Science: Surf proves the earth is flat!

"WATER has never been shown to curve in any container!"

Nature is endlessly magical and it is really no wonder that the ancients worshipped her rocks, trees and oceans. The sun rises and sets. The earth spins around her. Or maybe not for this morning the Instagram account @aframeking used the very waves we ride to prove definitely that, much to Kelly Slater’s chagrin, the earth is indeed flat. Let us read his case.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeZNhQuBtGz/?taken-by=aframeking

Dramatic interplay between Ocean and Earth.

Once all the swell energy rolls to the boundary of land which contains it, WATER always returns and maintains perfect level, as in Sea Level.

Here on Instagram we see images looking out towards the horizons of many, many thousands of locations all over the Earth showing a perfectly flat straight Horizon Line. (unless shot with a wide-angle or fish eye type lens)

The primary question that fuels the Flat vs. Round Earth debate is that in order to have a sphere or ball you must have consistent curve radiating down away from every single point on earth in 360 degrees.

Logically and scientifically speaking, if WATER covers some 70%+ of our known world, and WATER has never been shown to curve in any container, pond, lake, inland sea, or ocean then how can we be on a ball?

Additionaly, WATER also has never been demonstrated to cling uniformly to the exterior of any shape, regardless that it be motionless or in the case of the globe earth constantly spinning at around 1000 miles per hour at the Equator, while rocketing at some 66,000 miles per hour in our annual orbit around around the Sun, which they tell us is 93,000,000 miles away.

Convinced? You should be but in case not let us now turn to those who commented.

At least your good at taking pictures, because your 100% certifiably insane. Whatever drugs your on, I suggest you quit.

Ever heard of gravitational acceleration? Stick to photography.

Why are u guys spreading flat earth bullshit? Epic lineup tho lol

Please be advised not post anything like this again and also to remove this photo. Please don’t insult the rest of our humanities intelligence with your stupid ridicule.

Etc. Etc.

But let me ask you a quick question. Does the flat earth theorizing completely embitter you? When someone suggests they believe do you feel the bile rising? Do you want to rip them to shreds? I suppose I don’t really understand the vitriol. Chemtrails are much more offensive.