It’s morning again in the surf industry!

Feel that heart beat!

It’s morning again in the surf industry. Today more men and women will paddle out than ever before in our country’s history. With interest rates at about half the record highs of 1980, nearly 2,000 families today will buy new surfboards, more than at any time in the past four years.

This afternoon 6,500 young men and women will watch the U.S. Open of Surfing, and with the surf at less than half of what it was just yesterday, they can look forward with confidence to making out in the toilets instead.

It’s morning again in America, and under the leadership of Kelly Slater, our country is prouder and stronger and better. Why would we ever want to return to where we were less than four short years ago?

But also…

There is a shark in the water. For some people, the shark is easy to see. Others don’t see it at all. Some people say the shark is tame. Others say it’s vicious and dangerous. Since no one can really be sure who’s right, isn’t it smart to be as strong as the shark? If there is a shark.

Ronald Reagan TV Ad: "Its morning in america again"
Ronald Reagan TV Ad: "The Bear"
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Mapski
Mapski
10 years ago

“land shark!!!”

Charlie Conway
Charlie Conway
10 years ago

The shark would obviously fuck you up in water, man would probably have the advantage on land. In order to determine who truly has the upper hand we would have to find an appropriate middle ground for a test of strength and wills.

Space maybe?

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Conway

Some gaseous planet a la Jupiter?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
10 years ago

Throw the both in the wave pool with a few sharks and see who comes out on top in the ‘morning’. Bring surfing to the Coliseum!

Limbless Jack
Limbless Jack
10 years ago

I think the leader is not kelly slater, it is whoever is putting out the wavestorm…number one sold board in the world.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago
Reply to  Limbless Jack

For real; who is that dude? Maybe it’s Clark, from Clark foam, operating a secret enterprise while publicly acting like he’s a rancher.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

Reading into the two videos, conjunctivly, it appears that America only has white people led by a white person in a White House; and, who is this bear in the woods? Oh, right, it was a bear then but now it’s “terrorism.” Man, I sure am happy to be a white, educated American, in America. I just sit back, and reap the rewards of my societal position, while immigrants build and toil, I play a part in the orchestration of society (when I’m not on vacation). Sure, I worked hard to get where I am but I wouldn’t have had the opportunities I had if it weren’t for my white family that came to America hundreds of years ago; so, yeah, I deserve what I have not because I’m white but because my family made a smart move, hundreds of years ago. God bless America and got bless logic and rationale, both of which make everything plausible and anything deniable.

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

Wow! “God bless America and got bless logic and rationale, both of which make everything plausible and anything deniable.” Amen to you!

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

IM WHITE AND AND LOW MIDDLE CLASS AND NOT A PRIVILEGED FAGGOT LIKE MOST IN SOCAL.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

Hey BLAH, you’re not adding a lot of value to the commentary as of late… would it be to much to ask to up your game? Cheers!

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

THE VALUE OF THE CONTENT HASNT BEEN GOO HERE EITHER..WAITING FOR MY SET…THE SUN SHINES ON A LAZY DOG ASS EVERY NOW AND AGAIN

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago

I have no control over the content only the words here… And I’m not to keen on them drifting to the bottom of the fish tank. On a positive note that comment was a constructive move in the right direction for you. No words from the wrong side of history were used, Slaters dick was not mentioned and Peter Mel was not harmed in any way.

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

i want my words to make pete mel cry.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

That was part of the point of my random comment: we’re all products of our ancestors and what we do with our opportunities, for better or for worse, is up to us; and the color of our skin is irrelevant to what you do with your life.

Nick Carroll
Nick Carroll
10 years ago

I thought that was the whole point of wave pools, that there would be no sharks

DrunkenAngel
DrunkenAngel
10 years ago
Reply to  Nick Carroll

wave pools are built and sold and marketed by sharks. the ‘no sharks’ claim only refers to in the actual pool.


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