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Proposed Florida surf park to be turned into data center instead

Terminator'd.

Of all the surf-adjacency we’ve dealt with, here, the very controversial topic of data centers has yet to be broached. The Cyberdnyne-inspired structures wherein data is stored, I think, are in wildly high demand due the rise of AI though also very NIMBY. They take extraordinary amounts of water, for some reason, and are generally creepy.

Well, a proposed surf park in Florida just got scrapped a data center being built upon its grounds and, finally, surf-adjacency.

Koa Bay, approved in 2020 just west of Fort Pierce, Florida, promised, “A natural, honest and inclusive environment where residents and visitors have fun, keep fit, and share a passion for surfing, the ocean, people, and our planet — anchored by a world-class surf park in Fort Pierce, Florida.”

The world-class surf park was set to utilize Wavegarden’s best-in-class technology and surfers thrilled, though maybe not enough. According to WFLA News Radio, Koa Bay owner Chad LaBonte could not raise enough capital to move forward. Construction never began and the property remains as it was, save a man-made lake created by mining operations.

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Apparently there were also power lines crossing the parcel which created some sort of bummer.

In any case, a new application has been submitted that would turn part of the acreage into a data center and the other part into a hotel and gas station. But do you think vacationers would prefer to look upon artificial waves or artificial intelligence?

Seems artificial intelligence for the win.

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Fig Jam

We need the data centers to process all the climate change science stuff so we will know what to do

Phil's Wart
Tom House

Blocking argumentative dipshits here really does make the internet 10% more enjoyable.

Barnycle

No it doesn’t

Rocks local

true , I guess , but if the waves were best in the ‘sharkiest place imaginable’ I would think hard about second best

Stick man

Well, ain’t Data bitch…

deeks

A schmarda centre is what we need. Am I wrong? Am I?

deeks

Don’t give me the highhat ! I hate it when people give me the highhat!!

Stick man

I frogot what that is…

deeks

I’m combining two Coen brothers films into the one ” joke ” for want of a better word.
miller’s crossing and the big fella from ” the big lebowsky ” John Goodman.
drugs are good mkay

Stick man

A schmarda is some type of frog… maybe we could trip from it?

FL Skunk Ape

We need some sort of intelligence in this state. Artificial is better than nothing.

Dogsnuts

You have Sterling.
Xox

FL Skunk Ape

Yeah but he’s more Floribama. It’s a different world there.

deeks

Right. Serious discussion. Questions
who’s got the game tomorrow? I’m putting a gee on Medina for the win and if the price is right a gee on oreary

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Medina is always someone to watch out for.

O’leary’s ancestors invented digital watches, just so the simple folk knew what time it is to go to work, instead of all that 3 seashells and moving hands bullshit which makes no sense

deeks

Seriously…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I left enough food and water for my cat for a week let alone 2 days.

My cat has ate too much and has cacked itself from overeating and the result all over the floor since I was away.

I played the Sharticle from 60 Minutes while I cleaned and mopped up the cat shit and the rest.

Never been so happy to be able to mop up shit in my life.

What a fuckn legend.

And the medical team covered in sand.

Dogsnuts

Ha awww no. My ex feral boy would do that. Any opportunity to eat is taken.
Xox

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

At first I was pissed off, but during the 60 minutes interview, as she described getting eating alive by a shark, I was just like….

“Fuuuuckkkk”

The stupid cunt filled up his litter tray…

And Yes Dogsnuts, if there is food it will eat it.

Ex stray, was missing it’s tail with bone sticking out in the rain.

It was a lost kitten the size of a Mango when taking it in. Abandoned and damaged, left for dead in the rain.

Now it is a fat lazy fuck, whose only excercise is scratching the fuck out of my new couch…

I don’t think it ever forgave me from THAT trip to the vet, but it is so placid now…

Dogsnuts

Haha my new couch is also scratched so suck shit. Found mine at a remote cape, took me 8 months to catch the cunt. Fuck I love him. Stole his next scheduled meal out the fridge and ran under the bed the other day haha.
Xox

Dogsnuts
deeks

Fucken hell it’s like a panther !

Dogsnuts

Yeah mate he is tough as fuck but he has stopped bullying me now and is rather thick set, he has actually settled into being pretty lovely.
Xox

deeks

” greazin rings ” band name inspired by dogs

Dogsnuts

I’m the drummer ! Iykyk!!
Xox

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

If NEGATRON decided to come back, What would he do next?

Enjoy the Soap BUBBLE PARTY with the rest of us, rather than worry about the cleanup costs and the incoming bills.

NEGS got the time, we all got the patience.

You are not retired yet

deeks

I love the live chat coz ya have to scroll fuck all !!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Fuckn hell, I don’t know how any of you cunts use this Disqus on your phones…

I can only do it on a computer with a mouse and keyboard, with adblock, on a big screen TV.

Fuck typing shit on a phone…..

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Chief Hot stuff

Are you serious?
The desktop version is a clunky mess

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Not here, I find the phone MUCH worse with no AdBlock and I reckon I need glasses soon, my arms are only so long and my squint is only so useful.

Life does not begin at 40…. it started slowly ending, bodily function by bodily function

Eyesight first.

How can I exercise my eyesight, to stop them from turning into boiled eggs?

I don’t think you can…

Chief Hot stuff

You cant but reading glasses are only ten bucks

Dogsnuts

Same a lot of the time.
Xox.

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

I wouldn’t go near you without at least 3 different fire extinguishers, depending on what you last ate.

Dogsnuts

Haha nah I am pretty settled now, but a month ago I was in bed with my much younger and more beautiful annnd long suffering situationship and she sensed I was uncomfortable and asked what was up, explained I was in need of passing wind and she just encouraged me to do so, que mammoth fart 10-15 seconds long of varying notes of decay and well I haven’t seen her since. It was for the best.
Xox

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Up in flames? you say?

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

“WHY ARE YOU LIGHTING YOUR FARTS!”

“Don’t you too my love?”

“OF COURSE, that is how we met at the library during quite time. BUT I DON’T FILM THEM TO SHARE on BeachGrit!”

Dogsnuts

Hahaha. Almost like that.
Xox

Sofa Surfer

Same, except I use the built-in track pad on my computer.

deeks

Gooo Robboooo tomorrow !!
nah only joking he’s a cunt

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Yeah GO ROBBO!!!!! And Flippy, LOB, Ewing and my Fav Oscar Berry!

Did you know, it was never stipulated in the Terms and Conditions, that you cannot win another watch.

deeks

That 500 I sent em only goes so far

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Then you “sell” it back to them for $500, and they sell it back to Vaer… And then they give it out as a Prize again…

I think i see what is going on here.

Round and round, like the hands of time.

500 what?

Surely not $$$,

You never specified

Dogsnuts

Yep, it was an incredibly flatulent period, adjusting my diet to healthy mode.
Xox

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Dude, you have just proven you are not full of shit

You are the DOGFather

Dogsnuts

Plenty of life left in my bumhole.
Xox

deeks

That’s it ? Where r the fingering tutorials ? Like the ford ones. You know Like greazin rings and such

Dogsnuts

My bumhole is the conductor.
Xox

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Maybe Dognuts is unable to fart anymore.

Mind the gap

Strayan C

The ins and outs of DNuts balloon are truly too worrying for me to even to think about!!

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

6.9K views watchin Dognuts light em up. Hahahaa

There is a market there, he is probably on OnlyFans already…

deeks

7000 now. I just watched it

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

So, it is blowing up! Prime Minister Material?

Dogsnuts

Really?! Fuck yeah. Can I retire on that money?
Xox

deeks

I think you’ll need a few more burrittos

Stick man

*OnlyFarts

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Regarding both Data Centres and Wave Pools, both seem like a massive waste of money, time and resources. Only there to milk us blind.

How did we ever survive without them?

Yet here I am again commenting on Beach Grit…

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Back from the big smoke after a couple of busy days.

Lots of comments to read later

Did I miss anything good? Who got the last watcth?

Looks like it is a choice between Cloudbreak or weeding the neighbour’s verge tomorrow.

7dollarsurfboard

A surfpark or a data centre filled with “How to Fix My Pop–up” tutorials

PacificNorthPest

Ozempic sounds like a multi-sport competition for fat Australians

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

Already had “The Biggest Loser”

Adding PED’s would make it a bit more exciting…

“During the Ad Break, Big Kev has lost 57Kg’s and FatSandra died from organ failure, further narrowing the field of competitors for the Ulitmate Prize of a lifetime supply of McDonalds”

deeks

Give these fucken idiots a slab of coke!
80% of Australians would think that’s a good prize

I am a Crayfish Popsicle

The real BIG KEV from OZ

Somewhere deep inside there, is a Skeleton doing some heavy fuckn lifting, and probably a backup carton of Coke and box of Doritos for emergencies.

Not bad prize either considering prices these days…
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Stick man

Ozempic Gold!

PacificNorthPest

28 million Ozoids, but 3/4’s of the white ones are backpacking in Bali and Europe anyways, so plenty of room

Fartblossom

What’s with the Australian government basically giving away permanent resident visas to high demand skilled workers like myself?

Basically looks like all I need to do is apply and jump through a few hoops and I’m good to go.

Very tempting at this point in life, I must say. As in, I’ve been told I need to make a decision in the next few weeks whether or not to take the leap.

Brutus

because Australia has a skilled worker shortage and has forever……..so get on over here…there’s still a few $’s to be made……and depending on which part of australia….not very crowded!


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