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Is there actually a WSL surfing event on or have they just given up on the whole idea.
not obsessed , but always concerned ..as Pauline and the racists raise their ugly heads………OK so your comment isn’t racist…just an insult that I am a from the shallow end of the gene pool….thankfully I am not a pure inbred…..
It’s peculiar.You said she was your Girlfriend..Yet Barnacle is on it like a keel hawling. Prease Exprain..
Pinchy vindicated!!
https://youtu.be/ipOL3sbLryI?si=zqar3hefuH-QjKk3
Surf bums in India…the worst.
Never been, never will
If I was reincarnated over and over again I still wouldn’t go
Friend of mine recently claimed good beach breaks on west coast with nobody out and nobody really surfs there. Water seems pretty foul though.
Quit meth’n around!
Phrase used often where I’m from
we have coon cheese here…….and it’s yellow?
I’m worried about channel bottom
Get back to bed Gwen, its late and this big bed feels cold and empty without you beside me darl
Hes been a worry for years
Is there any way to do an actual welfare check on him?
Xox
He told me in a handwritten letter years ago when he sent homemade Beach Grit and Hurluley stickers to a bunch of regular commenters that SurfAds lived down the street from him, and he sees him around town and at the beach, but they didn’t hang out as buddies. SurfAds might know where to ask around for him in Newcastle. I still have channelbottoms stickers. Hilarious. Good guy.
Hey greebnurt, Chas forgot about giving a watch for the short day so I asked him about it and he said for you to email him at [email protected] to get your watch.
No way! Thanks C4, you da man! Can’t believe you asked on behalf of the commenters. But it was strange how there was no mention, figured it was the short day and I didn’t want to press the issue cuz they could have just liked another comment better than mine. I didnt want to be presumptuous or put any pressure on them. Dognutz is calling it #watchgate due to the never announced winners for a couple days. It does seem pretty suspect that he would just “forget” when they are actively promoting that best comment wins a watch. How could someone just “forget” that??????
Thanks again. I’m gonna email him as soon as the final is over. I really appreciate it. You da man, Greebs
No worries. It’s at the start of today’s thread. I said he’s gonna get dirty lickens next trip to Hawaii. So he said for you to email, haha
He knew I was kidding about the lickens. You deserve the watch
Yeah I wouldn’t be mad. Just kinda whatever. No worries. Easy come easy go.
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One for bexy…gay era 2026
Thats fire!!
Haha, are you in Tassie or Victoria ?
Xox
I had no idea until today but did yous all know the size of your feet is the same as the distance from your wrist to your elbow, your wingspan is the same as your height and your prong is the same size as your wedding ring finger?
Fucking amazing what ya learn on Strayan job sites ay and I know all you cunts had a quick look at your left hands after reading this and hoped I said little finger. Well everyone except DNuts who is reading this wondering why I didn’t mention the very simple fact that your right nostril is actually the same size as your bum hole
Is that a guy in a g-banger as your avi, fuck sake cunt that’s low. He could at least be hot
I know I blew up about the whole avi thing but this shot shows me from a far more flattering angle and is a heap more recent. Actually Mini only took this a cuppla weeks ago so is pretty much bang up to date. Absolutely no idea why its sideways cuz surely on a Seppo site shots from Straya should be upside down?
Haaa epic. Look at your fat arse (ass for the septics)
Hahahaha very good.
Xox
https://beachgrit.com/2017/04/dogsnuts-rendezvous-with-a-white-grand-piano/
I remember reading that white piano story when it came out, and I still remembered it when I started reading it again just now. Nice work. Good read.
This long winded post was clearly pre-written and posted just for the sole purpose of greed and BeachGrit glory.
Hahahahaaaa.
so Strayan is back?
Looks like it.
He’s sulky tho coz he’s got the lurg.
so what happened – he posted the Fiji shot and got the shits….I don’t get it/.
Me neither. I wasn’t around when all that happened.
Shrug
Barrelled poked the bear putting the photo up as his avi. Cropped.
fuck. That’s not snitching is it ?
what’s an avi?
Your little photo next to name
It is literally a Batman head, not a photo of the soft little Cunt. Don’t worry though, we will have some fun with the photo soon enough.
That’s ruthless right there,
I wouldn’t have thought to do that.
It’s a long story that is not worth hearing Longy
alright, all this avi shitt is just over my head.
A lot more complex than that mate but very boring and childish
You need to keep up mate
tried to keep up mate- just all this drama queen shit went straight over my head.
He’s your Boi not ours
Let me get this straight. Jen See shows up for the first time in a Coons age acting like she never left.
Negs drops an epic selfie photo and scores a watch then vanishes.
And Strayan Cunt had everyone convinced he had quit for good literally days before a possible 3 day contest watching btl Cloudbreak bender?
End Times coming? Or a golden age?
Who’s jenn sook? The work experience kid ?
If those Surfline dickhead articles reappear I reckon we should all actually quit!!
I don’t know what happened SC, but I’ll fuck up whoever needs fucked up for fuckin with you. 😉
Hahahaha thanks mate but all water under the bridge now xx
Haha fucken look what the cat dragged in.
Xox
Quick tanty after a pretty fucked weekend but private Strayan Cunt reporting for duty Sergeant Dogsnuts. Who’s bum hole needs fingering today Sir?
I nearly did the same to be fair. These peasants watch horders don’t deserve us mate!
Xox
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Haha, you have dismantled my case.
Xox
Gayest era since 2017
what the hell was happening in 2017??? must have been horrific
sat Hi….hmm on the piss again…..and yes you are an intellectual genius , and my genes are not as pure as yours….ah those racist moments you have coupled with…….BG’s biggest Hippo ctritter,LOL…
That one
They almost definitely posted trying to win a watch, but who gives a shit?
I’m on team “Who gives a shit?” too !
Sometimes I feel like I’ve aged a couple of years after reading your comments
My apologies.
I mailed Chas and Derek a cake.
Of course, I’ll mail them the antidote…as soon as I get that damn watch!
a cake of soap…..??
Not even close.
No
I’d just ignore you if that was the case
Downvoting is just easier than going into an explanation of why I disagree with someone’s comment
Nothing personal, just business.
And I HATE wasting comments, but this contest rule-breaking popularity-vote stuff is a joke.
Personally (as I said the other day) I think this giveaway has dropped the standards of most comments, and all prizes should go to charity…
Theres a limit on comments? Fucking hell I’m absolutely cooked then!!!
Limit on comments ?
Nah, I meant that I cant be bothered talking too much shit, just like in real life.
And I don’t like to spend too much time listening to it either.
Not one for a lot of yakking.
As far as your own number of comments goes, you’re still actually low compared with many…
For instance
Hippy – 85,000
Chief Hots – 25,000
Brutus – 10,000
Com (& me) – 7,500
You – 6,700
and then there’s some who changed accounts and are now less than what they were.