Surf rage now attempted murder!

Will this possibility change the way you roll?

There was that one time, right, when some guy cut you off riding an egg shape with flames no less, and it infuriated you. Oh his attitude only made it worse all arrogant and “what, bro, it was my wave…” vibey.

A nasty man. He cut off lots of other guys too and was wearing aqua-sox! Then you again and enough!

Enough enough!

You ordered him to shore to hand him a beating.

But what if you pulled him underwater for a minute and were then on the line for attempted murder?

Oooo-ee! What a bad day!

This has, apparently, just happened in Hawaii (minus the egg shape with flames and aqua-sox) with a 39 year old man and a 19 year old boy.

Is twenty years too big a gap to rage?

Probably yes!

But should it deserve an attempted murder charge?

Maybe yes!

Let’s, anyhow, read about it!

A 39-year-old man is facing an attempted murder charge in connection with a fight at a North Shore surf spot.

Police say the suspect and a 16-year-old boy were surfing at Velzyland when they got into a fight. Police say the suspect allegedly briefly held the victim underwater .

Police were called and the suspect was arrested at the scene for attempted murder. He has yet to be charged.

And what do you think? If you were a sitting judge would you toss the book at the 39 year old or wink his way and say, “Don’t do it again…” before winking again?

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Simon Says
Simon Says
10 years ago

This article actually spits the wink!

Simon Says
Simon Says
10 years ago

Is this news or an editorial.?

jonjontaka
jonjontaka
10 years ago

Every surfer when assaulted should press charge, and every surfer thinking of punching out someone should think twice about the consequences. It’s about time violence in the water gets the same treatment as on land. Laws exist to deter violent people from using violence as a means to an end. Unfortunately many surfers degenerate into animalistic self-indulgent behaviour yet are perfectly comfortable hanging on to the most stupidest idea it’s OK because they’re locals… Enough of that lowlife nonsense masquerading as something it’s not.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

Haha; you must be one of the two people who knows who I am (I’m pretty sure Rory might know me too)

Rory Parker
Rory Parker
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

I do indeed.

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago

er, 16-year-old boy is correct. when multiple words combine to modify a noun they get a hyphen. it’s fun! hyphens are fun!

also i’m pretty sure this is the nerdiest thing i’ve ever posted here, so forgive me. but i occasionally get paid as a copy editor, so there’s that.

Mapski
Mapski
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

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Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago
Reply to  Mapski

totally. really we should use them more everywhere. exclamations are still the best though!

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
10 years ago
Reply to  Jen See

Call me old school, but I still have a thing for capital letters.

Jen See
Jen See
10 years ago

shift keys are hard.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

We’re listening…

Dumbth Chronicles
Dumbth Chronicles
10 years ago

It was simply a matter of a Kahuna baptizing a young lad into the fold.

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

Hmmm, I’m pretty sure there are only two people( not including my gf, another avid reader of BG) who know who I am . . .

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

Fuck, I don’t even know who I am, how could anyone else?

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

Haha; exactly.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

I’m turd ferguson on a skankhunt looking for hipster krypster and tom Brady. ( brain lights on fire)

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
10 years ago

One ape fighting another ape over a piece of water. How droll…

Mr. Backside
Mr. Backside
10 years ago

Ho… another smart mouth punk local kid gets his lickings then cries to police. The kid should know better than to mess with a grown man and he should be banished from V-Land for involving the cops. At the least the kid should have denied the assault if someone else had called the cops. Handle your business and grow up.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago

Wait, legal speak and a not-so-subtle moniker…welcome, Rory’s wife!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  Mariano Landa

No, defineatly not. Rory only told us yesterday that he “won’t let his wife comment” at BeachGrit…

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Are we role playing? Is that part of their deviant lifestyle thing?

yep
yep
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

she just did

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
10 years ago
Reply to  yep

I was giving Rory a poke…
She’s been posting here for a year or so.
You got any projects coming up? You know BeachGrit would love to see them…

yep
yep
10 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yep

Mahdi
Mahdi
10 years ago

Holding someone’s head under water is some real bitch shit. I’ll never understand tough guy surfers. It’s an oxymoron.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
10 years ago
Reply to  Mahdi

I totally read “tough gay surfers” and I was all “Matt Branson has gotta be pissed about this.”

shootsthen
shootsthen
10 years ago

Attempt charges are very hard to prove. The State would have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the old dude was really trying to kill the kid. Often the police arrest people on higher charges than those that can actually be proven in court. The police report will be forwarded to the prosecutors office and they will decide whether to charge the old man and/or the child with a crime – it’s possible the kid instigated a mutual fight or that the old man was defending himself. Also, in situations like this, the kid might decide to not press charges; witnesses? Anyway, there are a host of facts and factors that the prosecuter will consider before charging anyone. Basically, at this point, we don’t shit.

bitter guy
bitter guy
10 years ago
Reply to  shootsthen

for a hold down too? they’d have to show the guy intended to hold him down until he quit struggling, and did so from a mindset of cool deliberation, not momentary rage. it’ll plea out to simple battery, maybe some enhancement for doing it to a minor, assuming the kid was 16. but if the kid came at him, he’s got self defense as an out for the whole enchilada.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
10 years ago

Depends on what the assailant was riding. Anything longer than 6’8″ and he should get life. That’ll teach him.

Jocks
Jocks
10 years ago

Snitches get stitches


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