Coolangatta is the greatest party on earth
"OMG, imagine if I gave Slater a blowjob, my Mum would be so stoked. She's a decade younger than him and still thinks he's hot."
Symbologists deeply baffled as young goats crash Kelly Slater baby shower
"What can it possibly mean?"
Canadian surf sensation Erin Brooks stuns world with “best barrel by a woman ever.”
“That would have been a ten for the guys! That was insane.”
Heartbreak as authorities confirm discovery of slain Australian surfers in Mexico
A dark day.
Open Thread: Comment Live on Finals Day of Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro
Celebrate good times.
Tents of missing Australian surfers found abandoned on Baja beach
"All lines of investigation are open at this time. We cannot rule anything out until we find them."
World Surf League in major damage control after famed DJ Paul Fisher rides NSFW board on live broadcast
"WHAT IS THAT?"
Young Aussie surfer dead after being stabbed in beach carpark; alleged killer still on run
"All I could see was his black legs in his wetsuit. I just thought it was another guy on his phone."
Open Thread: Comment Live on Day 5 of the Bonsoy Gold Coast Pro
Drink up, kids.
Australian brothers vanish on Baja Mexico surf trip
"When we do send our young men and women overseas to enjoy that adventure holiday, they invite an element of risk."
Petition circulates demanding “saint” Kelly Slater be allowed to surf the Olympics
"I encourage you to find other things you care about within change.org once you’ve signed this."
Confessions of a pro surfing judge!
Sex for scores! Cash for priority! Men of power and their cockmongers!