Protect your açai bowl!
There are still a few hours until the Corona Bali Protected kicks off but I’m in a pinch here, leaving signal behind for the next few hours and Derek is attending a dawn yoga session where signal is clearly not invited.
Will it run? I think it has to. Right? I think the contest window is rapidly closing and they have to run today but what if they don’t and/or Luke Egan owns Keramas as part of a deal for the Komune Hotel and can force the window open again with one monotone utterance?
Then this post will forever be enshrined on BeachGrit as yet another Monument to Failure.
But…
If my gamble pays off and it does run and run through the quarters, semis and things then everything will work out just fine and nobody will even remember it was posted a couple hours early.
I’m sweating but…
…two double vodka sodas in so GOING FOR IT!
You only live once.
Right?
“Today’s” matchups include:
Michael “Açai Bowl” Rodrigues v. Wade Charmichael
J-Flo v. K-Ando
Pip v. Kelly
Ace v. Kanoa Igarashi
(I hope.)
Come chat! (In a few hours)
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Flores turns were a good step or two above no?
They looked it to me at least.
Anyone in doubt should find on the webcast where they split screened kanoa’s high score v Jeremy’s. Explain to me how they were Better please, cause I still can’t get my head around it
Why would you even bring colour of skin into it? The only truth is that poor women are ignorant – although some rich men undoubtedly are too – and tend to have undesired pregnancies. And most importantly perhaps: every time abortion is made legal the figures drop and vice versa. Think Prohibition results (not comparing having a drink to having an abortion).
Thanks to everyone for diving into this thread throughout the day, Longtom’s contest report coming real soon.
I wanna see new faces from Quinoa, Kai Noah, K no Ah whatever!
I wanna see his passionate anger, and kamacrazy will socking pillows!!!
Floaters, the new air reverse 🤷🏽♂️
It seems that way huh
So in the end.. the opening turns of each high scoring wave decided it. A floater ( albeit a good one) vs jflo’s mad snap/hack.
Why is he punching himself?
He won.
haha, you can see pottz scolded by the producers during the break
Really? Do tell…
Yeah im already farting into a shoe box
Training and going to places surfing and no one watching. Kanoa Iweararashi
Yet another example of the WSL favoring the Japanese.
Wait, I thought it was the Aussies (if you’re a Braza) or Brazas (if anyone else).
Well, that was a fun way to watch. Thanks for the company. Signing off.
Kanoa attacked by teenage girls under the age of consent; unlike young Occy who was attacked at Huntington by real large breasted women.
https://youtu.be/xDO7ICNWYX…
He seems like he is actually a teenage girl the way he’s celebrating
Yep. But will probably have a fun night. 2 sake’s and he will be anyones
Soi boi
this is yuck
Kanoa just won me over when he screamed into the camera
He is all yours
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Lol!
He screamed “you know how we do,” but I believe he meant to scream this…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
He drinks red bull….Steph drinks beer. Enough said.
did you not hear him?? we’re fueling the fire….
Um quinoa is a dick
Not as over the top as in Hunnington thank goodness
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it aint over yet, wait for the chariot ride
Ugly finish.