"The safety of the community, fishermen, children, and surfers must always come first."
In the starkest contrast to the indulgent Westerner who quivers at the idea of harming Great White sharks despite a 2200% increase in attacks, Indonesians in the fabled Mentawai island chain have delivered the coup de grâce to a croc that had been frollicking in the HTs lineup, its body count zero.
Two days ago, Martin Daly’s famous Indies Trader reposted footage of the saltwater crocodile enjoying the vista at the popular righthander.
We have been talking about non optimal situations with these animals for a while now. Fresh one via @paulinushulu_photography this morning at Lances Right.
Indonesians have never been known to turn the other cheek, as they say.
In 1965, during the great Communist purge that would lead to the downfall of Sukarno and usher in thirty years of Suharto rule, an estimated half-a-million Indonesians were murdered. The CIA reported that the massacres “rank as one of the worst mass murders of the 20th century, along with the Soviet purges of the 1930s, the Nazi mass murders during the Second World War, and the Maoist bloodbath of the early 1950s.”
In Bali, they took up the cudgel with gusto. Five per cent of the population, eighty-thousand people, women and kids included, were butchered.
Therefore, the croc was doomed the second it swung into view, I think safe to say.
As the photographer Damea Dorsey reports,
A difficult update from HT’s (Lance’s Right), Mentawai.
Following the recent crocodile sighting, reports suggest that local authorities and military personnel traveled from Tuapejat to search for the animal. According to local accounts, the crocodile was reportedly shot offshore between Lance’s Right and Lance’s Left. Its body may have drifted back toward shore before being brought onto the beach by local residents.
The safety of the community, fishermen, children, and surfers must always come first. At the same time, it’s heartbreaking to see such a magnificent wild animal lose its life.
Crocodiles are part of Indonesia’s natural environment. Encounters like this remind us of the difficult balance between protecting people and respecting the wildlife that shares these waters
Very sad, yes? Or hard no?
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What a Croc’a shit!
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The only time I’ve ever felt I might actually drown was at Cloudbreak the day before the BatCunt shot that some of yous have seen was taken.
The forecast was for it to be fun as early with the swell picking up quickly and then peaking late arvo/evening. I jumped on the early boat and it was pumping but a little undersized of the forecast so surfed for 3 hours then headed back to the island to wait for the swell to fill in. As I’m eating brekky I notice its picking up quickly out front so grab my biggest boards and head straight back out on the next boat.
When we arrive we’re confronted by the vision you used to draw in school, it’s just fucking pumping. The next five hours are just a blur of big, round blue water water cones and at this point the best surf I’ve had in me life. I get a good one and head back to the boat cuz by this point I’m pretty poked.
As I’m sitting there smashing water and a Snickers bar I’ve brought I can’t take my eyes off the lineup cuz the swell seems to be peaking and theres just mental, throaty caves rattling off down the reef. Its too much for me to take so cuz its late arvo and I’m a bit chilly I throw on me vest and head back out.
I just get in the lineup when the biggest set of the day approaches and stupidly, cuz it looks to have the perfect line go the first one, lose me fins on takeoff and go down hard. I’m copping a massive flogging but by far the worst thing is my dumb cunt vest has somehow gone over my head and trapped my arms to my body so I have no use of them. I finally lose the thing and toss it and struggle to the surface for a much needed breath where I am suddenly confronted by the biggest, heaviest mutant cunt of a wave I have ever encountered.
I take two quick breaths and try to swim down. This thing just hits me like a tank and sends me down the reef doing underwater somersaults and I don’t have a clue of up from down. What feels like hours later I come up feeling incredibly weak and starved of air further down the reef before the same thing happens again, although thankfully not quite as hard. This continues till finally the ocean relents and I swim completely fucked back to the boat.
We get back to dry land where I head back to me room, crack a beer and lie on my bed to think about what a fucking mental day it’s been. Next thing I know is I’m waking up and it’s 4am. Have a shower and head up to see the girls in the kitchen and get some coffee and some food cuz I’m fucking starving. As its getting light its clear its still pumping so head back out on the early boat.
Fuck me cunts what we are confronted with is just absolute cooking perfection and the next 7 hours is just the best surf of my entire life. What stands out to me is about 2 hours in, just after the BatCunt shot was taken, I snap my second biggest board and am now just left me with usual trusty step up which I adored but was heaps too small to get into the biggest sets. What this forced me to do was go for the slightly smaller ones, which nobody else were interested in so me wave and cone count went through the roof.
Head back to the Island and basically had the sickest arvo ever drinking beers with two really good mates, one from Hawaii and one from San Diego and just laughing and chatting about a fucking crazy 48 hours that I think of all the time all these years later. Anyway gang hope you enjoyed this very rough, hurried and unpolished story of the best two surfs of me life with the near end of a cunt by drowning in the middle haha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Nice work.
Can only give it a 7 mate.
near drowning but no busted ear drums, fucked knees, back or any injuries and you surfed the next day.
good read.
Mate this this was so rushed and missed out sooooooo much info. First one included swell size and periods, who was out there, the reef rash down me back that has now scarred and fucking countless things. The take away from this is I have never worn a vest again since and now when it’s chilly go straight for a springy. Just a heap going on at the moment for me but wanted to put something out cuz I promised it
Bahahahaha..go the 1st one . Classic. I’ve fucked up soooo many times doing that. It’s the adrenalin I spose
You did it. Great story.
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Negatrons comeback comment counter since returning then quitting about 4 times
Talking about me and acting like a massive smug cunt 98%
Seeing you without your Superman moderator get up is priceless dickhead cuz ya just look like a Temu Clarke Kent who wears clown shoes and boardies in Indo
Both of ya need to knock it off…or get a room!
I think he referenced his own penis several times as well –
So bitter
Jeez I miss Steve Irwin
Looks big
Probably a bit ‘chewy’
Though nothing a good marinade won’t fix…
How’s ‘sheseaseashells’ comment ?
Hahaha classic
On ya bike, ya dopey bloody hippy fool…
Which comment by who mate?
The person making the comment on the thing at the top of the page just South East of the dead crocs head in the picture at the top.
‘sheseaseashells’
I guess I could’ve explained more, but (incorrectly by the looks) presumed I’m not the only one who actually reads the fine print…
she doesn’t sell them… she just seas them…by the seashore.
Indonesia leaves it to the locals to remove dangerous predators that are a threat to human life, like large salt-water crocodiles.
Australia enacts legislation at the federal level to PROTECT dangerous predators like Great White Sharks, that continue to kill ocean users without constraint.
Which is the more progressive nation with better policies?
Australia
Have crocs actually killed people in the area or are they just preventing the inevitable?
Not sure about that area but about 100 people per annum are killed by crocs in Indo.
for sure the villagers get snacked on from time to time…
Hostess used to make “Chocodiles”.
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Crocophile
In the jungle, the filthy jungle
I am searching for love
I know there are a lot of horny creatures
But I know what I want
I have been with snakes and frogs – and some monkeys too
But there was no real love – just a lot of poo
Now I’ve finally found a friend – damn, it took a while
She is my everything – she always makes me smile
Oh, I feel alive
With my crocodile
Yeah, I feel alive
I am a crocophile
And we never fight
We gonna have a lot of crocokids
That we gonna feed with banana skids
It’s the smallest things I love the most – like her breath of the dead
And when she serves me breakfast – while I’m still in bed
When she gives me presents – like some hunters head
And when she is blushing – her chins turn red —-Birdflesh
Wow that brings back some memories with the baseball cards.
Not sure about crocodile, but curried caiman tastes real sweet. Many years ago a buddy killed one up in the hills while hunting for crayfish and another chef buddy prepared it. Top shelf meat, when slow curried.
Agree with Jack that it would have been preferable to capture and relocate. But soldiers love any excuse to use their rifles, so fat chance of that happening.
They used to have this huge, old salty up at Currumbin Sanctuary that me and Mini used to love to go see. There was a pretty high viewing platform and the sheer girth of him was immense.
Beautiful, prehistoric looking creatures but fuck I’d hate to share a lineup with one of the cunts. Be even worse than having to put with Occy or Tom Carrol out there
What about Nick Carroll? Was he pleasant to surf with?
Or the fellas from your era, Barton and Pottz?
Not really my era mate. I turned 18 in 1993 so they were a little before me time
I know. I was just pulling your chain.
Like Sarge on a cold, Jeffrey’s Bay night.
Speaking from experience ?
So Gen-X.
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Repost from the other thread:
The WSL ain’t going anywhere.
The chat is dead because it’s Portugal. Regardless of how good the waves get, the joint just has a dull, shitty vibe. Zero appeal. I swear the water colour of a place either dictates or mirrors the feeling of the energy on the land. Definitely influences the culture.
Then there’s the time zone. Which is an undeniable cold spoon for the otherwise lively Aussie contingent.
Live chat will be happening for Cloud Nine I imagine. Better time zone and a tropical reef barrel compounded by the novelty factor of a new location.
Pipe will be off tap happy. 2AM beers and Grand Final hype levels.
Only retards think the WSL or its culture has anything to do with what people do in their own free time whilst off chops on piss , pills and powders. Better to leave the hand wringing about someone else’s private matters to the dumb cunts and the self righteous. Fuck….theres even one busted cunt of a man over on LongTom’s Swellnet comp report saying how they get cold shivers watching the men at Supertubes walk down to their heats because they’re all such brutish monsters.
Dont be that guy. Ever.
The training days of this years WSL tour have pretty much been on fire for more than a few of the comps this year. Why not just run the fucking comp if the waves are good?
The Holy Spirit has other plans…
Mate I can’t even read the SN comments at the moment, just heaps too much for me to bother with. Hard enough on here for me reading the self righteous preaching of that sanctimonious pair Negatron and Brutus.
Although he speaks in riddles I believe Brutus is currently trying to call me a pedo cuz I openly admit to love having a wank, which is literally so insane I don’t even know what to say haha
Really trying to find a cuppla hours to write the near drowning incident to bring a little relief down here but time is in short supply with me mum still in the hozzy, my aunt over from Europe and Mini and her mates running me ragged. It will come soon and just sooooooo stoked and relieved that mum is is continuing to improve and get stronger yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
riddles as your IQ cannot discern what morals are………you sound like a fun bogan sorta surfer…shallow means no depth to your comments and it seems a lot of your life revolves around ya cock…as do a lot of others here…you claimed prostitution was fine as it’s the oldest profession….all I did was question your statement…..and yeah of course when you say prostitution that includes men women and children…….so is it OK?
sanctimonious …yep your version I would say without hesitation you would see us as the big S….I say Negs and I just have higher morals…and called you out after ya get personal , because ya can’t answer!
Look, I’ve been out in the paddock all arvo grubbing lantana and trying to clear the giant devils fig along the creek before it gets totally out of control over summer so apologies if this comes across a bit spiky.
People get upset about kids getting sexually assaulted, especially drunk teenage girls by multiple grown men.
if these blokes had a history of creepy or fuckign predatory behaviour while getting back slapped by the WSL then it makes people even more upset.
We’re continually told that pro surfers and all around them are holier than Mother Theresa and if , in fact, creepy cunts are walking around in plain sight getting gigs and invites then it calls for a broom and some sunlight.
Just like lots of people knew Sarge was sexually assaulting young male pros but because he made the films and shot the photos and wrote the stories no-one said anything for years until he went too far one night on Vaughan Blakey.
If these creeps are hiding in plain sight of WSL crew then it should be called out.
As for the WSL we don’t know if it will exist in 10 years time, or 5 years or 6 months.
We know it’s up for sale and anything could happen, including Dirk pulling the plug anytime he feels like it.
Totally agree on Portugal and the training days.
The Por-gal MEO TOO Rip Curl pro “Grab her by the Peniche”
Croccy or Tom Calligator
I worked at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm for awhile. Gharials are the gnarliest of all Crocodilians no question . They had a 13 ft. Gharial taken off display because he was cantankerous. Always banging his tail. Tail whipping handlers and stuff. I liked him though.
Anyway
Salt water crocs by far make me way more nervous than Great Whites.
Kind of a missed opportunity.
Better to capture it live and pen it for tourists who will pay to see it.
Croc lives happily on fish and nobody dies.
chickens
They def fucked up.
Jago kam nusata