"Oh wow."
Kelly Slater, age 47, is a very avid and competent Instagram user. It is no secret and a fact that adds layers to the most approachable top-tier professional athletes of all time. Keep rolling the dice, throwing questions into his comment section and chances are better than even that you’ll get a response or blocked, depending on what you ask.
He is also not afraid to leave his walled garden and will comment here and there across the Instagram universe. Yesterday found him sharing an excited “Oh wow” over a very provocative Miley Cyrus, age 26, photo advertising the pop star’s newest music video.
The twenty-one year age gap between the two public figures might raise eyebrows in certain corners though I would imagine only where professional surf watching is not a way of life. Kelly’s co-workers on tour, as we well know, average 24 years old and Kelly himself stopped aging eight years ago technically making him 39.
In any case, the fact that Kelly was engaging with a very provocative Miley Cyrus photo is not surprising. That he went into the emoji database and pulled the rarely used “lecherous” face is.
The “lecherous” emoji, featuring a toothy full-faced smile with tongue barely kept in mouth and eyeballs open wide, was introduced before the #metoo movement exploded onto the scene. Major mobile phone manufacturers quickly realized it sent a troubling message and buried it on most devices. My iPhone 4 does not have, for example, which brings us to our important questions.
At what age should adult men abandon using emojis? Can an extra few years be added for ironic emoji use? Is it ok to use suggestive emojis in every context or just certain contexts?
Now let’s watch the Miley Cyrus music video together.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
If you’re old school there’s a fair bit of irony in the #metoo as the “hashtag” is a pound symbol so they’re kinda saying “pound me too”
Ah the French ! They love it ……
I’ll have to admit I was a tad disappointed getting a Participation Trophy, seeings how I did come in 2nd.
Having read erotic material in my early teens , one handed , I think that the Gold was yours for the taking if you had a dead heat with your wife , both achieving personal bests and coming at the same time ….. ?
I’ll relay that to her this evening. To be honest, she needs to practice the baton handoff.
Loose Lips Sink Ships ,
Loose Hands Drop Glands ….. ?
Get a grip woman, why are you acting his tear or cull!
That’s hysterical . I went off on a tangent , gripping with the Masons and then to Officer and A Gerbil with Steers and Queers ( his tear , his steer ) and found this little gem for Our Boy from Oklahoma . WSL’s Erik Logan enlists in the Grumpy Local Army …. ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Longue vie aux jeux de mots!
Everyone’s a winner baby.
Hot Chocolate
https://youtu.be/J-GkwIRbLw8
I think he might have borrowed a pair of Chas’ Slacks for the clip …
My boss once said about the French that “they fuck with their faces and fight with their feet”. Which I guess should make them very successful at the olympics.
yeah man when i learned smith grinds on the mini ramp i was on a sky-high high and then i fell off my skatey hitting a rock on the way home from the supermarket with a couple of bottles of beer in my shopping bag and had to drink them sitting on the gutter from broken glass and that was it man no more skating for me ever.
hashtagmygooch
divorced my first wife. that’s when things started to full in place for me and my skateboard mates took to calling me lucky.
for a year or so when i was a student i had a part-time job gathering metadata – sitting in my anthropology professor’s office going through all the dissertations on his shelves and making a list of titles, authors, years, topics, keywords and so on. was pretty easy and interesting work. think i earned about $19/hour. was getting high and going to the skatepark every evening skating around with metadata whirling in my head. sweet as!
I think it’s called “meta” and someone told me that’s the future.
Was he a grumpy old man and did he also try and force upon you a sports almanac from the future?
I like to spell them out, ie
“thumbs up emoji” etc
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Thank you mate
Engracado!
One of the best posts I’ve ever seen here.
never
Someone probably has to explain that Miley outfit to ELO.
And Conner Coffin.
In that case, wonder if that actor from “down-under” that she married feels like a…ahem..sore loser.
I reckon he is probably laughing all the way to the wank … ?
I wldnt root that with Derek’s dick.
https://youtu.be/mIUk08iYZKE
Wldnt surprise me
Jesus was way cool!
Having slayed a myriad of Hollywood starlets and other assorted models, let us not dare to question the GOAT’s methods, I’m sure he slid right into those DM’s shortly after posting that comment.
I think the late great American Comedian Bill Hicks might have captured the essence of the GOAT … ?
Goat Boy
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Supposedly Steve Jobs’ last words before dying were “Oh wow” too. Do you reckon Miley, resplendent in red, was what he saw?
My iphone8 is red?!?
Jobs is actually still alive and living on Mars – the red planet – so it all fits in.
Reception is bad there. Jobs only gets one Mars bar.
Oh wow
Bad dad jokes are worth the snickers.
You win a Bickerton for that one Otto.
They’re hard to get, matey. Enjoy.
Awesome! Bickerton pun runs are times I cherish. All the hard work and hours of training finally paid off. Hours upon hours searching google for insight into James’ knowledge drops he brings here, cause I care, care to learn, learn just what the hell who/what he is talking about.
This Award is going on the mantle.
I stand up and salute you !
It’ll look great next to the Participation Trophy my wife gave me.
Lovely to see you embracing the Olympic Creed
“The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph, but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered, but to have fought well.”
Baron de Coubertin ( The French founder of the International Olympic Committee ) was inspired to adopt this creed after he heard a sermon by the Bishop of Pennsylvania, at a service for Olympic Athletes in 1908.
Bravo O2 ! A worthy recipient …. We could use the French Term “ Jeux de Mots “ to make the game of words sound like a more sophisticated pursuit ? Wonderful
to see you setting your Pun Boy 3 . Have Fun !
https://youtu.be/7aItpjF5vXc
We , of the Interplanetary Barmen’s Guild , are searching (reception) for Jobs in Mar’s Bars and can honestly declare to the God of War , that their is not a single Bad Apple in our midst ……
If you search for Jobs elsewhere in the Milky Way, you might be surprised what nougat.
Some will call us Korn Dogs ,
others Dagwood Dogs ,
but Astro can call us Pluto Pups
As the Puns go rocketing up .
………looking for James’ ( Van Allen Radiation ) Belt ?
I just had an epiphany. We need to form a band. Not just any band, a parody band a la Weird Al style. Inspired by Kelly Slater, we’ll name our band “The Suffers”. We could call Weird Sal, cause accordion to Weird Sal our drummer Jelly Slayer is calling him on the other chorus line. Any suggestions for our first parody? I say:
https://youtu.be/7n5Clnc7lM8
The Suffers .(Hang me ) Alone on A Tree
No wonder he is alone pissing off the Tree . What a Schmuck .
I got that John Belushi in Animal House feeling listening to that absolute piece of shit
https://youtu.be/8V_hCqO6UQs
Ps Happy Independence Day .
I heard he had a Bounty on his head.
They’re hot property
If Eve was Banished from Paradise for biting one Apple , God only knows what sort of Jobs the Red Devil and Beelzebub might have put aside for Steve when he finally crossed over the Styx ?
“Oh thank god you’re here, We’ve been trying to pair our Apple watches for months. Can you help?”
Ooooh That will take very large bites , Mega to Giga….. ?
I can’t get back that minute of my life back or that vision in the video out of my eyes
Listening to Miley on Howard Stern a few weeks ago she sounds like a 50 year-old, bottle blonde, trailer park dwelling, chain-smoker.
So yes, Kelly’s target demographic.
Too old
Jimmy Ray Slade ….? Don’t Break my Foot , My Achy Breaky Foot …..
As display of solidarity for Ke11y, I have toggled the Disqus emoji button to on.
I just threw a heart eye’d “just perfect!”
🤟
i’m not emo enough for emojis, but i’m enough of a git for giffs, here are some from the selection when you search “surfing” https://media2.giphy.com/me… https://media0.giphy.com/me… https://media2.giphy.com/me…
GIFs are great for a short attention span. They might just be the future. Pro surfers can’t just get away with short web clip releases forever. Who has the time?
Shakas are so belittling. Makes you wonder why Kelly quit them.
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wise old Gandolf shaved his beard off
I went for the ‘Fuck that’ because, well, swearing is fun.
I’ve always used it thusly when I’ve done something cool like thusly:
Oh yeh I hung a big shit 😤
Nice. But to be fair, the ‘lecherous’ emoji in that situation might be slightly inappropriate.
Damn, are those teeth around her cooch?!
bullets. Cunt shot