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Eastern Seaboard cops good sound thrashin’ as wicked big nor’easter hits

"Elite level surfers only."

Oh to be a surfer who lives on America’s east coast. One day its as flat as a pancake, the next Eddie-sized bingo bongo bango. Hot as hades during the summer, cold as a witch’s broomstick in the winter and many of the roads apply tolls. Bomb cyclones, heat domes and wicked big nor’easters.

Right now, one of those baddies is smacking the Carolinas, New Jersey, New York and points further north. Torrential rains, flooding and, of course, massive massive surf.

Alleged 18-foot waves ripping right into the Outer Banks.

18-Foot Monster Waves Lash North Carolina's Outer Banks During Nor'easter

Big yikes.

The New York Times is blaming the Pacific’s super El Niño for the East Coast mayhem, declaring that this is very likely not the last time, this 2026/27 that the original 13 colonies will get licked.

While sad times, for many, surfers in New York are getting very barreled. The New York Surf Report has declared, “Some of the most legitimately messed up waves NYC has seen in years will come through today.”

It also added, “Elite level surfers only.”

Do you think VALs will take heed or will Wavestorms be paddled right out into the storm waves?

Also, do you live New York-adjacent?

Whilst though barrel?

Comment below. It’s easy and fun!

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Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
31 minutes ago

Fuck this shit I’m going to rejoin STAB me in the bumhole and join in on the comments section over there. They seem a lovely bunch and I’m sure my take on the world will go down well over there. I will warm them up with a cuppla wanking and Mindy stories xx

Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
Negapet formerly known as Barrelled
27 minutes ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

It certainly lost much of its attraction.

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
22 minutes ago

It certainly has mate. I was expecting some improvement today but it’s actually still just as fucked. Gotta give the fellas a bit of time I suppose

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
18 minutes ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Admittedly we’re all being a bit impatient

Dez has too many femme boys distracting him down at Bondi and Chas is sewing lavender skirts

Derek Rielly
TheBitchyCrab
10 minutes ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

You’re right. You should go.

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
35 minutes ago

Make the font the same size as the article

Let us see who does the upvoted on our comments

And why can’t we have profiles??

Negapet
Negapet
29 minutes ago
Reply to  BograilCutback

How’d you get a special avatar?

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
22 minutes ago
Reply to  Negapet

Powerful

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
27 minutes ago
Reply to  BograilCutback

I’ve only just noticed we get a sharticle rating now, but the funniest thing is theres no way of telling who rates it and why and how hahaha

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
21 minutes ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

The font size is properly geriatric

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
56 minutes ago

Went surfing on the mid, nobody out, saw a little shark. Very gay all round, in both senses of word. Lovely

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
1 hour ago

Morning check of BG and yep its still completely fucked

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
37 minutes ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

Miss everyone

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
35 minutes ago
Reply to  BograilCutback

Same mate, theres a big hole in my heart xx

BograilCutback
BograilCutback
20 minutes ago
Reply to  Strayan Cunt

It should be in our bums. Even DogsNuts is nowhere to be found.

I have a dream one day the old guard will come back together after making their way through the rubble of this change

Strayan Cunt
Strayan Cunt
14 minutes ago
Reply to  BograilCutback

It’s only that thought that is keeping me from going under dear friend xx. I will post me update in a halfa in an attempt to cheer you up

@TheRealJackMeoff
@TheRealJackMeoff
1 hour ago

So now comments on all archived stories are now gone?
I want to rage quit but this train wreck keeps getting better with every car stacking up on the line.
Most exciting thing to happen here in ages really…

Last edited 1 hour ago by @TheRealJackMeoff
JJJ
JJJ
3 hours ago

Headed straight into the nor’EASTer tomorrow. #stoked

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
3 hours ago

Waiting for Rocks to submit his report

Negapet
Negapet
3 hours ago

BEACHGRIT COPS GOOD SOUND THRASHIN’ AS WICKED COMMENTERS WREAK HAVOC ON DEZ AND CHAS FOR SENSELESS SWITCH

JJJ
JJJ
1 hour ago
Reply to  Negapet

Swatch.

Phil's Wart
Phil's Wart
3 hours ago

Have no doubt somebody representing Team Wave Storm will attempt the paddle out only to be douched back to shore. Would Jimmy Slade go?

Last edited 3 hours ago by Phil's Wart
Ffd
Ffd
4 hours ago

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