Charges of “accidental sexual harassment in the workplace” plague World Surf League after CEO orders famously sensitive employee “take your shirt off!”
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again...
Freshly single Shakira delights fans by captioning “incredible surfing skill video” with cryptic L. Ron Hubbard quote amidst Tom Cruise romance rumors!
"If there are no waves we make them!"
15-year-old surfer who considered shark attacks a “joke” after seeing Jaws brutally mauled off coast of New Jersey!
Fate strikes.
Lifeguards issue dire warning as Southern California’s Dirty Ol’ Wedge reaches alarming heights: “We beg you, please, this is not the place to learn how to surf!”
Pure mayhem.
Notorious social media censor Kelly Slater unblocks key surf industry personalities after debuting inspired eco-sandal!
"I like turtles."
81-year-old Martha Stewart joins surf stars Anastasia Ashley, Malia Manuel, Caroline Marks as Sports Illustrated swimsuit pin-up!
Age but a number.
Watch heart-scarring moment when freakishly aggressive tiger shark attacks innocent kayaker off surf-rich Oahu!
Shark rage.
Surf journalist born again, dispenses with alternative craft tomfoolery and rediscovers pure joy of high performance pointy thruster!
6'0" 19 2 3/8 29.0
Open Thread: Comment Live, Final’s Day of the Gold Coast Pro where surf fans remain wicked and naughty, very naughty, as much as they are fickle!
This is the end!
Open Thread: Comment Live, Day Four of Gold Coast Pro where surf fans long for a kiss on our hearts and one much lower down. Much lower…
Professional surfing for the win.... or something.
World Surf League CEO Erik Logan superimposes own face over Kelly Slater’s body in deeply disturbing stan video!
Trigger warning.
Wild rich man takes million dollar cigarette boat surfing at San Francisco’s notorious Ocean Beach: “Captain Booya was drinking and gave it the full send on the outside set!”
Challenger Series.