Plus why Collingwood is best footy team on earth.
Did you ever dream of being a filmmaker? Telling visual stories that filled giant screens and turned squirrelly crowds into rapt audiences? I never did. I loved movies with all my heart, Indiana Jones, Lawrence of Arabia, Pulp Fiction but could never really picture directing one. There are too many moving parts, too many things to consider. Too many people and processes involved. Writing is easy, in this way. It is only one person pushing one idea out that is shaped and crafted by one editor. Understandable for my feeble brain but filmmaking?
No.
Cinematographers, lighting folk, sound, set, costume, editing, producing, budgets, scriptwriters, script doctors, on and on it goes.
Making surf films is really no different than making real films and the ones who have done it well, Joe G, Taylor Steele, Kai Neville, Jesse Schluntz should all be applauded for their magnificent work. It is herculean and I only know because I’ve accidentally directed two. The Red Bull classic that brought dubstep music to action sports (Who is J.O.B.) and Trouble: The Lisa Andersen Story.
I spoke about the latter with Jimmy from the Lipped podcast. He is wonderful at his craft, soothing voice, studied questions and it was a pleasure to sip vodka soda across the Pacific while chatting.
You can listen here if you’d like.
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I just turned the TV on and lo and behold “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” is playing. And you know what, I think you might have a winner, if only we could relieve him of 20 some odd long years. He’s got dem crazy eyes that would pair well with an AK-47 and barrel aged vintage Chas scripted lines.
https://youtu.be/McA6bWhuZ8o
My employer paid me to watch Trouble today…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
You should do more accidental directing, your knack for spinning a yarn in print translates nicely to the screen.
The new book is very cinematic. I think you’ll dig!
Can’t be bothered if it’s not the best one yet.
I wonder, who would/could be casted as Major Ghamdan in the movie adaptation?
Oh man….. that’s a great question. A great great question.
LGR I have no idea , was just surprised that I stopped before I was dead !
Found another article in English on the subject …..
https://www.theglobeandmail…
If Paris Hilton
Can make a watchable film
It can’t be too hard
The Cars that ate Paris ?
https://youtu.be/mvPUO4ygmn8
i told some kid to go surf and im gonna film him. now im a director!
Don’t sell yourself short. That’d also make you a producer.
i think this is the best sports movie ever made, and i couldn’t give a fuck about soccer (i do love mogwai though):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
there could def be a surfing version of this. or maybe there is, let me know
Zidane played for FC Girondins de Bordeaux during the time I was studying in that City . I will never forget the absolute carnage in the streets around La Place de la Victoire ,the morning after after a momentous semifinal return match in 96 with Dugarry , Lizarazu and Zidane taking down AC Milan 3 -0 before they went on to conquer the world in 98 .
dang!
edit: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
u still smoke? you got a kid and are pretty smart guy, so it seems..
A cool-looking pretty smart guy!
(but hopefully only in moderation)
I stopped smoking at 45 about 9 years ago , almost overnight after smoking at least a pack a day for 20 years ,as I was no longer hoping for an early death . Then read recently in a German Medical Journal or maybe Stern , anyway something that I picked up while on the John , and the specialist who wrote the article explained that if you want to smoke then stop at 45 . Finally I did something responsible and intelligent by accident……other than embracing surfing when I was 8 .
Nope! Quit the day found out wife was pregnant… after a celebratory ciggie.
quitter
No way , he chose life ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
I quit same reason.. but.. I was playing poker this past winter in Central America one night and everyone was smoking, but my wife and kids were in the bar with me. I was jonesing like a pig.. when they left I sucked one down… so good… got home later and my daughter stopped me in the doorway.. “you better not have had one!” No shitting you.. fuck she wasn’t even born when I quit, but she must have seen me drooling
She smelt it
They really do stink
the wife didn’t though, and I smelt like it because the 11 people at the table all were puffin, no wonder any of them could duck dive the next day
wow, that was how I started.