"Elite level surfers only."
Oh to be a surfer who lives on America’s east coast. One day its as flat as a pancake, the next Eddie-sized bingo bongo bango. Hot as hades during the summer, cold as a witch’s broomstick in the winter and many of the roads apply tolls. Bomb cyclones, heat domes and wicked big nor’easters.
Right now, one of those baddies is smacking the Carolinas, New Jersey, New York and points further north. Torrential rains, flooding and, of course, massive massive surf.
Alleged 18-foot waves ripping right into the Outer Banks.
Big yikes.
The New York Times is blaming the Pacific’s super El Niño for the East Coast mayhem, declaring that this is very likely not the last time, this 2026/27 that the original 13 colonies will get licked.
While sad times, for many, surfers in New York are getting very barreled. The New York Surf Report has declared, “Some of the most legitimately messed up waves NYC has seen in years will come through today.”
It also added, “Elite level surfers only.”
Do you think VALs will take heed or will Wavestorms be paddled right out into the storm waves?
Also, do you live New York-adjacent?
Whilst though barrel?
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in what world does bingo bongo bango sound better than bingo bango bongo? Thought you were a linguistics guy
Balls
Testing… is thing on?…
Yes!
Good decision, this is better than disqus, very free speech!
Is a 4.5” clit a penis? I saw some lawsuit with a hooters waitress
Can she pee out of it?
How do I create my old username
Stunning morning here and just had a cracking little surf but it still can’t lift the gloom of missing all the legends on here who seem to have packed it in. Come back Sofa Surfer, you were one of the only Sheila’s on the planet who actually thought I was funny hahaha
A drop of Communication would be nice. Hahaha
Such as “Don’t worry, We are working on it 24/7” or “We gave up and have smashed our computers in a fit of rage”
You’re an AI chatbot. Go count zeros and ones with the other bots.
Working on it! Twenty four seven yes!
Get after it ya cheeky schoolboy (spanks ass)
Crushing loss for freo
WHARFIE TIME can go and get FUCKED!
They celebrated TOO EARLY
Lots of mopey cunts around today
That’s what happens when your team is the St Kilda of perth.
You do make me laugh! I’ll be back when things get sorted. I’m checking from time to time to see if there’s been progress.
Or regress?
I reckon this will end with just you and crayfish popsicle talking to each other as the lights go out.
Hahahaha na I’m over it now brother
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Erp.
You can get a Avatar, there is a way, but I would just wait till they sort it properly. You can barely see it anyway
How you get that lame avatar though?
Simple instructions even Strayan Cunt can follow
There is a slightly more complicated way too…
Hahahahahahahaha. I’m not falling for that again
I used Mr Squiggle to test it, dunno why it reverted the name FFS (We need proper logins)
Go to
https://gravatar.com/
I can’t work out how to edit or delete yet so may have to wait a year or two to get an avi
Editing only has a 15 minute time window by default, which again is something they change in the settings…
There is probably no tech support on the weekend.
That would be my first solution
Gravatar.com
Commentageddon!!
Chas and Derek is there any chance of an update on how things are progressing with this new comments platform? I’m sure it would be appreciated by many of the regs if possible fellas
Get a life, DC.
Fuck this shit I’m going to rejoin STAB me in the bumhole and join in on the comments section over there. They seem a lovely bunch and I’m sure my take on the world will go down well over there. I will warm them up with a cuppla wanking and Mindy stories xx
It certainly lost much of its attraction.
It certainly has mate. I was expecting some improvement today but it’s actually still just as fucked. Gotta give the fellas a bit of time I suppose
Admittedly we’re all being a bit impatient
Dez has too many femme boys distracting him down at Bondi and Chas is sewing lavender skirts
You’re right. You should go.
Yeah Go!! Bomb the shit of someone herding goats in the name of Julia’s m…. then screw a man (out of his money and country) and play victim coz your nose is a foot long….
Calm down Pinocchio.
You aint gonna get any love over there mate. Trust me. They have about as much of a sense of humor over there as a dry paper towel. A little advice- If you want to get likes think what would a 12-16 yr old find funny?
Make the font the same size as the article
Let us see who does the upvoted on our comments
And why can’t we have profiles??
How’d you get a special avatar?
Powerful
Not much point when it is SO TINY though
I’ve only just noticed we get a sharticle rating now, but the funniest thing is theres no way of telling who rates it and why and how hahaha
The font size is properly geriatric
Went surfing on the mid, nobody out, saw a little shark. Very gay all round, in both senses of word. Lovely
Morning check of BG and yep its still completely fucked
Miss everyone
Same mate, theres a big hole in my heart xx
It should be in our bums. Even DogsNuts is nowhere to be found.
I have a dream one day the old guard will come back together after making their way through the rubble of this change
It’s only that thought that is keeping me from going under dear friend xx. I will post me update in a halfa in an attempt to cheer you up
thoughts and prayers
Bots don’t have hearts.
I miss your avatar.
All in time homie
You tease.
So now comments on all archived stories are now gone?
I want to rage quit but this train wreck keeps getting better with every car stacking up on the line.
Most exciting thing to happen here in ages really…
Its completely fucked Jack.
Headed straight into the nor’EASTer tomorrow. #stoked
Waiting for Rocks to submit his report
BEACHGRIT COPS GOOD SOUND THRASHIN’ AS WICKED COMMENTERS WREAK HAVOC ON DEZ AND CHAS FOR SENSELESS SWITCH
Swatch.
Have no doubt somebody representing Team Wave Storm will attempt the paddle out only to be douched back to shore. Would Jimmy Slade go?