It ain't the swiftest piece of filmmaking ever made, the pivotal event contained within took place months ago, but as an examination of the life of a champion whose life remains a mystery, fascinating as hell.

Compelling: A behind-the-scenes examination of Gabriel Medina-Caio Ibelli world-title evaporating interference!

Old news, yes, but fascinating as a historical footnote.

You gotta love Christmas downtime.

Our fingers are allowed off the digital pulse for the briefest of windows. The world grinds to a semi-halt in the corpulent haze.

It’s a time to turn down screens and connect IRL.

So it’s odd, then, that the WSL chose to drop a film showcasing the most crucial moment of the 2019 campaign, smack in the middle of holiday season.

While you were ripping into your Chrissie presents and/or bongs, the Gabriel Medina Sound Wave episode was released.

Gabby mic’d up at the Rip Curl Meo Pro Portugal and (allegedly) uncut.

Watch here.

You won’t see no asterix ‘round here.

History is what it is. Italo won the damn thing.

But, the world title outcome coulda been a whole lot different if the Caio interference decision went the other way.

(Re-acquaint yourself with it here.)

Drama unfurled on the beach at Peniche like the sail of an Iberian galleon. Gabby and his crew were straight pissed.

The WSL was steadfast in its avoidance of the controversy beyond an official statement.

An opportunity to put human emotion on centre stage, raw and honest and true, was sidestepped.

Reach and engagement, the twin pillars of E-Lo’s content strategy, went begging.

Until now.

But given the timing – this mid-holiday, post-title dead zone – it’s about as meaningful as a Christmas card in July.

Like, it’s still interesting.

No individual other than R.K. Slater is able to capture attention or clicks like Gabe.

And, unlike the open book approach Kelly takes to public life, Medina is still as mysterious to us as the giant squid. His life outside comp appearances is rarely documented, especially in the English-speaking press.

The opportunity to dive alongside him is a pure treat.

The video itself?

It’s a well edited, well-paced production. Heaps less weird than Kelly’s.

Ever wonder what Charlie’s actual role is? Training? Tactics? Moral support? Waterboy?

It seems like a bit of everything.

But, the whole thing now ranks as nothing more than a footnote. On this, the other side of the 2019 world title race, every heat is ancient history.

And, despite a genuinely interesting peek at the inner machinations of the Commissioner’s camp, don’t expect to learn anything new about the altercation.

The world still spins.

The WSL bumbles along.

Producing, as Longtom said, brilliance in spite of itself.

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Sponsored Surfer Environmental
Sponsored Surfer Environmental
6 years ago

Thank goodness the Eddie was called off https://forum.surfer.com/in…

Mug Of Sunshine
Mug Of Sunshine
6 years ago

Almost certain they (WSL) were spruiking this during the Pipe event. If correct, why the fuck didn’t they show it in the break between semi 2 and final? Or even pre show/dawn report on finals day? Useless cunts.

Turtle
Turtle
6 years ago

cc: @@surfads
Best gonzo journalism piece (in surfing) of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

The worst part is caio 3.1 for a reo i coulda hit harder.
3 times world champ in my eyes.
Fukin all round legend!!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

It was very debatable ? Should we arrange a Mass Debate ?

gibbon
gibbon
6 years ago

I learnt he’s a vapid ,empty carapace filled with Charlies avarice and belief in his own divinity.

Waterman of the year
Waterman of the year
6 years ago

The best/worst part is Jesse Miley Dyer shooing everyone away on what would have been cinematic gold. The closed door conversation that we all wanted to see. The equivalent of soft porn

@surfads
@surfads
6 years ago

I liked Strider, mic in hand, running away from Charlie as he stormed the tower.

Superworm
Superworm
6 years ago

It should be salt in the wound. Don’t forget-
In one case (pipe) Gabby (and Charlie) are supposed geniuses of both mathematics and the rule book, able to see what no others can see, and how to bend the rules in their favour. Gabby was willing to live and die by the rule book.
In the other case (Portugal) Gabby couldn’t even read a two colour priority flag. Or he disregarded the priority flag because he didn’t agree with it, and even then decided to force an interference on himself. That shows stupidity, to disregard the rule book, disrespect it even. Tut tut gabby

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

But he can add up that you get paid more for social media drama shit than pissy hundred g comps.
That’s Mensa material.

Superworm
Superworm
6 years ago

I also worked out I write shit on here when I’m having a bad day. Pretty much every day.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

So true. Live by he sword, die by the sword.

Doobalachy
Doobalachy
6 years ago

Wow so close yet so far

Instalo Feedeira
Instalo Feedeira
6 years ago

The 2019 Pipe final was scripted in 2007 when Cody Maverick took on Tank Evans at the Big Z Memorial.

stinky
stinky
6 years ago

The original 07 final was a great one

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago
Reply to  stinky

Is that the one where he drives the car off the cliff but parachutes away to the safety of a sexy lady’s underpants?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

When he Fuks he Fuks for queen and cuntry.

Katherine
Katherine
6 years ago

this is golden, I’ve always associated medina with the tank

Wave Wizard
Wave Wizard
6 years ago

That was a worthless watch. No real insight about the thing it’s all about. Gabby still seem like a tool?

UniversallyAdoredDolphin
UniversallyAdoredDolphin
6 years ago

Creeeeeeeeer-ikuppppp-itititit!!

channelbottom
channelbottom
6 years ago

I don’t know who really are, but I feel like my heart will burst with love whenever you are around.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Will you compete in Japan ?

UniversallyAdoredDolphin
UniversallyAdoredDolphin
6 years ago

Whistle kkckck
{blow spout)
Treeeeeee-kkckkk!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

So , you want to be big in Japan but not on the menu ….. fair call UAD . I spent a year at uni in Bordeaux with a girl from Norway who ate whale as a traditional dish …… I suppose a bit like sharks eating Australian Surfers will become a traditional dish for them …?

Lemon Next to the Pie
Lemon Next to the Pie
6 years ago

Did a surf report as “Flipper” for 4ZZZ radio once by rubbing a styrofoam beer cooler with a damp stubby. I thought it was award winning.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

I love flipper , surfing’s version of skippy …. Lassie too

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

My disqus is broken

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

How did you break?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Reverse cowgirl.

Turtle
Turtle
6 years ago
James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago
Reply to  Turtle

Hard to tell who is interfering with who ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Turtle

Disturbingly accurate!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

Is that you with the long hair ? I am so jealous ?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
6 years ago

I have had the same 2 notices which I have seen and tried to get rid of since we were still discussing in Portuguese ?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Yes that as well.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

Me too. Is this our #metoo moment James? And Bexy? Ever since Disqus went back to English, I just see the same comment I made about it going back to English. And I made that comment on a shark story, but it got posted on a different article before the shark story. So every time I log in, it always shows I have a new upvote for the same comment I made over and over. And won’t show anything else. Disqus won’t show new replies to comments I have made since. I wouldn’t know except for an email notice. Maybe it’s like someone commented on here a long time ago “Beachgrit gave my phone AIDS.”

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

#metoo

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
6 years ago

This ever so slight peek behind Gabby’s curtain revealed just what I expected- he’s dull as fuck on land.

longtom
longtom
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

in which case I will not watch. better to preserve the illusion etc etc

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Cool as fuck is a more accurate description

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
6 years ago

He surfs like a man. True! Watching him look into mirror and pop a selfie was boyband..

Woodeneye
Woodeneye
6 years ago
Reply to  longtom

Watch it no illusion of singleness of purpose with regards to him being competitive. The paradox for me is that out of that focus he becomes way more interesting compared to day kelly who appears to be bringing variety into his approach. Fuck the women in camp medina remind me of Jacky weavers matriarchal character in Animal Kingdom

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago
Reply to  Ricky Spanish

He’ll be more interesting (and more at ease with himself and the world) when he comes out of the closet.


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