Bring the anti-depressive smell of BeachGrit into your car, office or home!
Every single time I read an interview with the World Surf League’s CEO and Lord Commander over the Wall of Positive Noise, or give one to him, I become depressed that I don’t use better words.
Words like pivot, robust (in ways unrelated to man-eating Great Whites), business, partnership, leaning heavily, markets, verticals, proliferation, Dirk Ziff, positioning, back half, solidification and synergy.
And did you catch him this morning (here)?
It’s brilliant and no wonder the World Surf League has experienced exponential growth. No wonder they’re “at an all-time high in terms of partners wanting to get involved, and increasingly looking for new ways to get involved.”
Well, while I hang my head and kick at little pebbles, Derek Rielly and our business genius James Prier are keeping their ears to the ground, fingers in air, testing the winds, sniffing and developing products in line to perceive robust expansion into the year 2037.
That’s right.
The Car Air Freshener Market.
And please don’t take my word for it. I admitted just yesterday to being a disaster at predicting anything to do with money or making money. Please. Take Instant Tech Market News‘ word as they declare “Car Air Freshener Market Perceive Robust Expansion by 2019-2037.”
The ‘Car Air Freshener Market’ research report added by Market Study Report, LLC, provides a succinct analysis on the recent market trends. In addition, the report offers a thorough abstract on the statistics, market estimates and revenue forecasts, which further highlights its position in the industry, in tandem with the growth strategies adopted by leading industry players.
The Car Air Freshener market study is a well-researched report encompassing a detailed analysis of this industry with respect to certain parameters such as the product capacity as well as the overall market remuneration. The report enumerates details about production and consumption patterns in the business as well, in addition to the current scenario of the Car Air Freshener market and the trends that will prevail in this industry.
Thems Logan words right there. Very well tuned but would you like to get in on the ground floor of this grow parakeet?
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*If you bring much cocaine and your Cryin’ Jordy car air freshener* to any professional surf contest and whisper loudly about your much cocaine.
*Cryin’ Jordy car air freshener optional.
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I suggest we sow seeds of discourse by opening a Yelp page for WSL. Then blitzkrieg that fucker with spam masubi phishing, internationally flavored “Spend your money elsewhere. It’s a crap sandwich with no bread…anywhere.” * *
Soften up their defenses.
Then bring in the big guns.
when I heard “down-carve”, I was pretty sure I knew what it meant, and that I might have done one, and actually want to try it again, but… then I second guessed myself and thought otherwise, but then later I thought about it some more and ultimately came to the conclusion yes, I think it’s a real thing!
sometimes you do it on a skateboard, when you turn super hard on your heel side…
It’s new faces to the same old question.
How can you sell surfing?
Is there a worse buzz word than ‘synergy’?
Colonoscopy
buzz-kill word!
Some of your finest work LGR!
Speaking of emerging markets Chas, you outta take this comment of LGR and mark it “Featured”.
Or market the debt owed him for this top shelf work.
O’er shooes, o’er boots. And In for a Penny, in for a Pound.
Buds & beer scented ?
Charles, Charles, Charles.
You just ain’t got no class.
Lemme show you how to do it.
See…? Baddaboom badda-BLING.
All the kids’ll be buyin’ dis with dey new contracts.
I mean, shit! Dey’re 21 and gotta big new house with dey paychecks!
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Olfactory branding… finally!
What would the smell of Beach Grit be? I’m thinking leather, gin and latex with a heady waft of seaweed.
I bet that pairs well with the subtle notes of weeks old Mc’D French Fries lost to the car seat gap.