Old news, yes, but fascinating as a historical footnote.
You gotta love Christmas downtime.
Our fingers are allowed off the digital pulse for the briefest of windows. The world grinds to a semi-halt in the corpulent haze.
It’s a time to turn down screens and connect IRL.
So it’s odd, then, that the WSL chose to drop a film showcasing the most crucial moment of the 2019 campaign, smack in the middle of holiday season.
While you were ripping into your Chrissie presents and/or bongs, the Gabriel Medina Sound Wave episode was released.
Gabby mic’d up at the Rip Curl Meo Pro Portugal and (allegedly) uncut.
You won’t see no asterix ‘round here.
History is what it is. Italo won the damn thing.
But, the world title outcome coulda been a whole lot different if the Caio interference decision went the other way.
(Re-acquaint yourself with it here.)
Drama unfurled on the beach at Peniche like the sail of an Iberian galleon. Gabby and his crew were straight pissed.
The WSL was steadfast in its avoidance of the controversy beyond an official statement.
An opportunity to put human emotion on centre stage, raw and honest and true, was sidestepped.
Reach and engagement, the twin pillars of E-Lo’s content strategy, went begging.
Until now.
But given the timing – this mid-holiday, post-title dead zone – it’s about as meaningful as a Christmas card in July.
Like, it’s still interesting.
No individual other than R.K. Slater is able to capture attention or clicks like Gabe.
And, unlike the open book approach Kelly takes to public life, Medina is still as mysterious to us as the giant squid. His life outside comp appearances is rarely documented, especially in the English-speaking press.
The opportunity to dive alongside him is a pure treat.
The video itself?
It’s a well edited, well-paced production. Heaps less weird than Kelly’s.
Ever wonder what Charlie’s actual role is? Training? Tactics? Moral support? Waterboy?
It seems like a bit of everything.
But, the whole thing now ranks as nothing more than a footnote. On this, the other side of the 2019 world title race, every heat is ancient history.
And, despite a genuinely interesting peek at the inner machinations of the Commissioner’s camp, don’t expect to learn anything new about the altercation.
The world still spins.
The WSL bumbles along.
Producing, as Longtom said, brilliance in spite of itself.
Thank goodness the Eddie was called off https://forum.surfer.com/in…
Almost certain they (WSL) were spruiking this during the Pipe event. If correct, why the fuck didn’t they show it in the break between semi 2 and final? Or even pre show/dawn report on finals day? Useless cunts.
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Best gonzo journalism piece (in surfing) of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
The worst part is caio 3.1 for a reo i coulda hit harder.
3 times world champ in my eyes.
Fukin all round legend!!
It was very debatable ? Should we arrange a Mass Debate ?
I learnt he’s a vapid ,empty carapace filled with Charlies avarice and belief in his own divinity.
The best/worst part is Jesse Miley Dyer shooing everyone away on what would have been cinematic gold. The closed door conversation that we all wanted to see. The equivalent of soft porn
I liked Strider, mic in hand, running away from Charlie as he stormed the tower.
It should be salt in the wound. Don’t forget-
In one case (pipe) Gabby (and Charlie) are supposed geniuses of both mathematics and the rule book, able to see what no others can see, and how to bend the rules in their favour. Gabby was willing to live and die by the rule book.
In the other case (Portugal) Gabby couldn’t even read a two colour priority flag. Or he disregarded the priority flag because he didn’t agree with it, and even then decided to force an interference on himself. That shows stupidity, to disregard the rule book, disrespect it even. Tut tut gabby
But he can add up that you get paid more for social media drama shit than pissy hundred g comps.
That’s Mensa material.
I also worked out I write shit on here when I’m having a bad day. Pretty much every day.
So true. Live by he sword, die by the sword.
Wow so close yet so far
The 2019 Pipe final was scripted in 2007 when Cody Maverick took on Tank Evans at the Big Z Memorial.
The original 07 final was a great one
Is that the one where he drives the car off the cliff but parachutes away to the safety of a sexy lady’s underpants?
When he Fuks he Fuks for queen and cuntry.
this is golden, I’ve always associated medina with the tank
That was a worthless watch. No real insight about the thing it’s all about. Gabby still seem like a tool?
Creeeeeeeeer-ikuppppp-itititit!!
I don’t know who really are, but I feel like my heart will burst with love whenever you are around.
Will you compete in Japan ?
Whistle kkckck
{blow spout)
Treeeeeee-kkckkk!
So , you want to be big in Japan but not on the menu ….. fair call UAD . I spent a year at uni in Bordeaux with a girl from Norway who ate whale as a traditional dish …… I suppose a bit like sharks eating Australian Surfers will become a traditional dish for them …?
Did a surf report as “Flipper” for 4ZZZ radio once by rubbing a styrofoam beer cooler with a damp stubby. I thought it was award winning.
I love flipper , surfing’s version of skippy …. Lassie too
My disqus is broken
How did you break?
Reverse cowgirl.
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Hard to tell who is interfering with who ?
Disturbingly accurate!
Is that you with the long hair ? I am so jealous ?
I have had the same 2 notices which I have seen and tried to get rid of since we were still discussing in Portuguese ?
Yes that as well.
Me too. Is this our #metoo moment James? And Bexy? Ever since Disqus went back to English, I just see the same comment I made about it going back to English. And I made that comment on a shark story, but it got posted on a different article before the shark story. So every time I log in, it always shows I have a new upvote for the same comment I made over and over. And won’t show anything else. Disqus won’t show new replies to comments I have made since. I wouldn’t know except for an email notice. Maybe it’s like someone commented on here a long time ago “Beachgrit gave my phone AIDS.”
#metoo
This ever so slight peek behind Gabby’s curtain revealed just what I expected- he’s dull as fuck on land.
in which case I will not watch. better to preserve the illusion etc etc
Cool as fuck is a more accurate description
He surfs like a man. True! Watching him look into mirror and pop a selfie was boyband..
Watch it no illusion of singleness of purpose with regards to him being competitive. The paradox for me is that out of that focus he becomes way more interesting compared to day kelly who appears to be bringing variety into his approach. Fuck the women in camp medina remind me of Jacky weavers matriarchal character in Animal Kingdom
He’ll be more interesting (and more at ease with himself and the world) when he comes out of the closet.