the currently pregnant Sheilas are doing if they come back on tour and report on the the support and guidelines that have been set in place by the Weird Seppo League. Is that not positively amazing? I cant wait. I wonder how severe Tylers periods are at the moment, or if she can breathe again yet? What an Aussie battler ay haha

Strayan Cunt

I cant work out if you’re having a dig at me or not haha

Beef & Beer
PacificNorthPest

$23 shipping on a $30 trucker hat? Is it delivered by a Coffey sister, wedged in her cleavage?

The Bitchy Crab

Free shipping at some point, load up!

justiceminister

I hate surfing. Some imbecile in government will toodle along and slam you in jail for such hurty views. Off season silliness. Get a life Dazza lad.

The Bitchy Crab

Live dangerously etc.

Tomas' silky smooth arms

85$ aud for a mug. Fuck I hate surfing

Sean Connery

or ashtray!

Dogsnuts

Surfing is second hand rollerblading.
Xox

Happy Camper

Blue Man Riding The Red Wave.
Interesting.

Michael Flatlately

Have found the TCSS garment quality has been – somewhat ironically – sliding. Last online purchase had one shoulder wider than the other. A more – somewhat ironically – critical eye is needed.

channelbottom

They are tailored to fit the asymmetry caused by ferocious and repeated wanking.

Jack John Johnson

Chas is from Coos Bay, Oregon.

The Bitchy Crab

The ultimate VAL…

Jack John Johnson

Best Blow-in ever.

deeks

Criticising Beach Grit doesn’t get you anywhere…but it feels good !

channelbottom

There’s no way in hell I’m paying $60 for a tshirt, as much as I’d love to rock that.
Money is way-the-fuck too tight for that game.

BTW isn’t the term ‘Changing poncho’ a bit racist against Chinese people who may or may not be named Chang?

Mike

Only $45 US.

The Bitchy Crab

Giving em away!

channelbottom

Why would I pay in USD, while living in Oz?

Mike

I was being sarcastic

channelbottom

Furry muff.

My eyes weren’t focused enough to see that, sorry.

Beef & Beer

Get a pallet of $5 Chinese cotton T’s and print up a pirate version to sell for $20 in carparks everywhere.

Use the proceeds to rent out Ke11y’s pool instead of meeting at Tower 9 and Larry’s Beach Club…

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

temu bitch here.

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

can’t do air rev.

Can’t wear Former.

PacificNorthPest

“Changing Poncho”? Chinese are fine. Mexican T-Girls though mucho dolor de feeelings.

Anon

So, to show all this VALs that they are wrong in spending crazy amounts of money on useless ‘surf gear” and that the state of surf “culture” is fucked, the solution is to buy a $100 pair of shorts that says I hate the whole thing! Sign me up, one of each please

The Bitchy Crab

Yes! Irony ladelled everywhere!

@surfads

Still waiting for the ‘born to read, forced to surf’ merch drop

Com Turren

Getting those NIL rights from Tyler to do such a merch campaign its proper justice might prove difficult

Com Turren

Imma leave this here though

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longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved

In rainbow inclusion colours.

The Bitchy Crab

Important.

Michael Flatlately

I you don’t read and don’t surf, do read, but don’t surf.

Strayan Cunt

That hat is far to MAGA looking for my taste

Mike

This cunt cries about Trump/MAGA every post. Look if you f*ing Australian libtards knew your ass from a hole in the outback… you would want your own version of DJT so you weren’t paying more for your domestic products than us Yankees.
😄 Make Strayan Cunts Great Again.

KRIS

… we have no desire for a serial rapist paedophile, career criminal, moronic vulgarian, evil authoritarian cunt with a hideous tiny cock!
But thanks anyhooos…

Happy Camper

I Like Big Cock
…starring Kris as CAPTAIN ADJECTIVE

KRIS
Hippy

happy camper likes big cock

Bold admission, kudos amigo for getting out in front of the story

Happy Camper

DM me.

Happy Camper

Bigger the Cock, Bigger the Kitty

The Bitchy Crab

Starmer?

KRIS

… no cigar doctor.

The Bitchy Crab

I do think you mean, or should mean, ol Kezzy Starmer.

KRIS

… the orange comb-over.

The Bitchy Crab

IYKYK etc.

“The UK government is having to borrow money to pay the interest on the money it’s already borrowed. To put it in terms Keir Starmer can understand, that’s like having to borrow money from tonight’s Ukrainian rent boy to pay off yesterday’s Ukrainian rent boy. Except that the fetching Donbas twinks would already have blown up your car.”

KRIS
Mike

This cunt cries about Trump/Maga everypost as well. Why you cunts have such advanced TDS?

deeks

Fluoride in the water. I only drink pure rainwater and grain alcohol for that reason

KRIS

In what reality could you possibly defend DJT? And, negating everything known about the man…
THE CUNT IS A SADISTIC RAPIST PAEDOPHILE!!!

Mike

Can you be more specific…
Who? Where? When?

KRIS

… Mike, you’re inhabiting a house of mirrors, afraid to open your eyes, terrified by the thought of what you’ll see… nothing!

Mike

I was listening to NPR and the BBC every day until DJT(1rst) got elected. It was so obvious the bias, but it still took another couple years to open my eyes. Seeing 2020! MAGA! TRUMP 2024!😅

KRIS
Chief Hot stuff

They make really good Presidents!!

Stick man

you should relocate to the states!

Chief Hot stuff

Which part?

Stick man

A red one apparently.

@TheRealJackMeoff

I’m thinking you would love Florida.

Chief Hot stuff

Too hot

Mike

You might feel at home somewhere in the Red Triangle?

Brutus

is that a woman having fer monthly?

Mike

Where the whitey is most prolific in CA. 🦈

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I’ll swap homes with you Bexy! You’d fit right into South Carolina.

Chief Hot stuff

Im good

Cuntry Singer

So weird. The have an Orange Godzilla fetish.

The Bitchy Crab

Brother, the media here is…obsessed. Drawing tenuous lines between everything and DJT.

Strayan Cunt

Thats a bit of a reach I feel Derek. I think the majority of the world hates Donny cuz he’s an absolute dog of a cunt and not because of some imaginary propaganda slogan that his MAGA crew came up with?

Chief Hot stuff

Your math aint mathin

KRIS

… lying by omission and yet, still missing their mark.
And, or, rather: the reader is ‘the Mark’!

Chief Hot stuff

They probly think he isnt racist enuff

Stick man

you’re just jello that Satan’s gonna have his baby!

Brutus

or reality is a bitch……as per the orange taco

Strayan Cunt

Did you see those latest Epstein emails hahaha faaaaaaaaark me

Strayan Cunt

Oh dear sorry Mike I seem to have hit a bit of a raw nerve, dont worry I’m sure things will pick up soon when the ranga kings tariffs start kicking in. Personally I reckon that 30% one he imposed on a deserted island in the Arctic where only penguins live should be a real money spinner for yous. As for shit, cheesy slogans we dont need them cuz Straya Is Great Already cunt xx

Stick man

Maga Mike

@TheRealJackMeoff

Mate I hate to break it to ya, but penguins don’t live in the Arctic.

Strayan Cunt

Fuck I always get the Arctic and Antarctica mixed up. Waves must have been cooking the day they were teaching that in school haha

Durban Poison

They ruined red caps forever. Wearing one is like calling your kid Hitler.

Ando

Spare a thought for our poor Southern Cross 🙁

The Bitchy Crab

And the dang Union Jack!

Ando

How does that make sense DR?

SaltyHB
Durban Poison

Hahaha, now red caps represent two hopeless causes

Strayan Cunt

Hahahaha

PacificNorthPest

I hate those lying dipshit pig fuckers as much as the next Clinton Democrat, but for fucksake it’s just a red hat, not a gang sign.

Strayan Cunt

Haha I know but all I’m saying is every time I see a red cap I think of Donny wearing his “Trump was right about everything” one and its not a great look for me

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

I’d buy a “I hate commenting” branded toilet paper ensemble.


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