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The 18-year-old Australian Russell Bierke has his hair finger combed by the great gusts of spit at Cape Solander. | Photo: Brett Hemmings / Red Bull Content Pool

Doomsday comes to “Cape Fear!”

Twelve-foot Cape Solander aka Cape Fear rockets your blood pressure. Day one!

Surfing as a tale of two sports, was evident today in the contrast between the WSL’s Fiji Pro and their one-time energy drink foe Red Bull. 

While Fiji swam in bath-water warm four-foot lefts, with losing competitors appearing shirtless at the bar minutes after a losing heat, Cape Fear, as Cape Solander is called, was all rage and fists and knots and quivering hearts.

For a moment, we’ll study the press release.

Red Bull Cape Fear, Sydney’s one-of-a-kind invitation-only surf competition ran through two hours of battles in extreme waves on the edge of Botany Bay today. Competition was put on-hold for the first few hours of the day as contest officials waited for the out-of-control conditions to relent enough for surfers to take to the water.

After Red Bull Cape Fear was called on a selection of Australia’s best slab riding specialists went to work in the biggest waves ever ridden at this infamous break. The paddle-in portion of the event was cancelled as it was deemed impossible to surf these waves without being towed-in by a jet ski.

“I think everyone in the event would agree this is the biggest the Cape has ever been surfed,” said Thornton. “I was really nervous before the event started, then once I got out on the back on the jet ski I was pumped up and ready to go. I didn’t want to wait too long before I got my first wave because I knew the nerves would build again, and thankfully managed to get a good one early. Even though I got absolutely smashed at the end of the battle it’s going to be a surf I remember for a long time, with one great wave and one of the worst wipeouts I’ve ever had.”

After two battles the event team re-assessed the conditions and confirmed the event would be postponed until tomorrow.

At the halfway mark of competition Justen Allport is leading with a score of 15.25, ahead of Russell Bierke and Evan Faulks in second and third respectively. Allport was taken to hospital for assessment after a wipeout at the end of his heat, but is in a stable condition.

The ledge at Cape Solander, on the southern tip of Sydney’s Botany Bay, straightens up and glares at you. Your blood pressure rockets. You’re paralysed by the doomsday import of the threat.

You watch it and you can see yourself accepting the rope and… today… with the rarest of twelve-foot north east swells slamming shut the usual escape route into the channel, oh you know how it ends.

And did you know the very famous film director and skate brand maven and actor Spike Jonze was there, on the very tip of Cape Solander, absorbing the thrills? I turned to a pal, the art director of the wonderful Monster Children, whom I figured would’ve gone to Spike’s sell-out speech at Sydney’s Vivid Festival and asked how he went and he turned on his heels a little to reveal the infinitely precious object himself.

Hello Mr Jonze!

Fatboy Slim "Praise You" Video By: Spike Jonze

 

Click here to watch the highlights of Day one, Red Bull Cape Fear. 

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Nick Carroll

What about the third sport, you know, the one where hundreds of surfers up and down the coast charged the shit out of their spots on an epic day for nothing more than the board snapping, shit talking thrill of it?

nyc surfing golden boy

the sun seems to shine on you aussie cunts. we seppos get fucked for surf

Nick Carroll

yes well that’s our Manifest fucken Destiny, cunt. We get epic surf, you get Donald Trump.

Tom

Those guys were fucking lunatics.
How was the claret coming out of Allports head? You could hardly watch, but then couldn’t stop!!
Gotta take hats off to the water patrol just swimming around inside as well.
Best format ever as could in reality knock it over in a day – WSL take note!!

Gadoot

Occy is probably the only person with a douche knot that I don’t hate.

The Bitchy Crab

I hear so many stories! But what is true? I hear Samsung is paying only shekels from one source, twenty million American dollars from another…

Pork Hunt

That WSL wanted too much money so Red Bull told them to beat it.

Monster Energy picked up the scraps.

funky Gibbon

Its the most nervous I have ever been watching a surf event. The fact they kept going back for more after one of those wipeouts was fucking incredible.

Antipodes

I love how the person currently winning the event is hospitalised. Says it all about how heavy the wave is. Also I think Richie Vaculik should get some kind of Brock Little memorial award for extreme stunt surfing – his lack of fear and ability to bounce back afters serious smashing’s was amazing.

The Bitchy Crab

I’m a blood lust kinda gal but this contest was over the top. Not just big…not just the abstract possibility of snapping a neck…

NEGATRON

Did I hear right, that no spectators were allowed in??

Badger

I find Red Bull’s media player so deeply offensive I refused to watch it.

The Bitchy Crab

…does it make you appreciate the slick of the WSL a little more?

Badger

Possibly. Do you find all surfing broadcasting just so…. cringe?

The Bitchy Crab

Would it damage my reputation, in your opinion, if I said I like most of the broadcasts?

DrunkenAngel

You have a credit in your reputation balance sheet that could be damaged? Bravo! You are winning at life!

Badger

Not one jot. One mans baguette is another mans soft white loaf. I’m jealous. I want to not smash my computer to bits as soon as Joe talks.

david fffff

‘Joe Turpel here beside massive music fan and 89′ world champ Martin Potter’

Jocks

Does Joe Turpel talk third person and same outside the booth? Like at lunch?

“Joe Turpel here besides ’89 world champ Martin Potter, who’d like to order the steak and fries”

NEGATRON

Im impressed that you even found it, Bravo!

DrunkenAngel

Title could have just been:

‘Fuck!’


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