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Vigilantly “anti-surfer” Hillary Clinton disrespects Hawaiian congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard in the lineup, catches “cracks” and gets “all buss up” as response!

Her açai bowl went flying.

But have you been following along with the “post-“political ride of onetime United States of America presidential candidate and resident of upstate New York Hillary Rodham Clinton and how she hates surfers with every ounce of her being?

Every fiber of her body?

How she actively seeks to destroy Bernie Bros while dropping in on Hawaiian congresswoman, and Ain’t That Swell guest, Tulsi Gabbard who also happens to be running for president of the United States of America?

Upstate New York, amiright?

But if you are not fully caught up let me explain.

Hillary Clinton hates surfers and, in trying to undermine, called Hawaiian surfer Tulsi Gabbard a “Russian Asset” weeks ago.

Well, shreddah Tulsi didn’t like that and tried to crack Clinton with a $50 million dollar lawsuit that might have been a $50 billion dollar lawsuit.

Many açai bowls.

Clinton dodged the first couple swings, like a real mainland chicken, her lawyers too, but as anyone who has ever messed with a Hawaiian knows, eventually got slapped and let us read about the sting then speculate.

Tulsi Gabbard (D., Hawaii) explained her decision to sue 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, saying in a statement Thursday that “Hillary Clinton and her allies want you to know that if you dare to cross them, they will destroy your reputation as well.”

Gabbard, who sued Clinton for defamation on Wednesday after the former secretary of state suggested she was a “Russian asset” in October, stated that her lawsuit was on the behalf of other “patriotic Americans.”

“If Hillary Clinton and her allies can successfully destroy my reputation — even though I’m a war veteran and a sitting member of Congress — then they can do it to anybody,” Gabbard said. “I will not allow this blatant effort to intimidate me and other patriotic Americans into silence go unchallenged.”

I feel we can accurately read “war veteran” and “patriotic American” as “surfer” which brings us around to what a surfer would do with a fresh $50 million dollars.

What would you do?

Backyard Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch?

Backyard Kelly Slater?

Presidential run?

Other?

Much to ponder.

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Wayne Lunch

I would kick off a drug empire, everyone wins.

Stu Azole

The beauty of defamation claims is that you’ve gotta prove it’s false.

PS – I hate that Beach Grit continues to tell us they like Tulsi.

Occ Topus

There will be no $50M payoff. Hilldebeast will settle on the DL, just like when she stole the Dem nomination from Bernie in 2016. If you recall, out of nowhere, Bernie “acquired” a $3M house. When Tulsi suddenly has a new beachfront home on the North Shore and this story disappears, you’ll know she’s square with the Clintons.

Numbnuts

Somebody ship hilldawg to Nazarae so there is at least 1 seppo…

mike m

For $50 million, Tulsi could buy the WSL and shift the CT competitions to the Siberian shorelines.

Chief Hot stuff

Id hire a mafia dude to put
Wakin Pheonix out of his obvious misery.

Party Pete
Chief Hot stuff

Heth thenthitive..

Party Pete

All the best and guys are, often the scariest guys too.

Chief Hot stuff

Thanxth thweety!!

ricmatic

Bit of an odd guy, You know you dont have to listen to him right? Unless Bexy wants a part on jokers 2,3 4, 5

Chief Hot stuff

I just happened to catch him on Andrew Bolts fantastic program.
The Bolt Report.

Party Pete

You’re watching that churlish man’s show! No wonder you’re so disagreeable at times.

Chief Hot stuff

I don’t agree .

Party Pete

I rest my case.

SSD

Monarch programing from his Children of God upbringing? He’s fried.

SSD

He’s woke. Wokequin. Saving the planet one awards show at a time

?uzzled

What’s with Hilary in the news lately? I though that a house landed on her and all was right with the world.

Party Pete

When her legs rolled up and the assembled masses started to sing sweet songs of her demise. That was merely the beginning of the journey.

Someone (perhaps even a band of 4) still needs to go out and end the tricky loud mouthed Wizard to stop the mindless tyranny.

Occ Topus

Not exactly. Yes, the house fell on the Wicked Witch of the East (Hillary). If you recall, however, the Wizard was not put to an end, but instead unmasked. The mindless tyranny will end -here as in OZ- when the Wicked Witch of the West (Pelosi) is eliminated by drenching her with a bucket of water.

Party Pete

Pelosi is nothing to worry about, she’s just a nice old punk Grandma who turns it on when people give her the shits.

The Wicked Witch is probably Tomi Lahren – she cast a spell to make herself look pretty – but when you hear her speak you can tell what she is.

Chas Smith

She’s the Ashton Goggans of political journalism. Ever present!

Chief Hot stuff

Butt, Obviously both are closeted Trumpy admirers

Party Pete

You are

Chief Hot stuff

Darn tootin!!!

Party Pete

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Chief Hot stuff

I’m shocked at this guy mocking the Pres!!

Party Pete

Trump appreciates your servitude https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Billy Hunt

Ain’t nothing closeted ’bout Bexies Trumpy love. Everything else in there but …

NEGATRON

As a gesture of good-will to the downtrodden and those struggling in life I would buy a McDonalds restaurant and staff it entirely with ex-sponsored Surfers.

Chief Hot stuff

I lost my virginity workin there. And no it wasn’t a dude or my mom.
Best job I ever had.
Horny teens everywhere.
A veritable buffet!!

Party Pete

100% Beef

Chief Hot stuff

Easy on the mayo!

Instalo Feedeira

Plenty of grease to lube it up.

Chief Hot stuff

Gallons of it!!

SSD

It wasn’t Captain Crook or the Hamburgler?

chercheur

Tulsi’s Hindu. You want her to sell beef? Well, OK, may a veggie burge. 😏

Stu Azole

No she’s not – she’s Russian.

channelbottom

Make Hurluley stickers.

Otto

I’m worried about you cb.
You dope sick Hurluley’ng from thr Jones’ Penis Fish. Hero in addict. Hurluley Sweats shop.

channelbottom

Sorry, old chap.
Could you translate?

I’m just bored bored bored bored BORED

Otto

Don’t be so sensitive cb. I’d only hurl personal attacks at Ben Marcus. Otherwise, just ribbing you.

channelbottom

Oh no Otto!
I wasn’t the least bit insulted!
I was merely explaining motive for being such a pest here!

SSD

Boredom is the mother of inventive comments!

Lemon Next to the Pie

I would invest carefully in non-surf related industry. And buy some decent friends.*

*Kind of like John Du Pont. It would be nice to have enough money that you were allowed to get so crazy that nobody says or does much until you shoot someone. (I just watched the Netflix special; ‘Team Foxcatcher’).

SSD

Haha! Good call. My friendship is cheap and always for sale!
I liked his cool little coke vial case. You could have some Peruvian fishscale, Bolivian booger sugar and Colombian to toot up at all times

Dogsnuts

Continue going to work and telling every rude customer to fuck off.

Chief Hot stuff

Excuse me
But do you have any Grey Poupon?

Occ Topus

Why stop there? If you’re a multimillionaire, you can tell the polite customers to fuck off, too!

Dogsnuts

Haha, this kind of made my day.

Dogsnuts

And grab ’em by the pussy.


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