Deep water drilling six hundred clicks closer to Bells than failed Equinor proposal…
Remember the mass protests by surfers over a proposal by Norwegian energy company Equinor to bite into the Great Australian Bight in the hunt for black gold?
Longtom wrote poetically of the Byron paddle-out,
Representatives of every little sub-tribe out in the hot sunshine and howling onshore wind. Gurfers, murfers with their stock-broker and hedge fund husbands, rockstars, movie stars, slightly anorexic goddesses with logs, hipsters with finless foamies, sinewy old sea dogs, spanish-speaking Euro babes, sultry tattooed Peruvian, Argentinian and Brazilian studs, ageing local shredders on nineties thrusters and their progeny, kiddies, cops, magistrates, bankers, dentists, doctors, ex-pros, “soul” pros, scumbags and every other flavour of surfer. Surf witches were there, no doubt, but likely the blue bands were left behind.
You know how it played out.
If Australians weren’t going to be nice, Equinor was out. No social license to drill etc.
But while that was going down, Texas-based ExxonMobil, was given approval to drill to a depth of 2300 metres (2500 yards) in Bass Straight, deeper even than the proposed Equinor Stromlo-1 well.
ExxonMobil is a name familiar to those who were around in 1989 when its tanker the Exxon Valdez hit a reef in Alaska and bled 37,000 metric tonnes of crude. Worst oil spill in history. Otters, the cutest animal in any ecosystem, very badly hit. Poor optics although no social media back then meant many opportunities lost.
In a piece published today in Spectator Australia, Fred Pawle writes,
The protesters’ victory is small beer in the grander scheme of things in Australia. While the protesters were preoccupied with Equinor throughout last year, ExxonMobil managed to submit an application for an even deeper offshore well, have it approved and has already started drilling. That well is about 600km closer than Equinor’s proposed well would have been to Damien Cole’s home surf break at Bells.
Smart surfers will be secretly relieved that ExxonMobil dodged the protest gauntlet and has quietly got to work. It means surfboard makers will still have the raw materials for surfboards and airlines will still be able to fly keen surfers for their annual trip to Indonesia, where the waves are even better than at Bells.
Fred also rips into the frankly infallible Nick Carroll who, he says, “falsely claimed that ‘a worst-case spill would put oil on every surfable coast of Australia south of 30 degrees S.’ ”
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Agreed that it is ultimately disabling, as are the alternatives at present. Extractive industries should have paid royalties that were kept separate for use, amongst other things, in investments in alternatives to what was extracted: but that horse has bolted.
Would you do your hobby if it were 4X more expensive (or whatever the multiplier is for the alternative you refer to – and monoculture farming to produce vegetable oils isn’t environmentally neutral). Big oil enables modern life at a cheap price.
I was hoping for something a bit better from Pawle on this one, seems like he got sucked in to playing the man, not the game on this one, isn’t the case of hypocrisy a flogged horse.
But how else is one supposed to stifle the conversation about the actual issues at hand.
That sir, is his delicious repast.
Does surfing like hard drugs effect your personality? Cause we all seem like fuckwits.
Sorry to rain on your parade mate but they already finished drilling that well (sculpin 1) about 2 months ago.
They’ve kept the results under wraps which say to me it was probably a duster (dry hole). Good news gets released fast because the stock market loves good news.
They were looking for gas to supply the east coast market. Usually deeper wells have gas because it’s out of the oil window (too much heat and pressure turns the oil into gas over Geological time).
I love the way they celebrate Anacs day.
Which is a public holiday with a march in every little city. Their government of the time distracted the population from the huge Australian military defeat and subsequent lost of life by giving them a day off and letting start drinking early. they play a coin gambling game of heads and tails that’s normally outlawed.
The Aussies lap this spin up. Tell them the king is proud of them and they will slaughter there own first born and be proud to have done it
ANZAC day
dopey
pretty much true
well derek said the norwegians are the texans of scandinavia, maybe better to get the real deal?
Yes but my milkshake brings more boys to the yard. They’re like, “It’s better than yours”.
Fred Pawle, Murdoch lackey and communications director of the Menzies Research Centre…. remember the name, remember the face and BURN AT WILL!
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One middling point. Fred’s Exxon well will be the 24th in production in the Gippsland Basin. The Equinor well would have been the first in the Bight. Stopping that has effectively stopped the whole area becoming an oil field. And Equinor at least have some accountability by virtue of being largely state-owned. Exxon are cunts. Won’t pay tax. Zero tax on $38 billion revenues. Leaves plenty for the marketing budget.
Exxon wavepool tour has nice ring to it!! Im sure the government will reap some reward from licences but usual “banana republic” moves from here!!
Shouldn’t that stat be a huuuuge deal too Sean? Don’t get me wrong, not having the bight raped was a massive win, but that momentum just seems to have gone. Tbh, your statement here about the 24th production in Gippsland is fucking scary, more scary than the map that made people paddle out en masse, but it got people out there eh? Fuck their tax dollars, it’s dirty money.
I have never seen a protest on the beaches of Gippsland about the rigs and given the right conditions you can see the lights at night from shore. It’s not scary unless you are prone to being scared about spiders and cockroaches.
I didn’t mean to seem like I was having a chop at old mate Doherty. I’m also aware we need fossil fuels. What he helped accomplish was positive and it’s hard to hate on positives. It was good to see him weigh in and I was keen to see beyond the social media, what might have been planned going ahead. Nada it seems.
So if a oil rig is 600k away from your Bight that’s ok?
Using your above argument if there was already 20 drilling rigs operating in your Bight that be cool?
For your info Sean, there have been over 500 oil wells drilled in Bass Strait since the 60s. The 23+1 number you are using is the number of platforms in Bass Strait. Each platform can have up to 60 wells drilled from it (not just one), though I expect the Bass Strait platforms are probably smaller because they are older. Let’s say 20 wells from each.
The recent well was drilled from a semi submersible rig. I think it was the Ocean Monarch. You can track this rig on one of the shipping web sites; I think it is on its way back to Singapore. Semi submersibles are not platforms, they drill the well with the blowout preventer on the sea bed. Once the well is finished they either fill it with cement and cut the wellhead off at the sea bed, or the install a christmas tree on top (like a big set of valves) and tie it in to existing pipelines.
It’s not possible to build a platform that is two kilometres in height and stick it in the sea floor (it’s just way too deep). In 2000m of water they would do a sub sea completion using remotely operated vehicles, or if it was a huge discovery the economics might allow them to build a tension leg platform, which is a massive floating facility that is tethered to the sea bed by huge cables.
I work in the industry so I know this stuff back to front. I’m not interested in getting into an argument over anything; you have the right to think what you want about the industry. But I do know an fair bit about it.
And Patagonia’s marketing budget pays for you to be apart of maintaining their brand perception so they can make a profit. And the world turns.
I fucken told ya’s when everyone was celebrating the Norway slap down.. what about the shit that’s going on already/to come. This is all part of the great social media driven outrage extravaganza’s of late. The sentiment is often correct, but is generally devoid of any real context of the wider problem. Ultimately, good people with the best of intentions look like straight up fuckwits.
I thought this was meant to be anti-depressive.
This really must be said. For a site that touts itself as “anti-depressive”, most of the latest BG articles are fucking depressing!
I’m on Kauai now. CoronaTireUs and Exxon oil wells aiming for the Earth’s core are miles away. Fuck it all, imma going surfing!
Driving is fun!
The natural resources of this planet does not longer belong to the people….
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What in the world is that skin colored thing that he is sucking on? Got some girth to it too. He must be a size queen otter.
Fishus dickus.
If the protesters are so passionate about their cause, how can this get through without a single one of them picking up on it? Forgot to link it to the insta/facie account so people could like/sad face emoji it?
Too busy celebrating their Norwegian victory?
They must be pretty fucking ashamed of themselves letting this slip in the backdoor based on how intensely they were protesting against Equinor.
Maybe Cole and his chums have shares in Exxon and just didn’t want the Norwegian competition…
Nick Carroll is “The Sun” of surf journalism, or whatever you want to call it.
This is exactly why I love Australian surfers.
Just as I start to think Americans are dumb cunts I’m reminded Australians are the dumbest cunts in the world!
Hey if it wasn’t for us youd be speaking Japanese right now, or German, one of the two.
Aussies are not the brightest but nothing comes close to yanks… Even if they are mildly intelligent…they lack greatly in culture, basic geography and common sense.
yeah, America is not known for its contribution to music and film or any of the arts.
My dad’s
betterworse than your dad.I have more toilet paper than you. Nah nah
Well I’m usually constipated so I don’t actually need much TP. So there!
So your really full of shit 😆
You need to get on the Oatbran sponsorship deal.
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