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Kalani Robb
“The way that it all started off is that I literally saw a suit and thought it would be pretty silly and pretty creative,” said Kalani Robb. “I picked a picture out that I liked. I sent it to Andrew at 7TILL8, and 24 hours later I had the suit.”

Kalani Robb reinvents biz suit rubber!

Have you ever come up with a fantastic idea years after it was already invented?

Do you remember when Quiksilver Japan loosed a wetsuit you could wear in the salt, and in the dank, stale, filthy air of the office boardroom?

As BeachGrit‘s intern Ash Goggans reported at the time, 

Today my life changed. Today all is right in my world. Because today Quiksilver Japan unveiled their new wetsuit/apparel mash-up: TRUE WETSUITS!

Quiksilver business suit wetsuit
Gorgeous And Slim! And 2015!

That’s right, modern suits, complete with crisp-looking button down and and a tac-sharp tie. They even offer a tuxedo model! I can’t imagine how Bondian one must feel getting barreled in a tuxedo!(Come to think about it, they should sell the suits with flasks! That’s my second grievance with surfing! There’s few options available for mid-session boozing! And I surf so much better shithouse drunk!)

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Yesterday. in a sponsored post on TheInertia under the headline, Kalani Robb Wears a Badass Suit To His New Job,  the wetsuit company 7Till8, which is under the creative command of the former world tour surfer and sometime actor, has come up with…exactly…the same idea, but two years later.

As reported,

One day in the not-too-distant future, lineups might look a lot different. A lot more fun, to be precise. Right now, it’s black wetsuit, game face, game time. But if Kalani Robb, who just took on a new role as Creative Director at 7TILL8 Wetsuits, has his druthers, surf spots are in store for a little spice. Enter business suits with red power ties, movie-themed suits, unicorn and rainbow graphics, and generally happier people riding waves. It’s simple. Just change the uniform.

7TILL8 Wetsuits, which began in 2016 as a custom-tailored wetsuit business, brought Robb on board in July to tap into the trademark good vibes that he’s made a staple. Think Catch Surf escapades meets wetsuits. His first project: the business suit, of course.

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“The way that it all started off is that I literally saw a suit and thought it would be pretty silly and pretty creative,” said Kalani Robb. “I picked a picture out that I liked. I sent it to Andrew at 7TILL8, and 24 hours later I had the suit.”

Is this a case of great minds colliding by coincidence?

Have you ever come up with a fantastic idea years after it was already invented?

Is it a straight steal?

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Does TheInertia have only a very short memory?

And who does it better? Quiksilver Japan in 2015 or 7Till8 in 2017?

Here’s Kalani.

Kalani Robb joins 7TILL8 Wetsuits as new creative director

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And here’s how it was loosed in Japan!

 

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Neal Kearney

I think this has to do with the trademark weed he’s been smokin lately!

Tom

Just pair the suit with that apple watch and all good to go

Manuka

Don’t forget that samsung/medina connected board.

Return of the Samsung Board

Excuse me

Chazz Michael Michaels

This might be the single worst surf business idea I’ve seen.

Only in America. (Or Japan).

Bleach'd Git

I find that hard to believe Chazz. I’m sure there’s a listicle somewhere of Worst Ever Surf Business Ideas. It would belong in that listicle, but not at number 1.

ricmatic

Credit where credit’s due. Kalani Robb er

Lightning Bolt Thrower

No way that was real. Was it?

turts

Last year I took the quads out of my board and went with this funky lil 3 fin set up. Been trying to convert people ever since

Dumb Florida Redneck

Hahaha

Miki Dora's bastard son

I feel sad for poor Kalani he must really need the cash. At first I thought it must be a bad joke. Who on this planet would be caught dead in that horrible creation. Sad

The Bitchy Crab

The first time around it was a sizzling little made-for-viral idea. Second time?

Miki Dora's bastard son

Like stale keg beer and 2 day old left out pizza at a Frat house. Maybe Slater can hire him as a side show act at the Lemoore zoo.

Dumb Florida Redneck

That might work,it’ll take any credibility the place has away.

janeausten

Best thing he ever did was that magic trick with his board on the berm at Rocky Point in one of the Jack McCoy movies.

Bleach'd Git

I still remember as a wee lad finding myself on the shoulder at Snapper watching Kalani vaporise the lip from about a metre away. I had a crush on him for quite a while after that.

The Bitchy Crab

Do you remember the waiting gig? http://beachgrit.com/2014/0…

Dumb Florida Redneck

I remember the arby’s commercial.

The Bitchy Crab

This thing is Ono! It means delicious! https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Zt…

turts

This made me feel sad, like I can feel his pain. It’s like hearing about an accountant that stole the entire earnings from someone with th Aspergers. Oh wait, that’s happened to.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

Did that shit cunt Goggans start at BeachGrit? Where’s my fucking internship, Derek? Don’t you remember the days when there were only 2 comments on the BeachGrit articles!? Na all good mate

The Bitchy Crab

When can you start, you wicked man?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style

He sucks mate. You’re too nice.

The Bitchy Crab

And, yeah, we gave him the keys two years ago, helped him get the gig at Surfer ergo Stab.

Otto

I’ve tried to re-invent myself many times over but they have all been failed ventures. Maybe I just need more capital investment and more time in R&D.

Bleach'd Git

I’m struggling with R&D. R= Resurrection. D= Dolphin Studies? Dugong?


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