Science: Surf proves the earth is flat!

"WATER has never been shown to curve in any container!"

Nature is endlessly magical and it is really no wonder that the ancients worshipped her rocks, trees and oceans. The sun rises and sets. The earth spins around her. Or maybe not for this morning the Instagram account @aframeking used the very waves we ride to prove definitely that, much to Kelly Slater’s chagrin, the earth is indeed flat. Let us read his case.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeZNhQuBtGz/?taken-by=aframeking

Dramatic interplay between Ocean and Earth.

Once all the swell energy rolls to the boundary of land which contains it, WATER always returns and maintains perfect level, as in Sea Level.

Here on Instagram we see images looking out towards the horizons of many, many thousands of locations all over the Earth showing a perfectly flat straight Horizon Line. (unless shot with a wide-angle or fish eye type lens)

The primary question that fuels the Flat vs. Round Earth debate is that in order to have a sphere or ball you must have consistent curve radiating down away from every single point on earth in 360 degrees.

Logically and scientifically speaking, if WATER covers some 70%+ of our known world, and WATER has never been shown to curve in any container, pond, lake, inland sea, or ocean then how can we be on a ball?

Additionaly, WATER also has never been demonstrated to cling uniformly to the exterior of any shape, regardless that it be motionless or in the case of the globe earth constantly spinning at around 1000 miles per hour at the Equator, while rocketing at some 66,000 miles per hour in our annual orbit around around the Sun, which they tell us is 93,000,000 miles away.

Convinced? You should be but in case not let us now turn to those who commented.

At least your good at taking pictures, because your 100% certifiably insane. Whatever drugs your on, I suggest you quit.

Ever heard of gravitational acceleration? Stick to photography.

Why are u guys spreading flat earth bullshit? Epic lineup tho lol

Please be advised not post anything like this again and also to remove this photo. Please don’t insult the rest of our humanities intelligence with your stupid ridicule.

Etc. Etc.

But let me ask you a quick question. Does the flat earth theorizing completely embitter you? When someone suggests they believe do you feel the bile rising? Do you want to rip them to shreds? I suppose I don’t really understand the vitriol. Chemtrails are much more offensive.

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Sha-wing!
Sha-wing!
8 years ago

I love the flat earth discussion. Such a mystery! They will really have something when they get a legit astronaut on their side.

Blunted Sultan
Blunted Sultan
8 years ago

Clever way to get Kelly to comment on the Grit, Chas.

woof
woof
8 years ago

They are actually all technological advancements not science. Tech is actually what makes our lives “easier” rather than science. Tricky I know but the best example is soap saved a bomb more lives than penicillin etc.

AM
AM
8 years ago

Young Ones were so good!

Preston
Preston
8 years ago

Just to make sure everyone gets proper credit here, the photo and attached gibberish are from one Woody Woolworth. A Frame King just lifted it.
Woody, a great photog from back in the 80’s (and yes, that’s his real name) who has been ranting on about similar conspiracy shit for years.
What’s pissing people off is the location of the photo. I’ll give u a hint: West/southwest of Leemore about 200 clicks.

Jen See
Jen See
8 years ago
Reply to  Preston

Ha! I didn’t even look at the photo. But I do see it now 😀

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago

Didn’t they prove some years back the earth was in fact not flat? My big thing is where is the hard proof? You would think they could pool their money, charter me boat, and go sail out to the edge. I would absolutely take them and motor on out to the spot, drop anchor, then throw them overboard in a rubber raft. When they go plumitting to their deaths I’ll have the proof. Shit! The lens cap was on.

Willy
Willy
8 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

Hard proof is on it’s way. Could also be death that’s on it’s way.

https://www.washingtonpost….

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
8 years ago
Reply to  Willy

Wow! The guy has some balls I’ll give him that. I have just figured out how to get a bigger boat. Turn flat earther, fund a big nice vessel, take them out to this alleged sea ice edge, throw them over board, and motor on home with a brand new rig!

Krill
Krill
8 years ago
Krill
Krill
8 years ago

#Flearthers

Robinhood
Robinhood
8 years ago

Tell that to a bullet.

channelbottom
channelbottom
8 years ago
Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago

Where am I

mundus
mundus
8 years ago

Who cares about the flat earth nonsense, how nice is that stretch of coast.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

A-frame should be just put out of his misery!!

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
8 years ago

That set up looks fun, where is it?

ricmatic
ricmatic
8 years ago

I dont think he realizes the gravity of the situation.

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
8 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

His situational awareness sucks.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

The earth is flat! Because the A Frame King cropped the horizon. And why did The A Frame King post a photo of right hand points if he is in fact the A Frame King? Is he trying to throw us off the trail of something profound?

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

You are right Nik Karol, it’s all VERY suspicious. Took an intelligent man to see the subterfuge, and a brave one to speak out. Thank you for your service.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

We must continue to fight the good fight Mr Pest!

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

A chemical trail?

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
8 years ago

Maybe a flat moon was in the frame?

Liam Carroll
Liam Carroll
8 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Never trust an A Frame King who shoots pics of right points, Confucius say

velobwoy
velobwoy
8 years ago

The mind is a fascinating thing.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
8 years ago

People are fucking morons. Water is curving all over his very photo! The water on the planet bends because of gravitational force. Or does the A-Frame king also not believe in gravity?

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago

More annoying are the “people” who think that high tide is at the same time every day.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago

It’s round, I know I’ve told the story on ‘the other’ site before but we used to blast space gooks as we flew over their lunar rice paddies as door gunners back in the early 70’s, great view of a round earth, quality space whores

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

And here too. I take careful notes of all of your words of wisdom, David.

david fffff
david fffff
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Dammit. Feel free to moderate that comment right to hell then.

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
8 years ago
Reply to  david fffff

We’re now apparently in the middle of a Stab-BG gang war, so I might have to dismember your comment and leave the little pieces on public display in different Stab stories.

bitter guy
bitter guy
8 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

put em on a pike outside the city gate

Otto
Otto
8 years ago
Reply to  bitter guy

Vlad the Impaler


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