Terminator'd.
Of all the surf-adjacency we’ve dealt with, here, the very controversial topic of data centers has yet to be broached. The Cyberdnyne-inspired structures wherein data is stored, I think, are in wildly high demand due the rise of AI though also very NIMBY. They take extraordinary amounts of water, for some reason, and are generally creepy.
Well, a proposed surf park in Florida just got scrapped a data center being built upon its grounds and, finally, surf-adjacency.
Koa Bay, approved in 2020 just west of Fort Pierce, Florida, promised, “A natural, honest and inclusive environment where residents and visitors have fun, keep fit, and share a passion for surfing, the ocean, people, and our planet — anchored by a world-class surf park in Fort Pierce, Florida.”
The world-class surf park was set to utilize Wavegarden’s best-in-class technology and surfers thrilled, though maybe not enough. According to WFLA News Radio, Koa Bay owner Chad LaBonte could not raise enough capital to move forward. Construction never began and the property remains as it was, save a man-made lake created by mining operations.
Apparently there were also power lines crossing the parcel which created some sort of bummer.
In any case, a new application has been submitted that would turn part of the acreage into a data center and the other part into a hotel and gas station. But do you think vacationers would prefer to look upon artificial waves or artificial intelligence?
Seems artificial intelligence for the win.
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We need the data centers to process all the climate change science stuff so we will know what to do
Blocking argumentative dipshits here really does make the internet 10% more enjoyable.
No it doesn’t
true , I guess , but if the waves were best in the ‘sharkiest place imaginable’ I would think hard about second best
Well, ain’t Data bitch…
A schmarda centre is what we need. Am I wrong? Am I?
Don’t give me the highhat ! I hate it when people give me the highhat!!
I frogot what that is…
I’m combining two Coen brothers films into the one ” joke ” for want of a better word.
miller’s crossing and the big fella from ” the big lebowsky ” John Goodman.
drugs are good mkay
A schmarda is some type of frog… maybe we could trip from it?
We need some sort of intelligence in this state. Artificial is better than nothing.
You have Sterling.
Xox
Yeah but he’s more Floribama. It’s a different world there.
Right. Serious discussion. Questions
who’s got the game tomorrow? I’m putting a gee on Medina for the win and if the price is right a gee on oreary
Medina is always someone to watch out for.
O’leary’s ancestors invented digital watches, just so the simple folk knew what time it is to go to work, instead of all that 3 seashells and moving hands bullshit which makes no sense
Seriously…
I left enough food and water for my cat for a week let alone 2 days.
My cat has ate too much and has cacked itself from overeating and the result all over the floor since I was away.
I played the Sharticle from 60 Minutes while I cleaned and mopped up the cat shit and the rest.
Never been so happy to be able to mop up shit in my life.
What a fuckn legend.
And the medical team covered in sand.
Ha awww no. My ex feral boy would do that. Any opportunity to eat is taken.
Xox
At first I was pissed off, but during the 60 minutes interview, as she described getting eating alive by a shark, I was just like….
“Fuuuuckkkk”
The stupid cunt filled up his litter tray…
And Yes Dogsnuts, if there is food it will eat it.
Ex stray, was missing it’s tail with bone sticking out in the rain.
It was a lost kitten the size of a Mango when taking it in. Abandoned and damaged, left for dead in the rain.
Now it is a fat lazy fuck, whose only excercise is scratching the fuck out of my new couch…
I don’t think it ever forgave me from THAT trip to the vet, but it is so placid now…
Haha my new couch is also scratched so suck shit. Found mine at a remote cape, took me 8 months to catch the cunt. Fuck I love him. Stole his next scheduled meal out the fridge and ran under the bed the other day haha.
Xox
https://uploads.disquscdn.c… Xox
Fucken hell it’s like a panther !
Yeah mate he is tough as fuck but he has stopped bullying me now and is rather thick set, he has actually settled into being pretty lovely.
Xox
” greazin rings ” band name inspired by dogs
I’m the drummer ! Iykyk!!
Xox
If NEGATRON decided to come back, What would he do next?
Enjoy the Soap BUBBLE PARTY with the rest of us, rather than worry about the cleanup costs and the incoming bills.
NEGS got the time, we all got the patience.
You are not retired yet
I love the live chat coz ya have to scroll fuck all !!
Fuckn hell, I don’t know how any of you cunts use this Disqus on your phones…
I can only do it on a computer with a mouse and keyboard, with adblock, on a big screen TV.
Fuck typing shit on a phone…..
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Are you serious?
The desktop version is a clunky mess
Not here, I find the phone MUCH worse with no AdBlock and I reckon I need glasses soon, my arms are only so long and my squint is only so useful.
Life does not begin at 40…. it started slowly ending, bodily function by bodily function
Eyesight first.
How can I exercise my eyesight, to stop them from turning into boiled eggs?
I don’t think you can…
You cant but reading glasses are only ten bucks
Same a lot of the time.
Xox.
I wouldn’t go near you without at least 3 different fire extinguishers, depending on what you last ate.
Haha nah I am pretty settled now, but a month ago I was in bed with my much younger and more beautiful annnd long suffering situationship and she sensed I was uncomfortable and asked what was up, explained I was in need of passing wind and she just encouraged me to do so, que mammoth fart 10-15 seconds long of varying notes of decay and well I haven’t seen her since. It was for the best.
Xox
Up in flames? you say?
“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”
“WHY ARE YOU LIGHTING YOUR FARTS!”
“Don’t you too my love?”
“OF COURSE, that is how we met at the library during quite time. BUT I DON’T FILM THEM TO SHARE on BeachGrit!”
Hahaha. Almost like that.
Xox
Same, except I use the built-in track pad on my computer.
Gooo Robboooo tomorrow !!
nah only joking he’s a cunt
Yeah GO ROBBO!!!!! And Flippy, LOB, Ewing and my Fav Oscar Berry!
Did you know, it was never stipulated in the Terms and Conditions, that you cannot win another watch.
That 500 I sent em only goes so far
Then you “sell” it back to them for $500, and they sell it back to Vaer… And then they give it out as a Prize again…
I think i see what is going on here.
Round and round, like the hands of time.
500 what?
Surely not $$$,
You never specified
Yep, it was an incredibly flatulent period, adjusting my diet to healthy mode.
Xox
Dude, you have just proven you are not full of shit
You are the DOGFather
Plenty of life left in my bumhole.
Xox
That’s it ? Where r the fingering tutorials ? Like the ford ones. You know Like greazin rings and such
My bumhole is the conductor.
Xox
Maybe Dognuts is unable to fart anymore.
Mind the gap
The ins and outs of DNuts balloon are truly too worrying for me to even to think about!!
6.9K views watchin Dognuts light em up. Hahahaa
There is a market there, he is probably on OnlyFans already…
7000 now. I just watched it
So, it is blowing up! Prime Minister Material?
Really?! Fuck yeah. Can I retire on that money?
Xox
I think you’ll need a few more burrittos
*OnlyFarts
Regarding both Data Centres and Wave Pools, both seem like a massive waste of money, time and resources. Only there to milk us blind.
How did we ever survive without them?
Yet here I am again commenting on Beach Grit…
Back from the big smoke after a couple of busy days.
Lots of comments to read later
Did I miss anything good? Who got the last watcth?
Looks like it is a choice between Cloudbreak or weeding the neighbour’s verge tomorrow.
A surfpark or a data centre filled with “How to Fix My Pop–up” tutorials
Ozempic sounds like a multi-sport competition for fat Australians
Already had “The Biggest Loser”
Adding PED’s would make it a bit more exciting…
“During the Ad Break, Big Kev has lost 57Kg’s and FatSandra died from organ failure, further narrowing the field of competitors for the Ulitmate Prize of a lifetime supply of McDonalds”
Give these fucken idiots a slab of coke!
80% of Australians would think that’s a good prize
The real BIG KEV from OZ
Somewhere deep inside there, is a Skeleton doing some heavy fuckn lifting, and probably a backup carton of Coke and box of Doritos for emergencies.
Not bad prize either considering prices these days…
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Ozempic Gold!
28 million Ozoids, but 3/4’s of the white ones are backpacking in Bali and Europe anyways, so plenty of room
What’s with the Australian government basically giving away permanent resident visas to high demand skilled workers like myself?
Basically looks like all I need to do is apply and jump through a few hoops and I’m good to go.
Very tempting at this point in life, I must say. As in, I’ve been told I need to make a decision in the next few weeks whether or not to take the leap.
because Australia has a skilled worker shortage and has forever……..so get on over here…there’s still a few $’s to be made……and depending on which part of australia….not very crowded!