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Coronavirus: Tokyo Games “could be cancelled” says Senior Member of the International Olympic Committee! So long debut surfing!

"Be sure that the IOC is not going to send you into a pandemic situation," the IOC's most senior official tells athletes.

If you’re attached to the internet teat like most, certainly me, you’ll be aware of a super-flu like disease that may or may not have been created by the Communist Chinese government but that certainly originated from the Middle Kingdom.

Coronavirus. Twenty-six hundred dead, seventy-nine thousand infected.

And spreading. Just hit Europe etc.

You remember SARS?

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The last scary pandemic?

Eight hundred dead, eighty-thousand infected.

Now, with surfing’s moment of Olympic glory only months away, a senior member of the IOC has said the whole thing might have to be cancelled because of Coronavirus.

From the AP wire,

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Dick Pound, a former Canadian swimming champion who has been on the IOC since 1978, making him its longest-serving member, estimated there is a three-month window — perhaps a two-month one — to decide the fate of the Tokyo Olympics, meaning a decision could be put off until late May.

“In and around that time, I’d say folks are going to have to ask: ‘Is this under sufficient control that we can be confident about going to Tokyo or not?’” he said in an exclusive interview with The Associated Press.

If the IOC decides the games cannot go forward as scheduled in Tokyo, “you’re probably looking at a cancellation,” he said.

Pound said the future of the Tokyo Games is largely out of the IOC’s hands and depends on the course the virus takes.

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“If it gets to be something like the Spanish flu,” Pound said, referring to the deadly pandemic early in the 20th century that killed millions, “at that level of lethality, then everybody’s got to take their medicine.”

Pound told athletes, “Be sure that the IOC is not going to send you into a pandemic situation.”

A tragedy in so many ways, corpses littering the streets of Wuhan and precious little animals being destroyed in the millions, but…

Surfing’s Olympic debut?

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Killed before it could be birthed?

And Tokyo’s second cancelled Olympics?

The first time ’cause it was busy massacring Chinese in the streets of Nanking and its pals the Nazis were shovelling Jews onto trains?

Oh, isn’t it ironic.

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Wayne Lunch

Making Dick great again!

?uzzled

I have switched to Miller Lite.

Nick Carroll

Hang the fuck on, what about the WSL tour?

Hundreds and hundreds of people dashing around the world in a group? Super fit so they just get a little bit sick, when they get sick that is. Signing autographs, shaking hands, all that stuff?

Travel schedule for the QS 5000 and above in the first four months of this year: China, Morocco, Australia, NZ, Brazil, Hawaii, Indonesia, Europe, Sth Af, CA.

Guessing you can’t get sick while watching the webcast.

MaxNeoprene

Trump is so dumb he thinks banning the import of Mexican beer, those small girly limes (his words) and free straw sombreros will stop the Corona virus. Only thing that will do is reduce summer bro’ douche-baggery on mission beach boardwalk

Kurt Weise

Japan should never be allowed to host the Olympics due to their dolphin and whale slaughter.

Owen Wright's Brains

haha

?uzzled

Don’t forget tentacle porn, hot Asian women and sushi. Fuck, I’m going!

Lemon Next to the Pie

Y’all know the ‘Spanish Flu’ didn’t originate in Spain right? Turns out Ground Zero was the U.S.A.. A Kansas military base even. One guy was the first to report in crook to the doctors. Turned out he was working in the kitchen and shortly thereafter 140 odd blokes came down with something similar. Even though WWI was winding down, the US sent soldiers from that base to Europe, who passed it along like a red-headed step child. It was called “Spanish Influenza” because Spain wasn’t involved in the war and as such, wasn’t burdened with censorship of the news, thus it was the first place to report people getting sick and carking it.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

DavidC

Damien L passed away last year – very sad, he was a top bloke.

Ed

Coronavirus. Twenty-six hundred dead, seventy-nine thousand inflected.

Amazing, again , these

Party Pete

Yass go you gods thing Covid-19!

Firelipe Torpedo

Olympic surfing can pound dick in my opinion

Party Pete

Mmmm dreamy

channelbottom

(Pssst! Pete!
Which orifice do you think he’s referring to as his ‘opinion’???)

Ssshhhh!!!

Dogsnuts

Hahahahaha. And another guy in town unfortunately named Wayne Carr.

Lemon Next to the Pie

I knew a Wayne Kerr.

Chief Hot stuff

I know a Gay Queen

Lemon Next to the Pie

Didn’t know, but heard of a Fleur Stringer.

@surfads

Re: corona. I have good intel that it’s not a bad idea to start putting aside some extra supplies if you haven’t already. Deadly or not, the social response to a pandemic is the part to worry about.

longtom

I’m buying the dip.

Chief Hot stuff

Warren Buffet over here

bruddah

AAPL under $300!

Nick Carroll

Don’t rush.

Chief Hot stuff

In Newy that means buy an 8 ball of gear instead of half a g.

Nick Carroll

And not a word, not a single word, about the KSWC super-pool proposed as the centrepiece of a $200 million development in the Coachella Valley. Announced across international press today. With similarly not a single mention of the WSL. Not a word about elite training facilities or Championship Tour events or Elo or anything at all.

Seems as if Michael Schwab and the other rich guys who were backing the KS pool from the start have decided to go with the original theory behind the Pool, that it would be a kind of golf course for a certain kind of ultra-modern development.

Shroom

Get outta here ya little gremlin, I got the scoop a couple articles back

longtom

yep, back to Plan A

Chief Hot stuff

Lovely down Bilgola today.
Such a sexy beach.

Nick Carroll

It’s dangerous! You’re lucky you weren’t swept out to sea and drowned in a rip

Chief Hot stuff

Couple of white pointers too.

Nick Carroll

Also pink.

astro

Hahahar – but then there’s fuckwits like Fernando and Dirk who employ real fuckwits.
Who employ even worse fuckwits.
It’s big Shakas all round and let’s all go to the Pound Bar hosted by Laird.
It’s fucked.

Chief Hot stuff

Last fukwits shoulda been cunts
Mix it up a bit.

astro

Yessir !

Beef & Beer

Clever

channelbottom

The WSL didn’t like this BG article and has now blacked-out most of Newy.

House is out so we’ve gone out for Mexican food for dinner. Ha ha! Take THAT Elo.

Black Rubber

Not even a Dick Pound joke? I realize it’s easy, bordering on lazy, but I think it’s an obligation.

Litmus and Chill

Quoting him is a joke.

Erik Bogan

I hope it keeps going.
Air Asia just dropped $90 flights from Goldy to Asia. Keep the corona’s flowing !

Shroom

One way ticket but..

Chief Hot stuff

Sydney to Tokyo return
$700
Not muchi muchi!!

Beef & Beer

How bloody ridiculous
2600 flu deaths over a month is fuck all and quite low in comparison to any normal flu
And only hitting the old and infirm like most flu deaths every day, every week, every year
A hoax and scam to sell more medicines and pointlessly ineffective face masks etc

Shamus Beaglehole

you sure about that? mortality seems to be about 2.5% and the number of infected is rising exponentially… normal garden variety flu has a mortality rate of less than 1% . not to mention these numbers would quickly overwhelm hospital resources at least in the city I reside in.

Dogsnuts

Dick Pound haha yessss!

Shroom

I don’t have kids but isn’t this literally every expectant parents job to do to not let this ever happen?

Dogsnuts

I used to work with a guy called Wayne Kitt.

@surfads

My wife handled memberships at Art Gallery of NSW for a time and they had a patron named Merle Lester

channelbottom

He did it to himself.

Billy Hunt

I got ya CB

MaxNeoprene

Somehow we missed the joke with my friend Rich Burns. So naive. So kind we were

MaxNeoprene

For your real estate needs in SanFran: http://www.hughgroocock.com/

Instalo Feedeira

Dick Pound, resident of Cockburn WA.

channelbottom

Think of all the bullying that could have been avoided if his parents had gone metric.

Beef & Beer

Bullying ?
Probably the opposite
He would’ve always been a legend and popular with the girls surely haha

Billy Hunt

Dick Four-fifty-four?

Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Dogsnuts

Dick Ton?

Urchin Sepsis

Dick Instagram?

astro

Him sup for sure.

frank

“Longest serving member”!

Lemon Next to the Pie

Always stands up…

Dogsnuts

Oh fuck stop it hahahaha.


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