Watch: World Surf League reaches rare peak hypocrisy in celebrating dangerous wipeout while encouraging safe social distancing!

"Please consult your local COVID-19 rules and regulations in regards to surfing."

Oh my goodness. And oh my very goodness the World Surf League, under the soft hand of relatively new Chief Executive Officer Erik Logan, has reached the oft attempted but rarely achieved peak hypocrisy of this modern age.

An ultimate win-win but shall we, as students of the game, celebrate ourselves?

Laud appropriately?

It would be historically rude not to and let us travel directly to Instagram where the World Surf League lays its scene.

For it is there that Koa Rothman, son of Eddie, brother of Makua turned and went on a decidedly dangerous bomb.

The results were epically watchable yet potentially devastating.

Thankfully, the WSL chased a bold punch with a spineless warning.

Please consult your local COVID-19 rules and regulations in regards to surfing. At the moment, surfing is still permitted on Oahu.

Mmmmmm.

Yes?

Please consult rules etc.?

Damned Vichy collaborators.

Jackboot apologists.

World Surf League.

But now that the World Surf League is an officially fabulous surf blog the game is, also, officially on.

I will see your head on a spike at the end of this, Erik Logan, and won’t pull the “Please consult…” punch.

More as the story develops.

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Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

They cldnt impeach him so they broke all their toys
I mean our toys
Leftist plot
Now their even for the right wing 911 false flag shenanigans

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

For a guy that thunps his chest calling himself Gorilla, you sure come across meek as fuck.

Ed
Ed
6 years ago

Clam down. The wipeout is from last year (b.c. =before coronaviris)

It’s just zoff desperate for attention

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

Only since I got into baking bread and for the life of me I cannot buy yeast in the shops these days.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago

Not so fast, VONR. I already do all of those things myself, and i’m not an immigrant. So, you’re either wrong, or I’M entitled to $$$ from the Guv too!

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

That’s not the half of it.
Newsome just inked a $Billion dollar deal with BYD, a blacklisted Chinese shit electric vehicle manufacturer. They have a facility.in Lancaster with 1,000 employees but instead all mask manufacturing will be done in China. Fucking liberals. Fuck you all. You piece of shit ChiCom fucking sellouts should fucking off yourselves!!

https://www.redstate.com/je…

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

I’m offended Otto. Thought we had a discourse.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

I thought no one was allowed to get offended here. Or does that just apply to conservatives?

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Not by me sir. Been nothing but respectful and hopefully somewhat humorous.

Otto
Otto
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

You’re right. I owe you an apology. I apologize ricmatic.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Classy. Accepted. Let’s continue the discussion!

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

My sister in law is a surgery nurse in UK
She’s done nothing for 6 weeks
Now she’s helping in ICU
It’s all normal diseasez in there
She was a real believer but now realized it’s all a beat up.
Bigger hoax then 911
Youll see

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

Perhaps

Yesterday's hero
Yesterday's hero
6 years ago
Reply to  Otto

You need an outlet for all that aggression sweetheart….

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Snowbored
Snowbored
6 years ago

Koa, is gnarly. Charges hard, and is a good looking kid with lots of game.

Should probably get tested..

For Chlamydia.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago

Not so fast, LGR. Send those hard-working immigrants over here to Califailia. Governor Newslum is planning to give illegal immigrants money (courtesy of taxpayers, of course), haven’t you heard? They can socially distance like the rest of us, be safe from CV19, and lefties can continue to find new unoriginal reasons to hurl insults at the President.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Thanks bro
Brissa is larfin!!

Otto
Otto
6 years ago

Stew dents in WSL’s game Chas. Stew dents like an executive chef.

Kook Kahanamoku
Kook Kahanamoku
6 years ago

I’m glad the WSL used the shocked emoji, otherwise I wouldn’t know how I’m supposed to feel about a guy getting split in half at pipe.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

What an outrage! That wipeout could’ve tied up the entire emergency responders and healthcare system in Hawaii! 100s of thousands of Novel Coronavirified people could have potentially been sacrificed

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago

BG is a sheep and always falls for the fake news WSL is feeding him. Aka no publicity is bad publicity- just Chas feeding us more updates on whats new with WSL.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Sheep is the plural. Shoop is singular.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Can’t you post the vid?
Instagram is for losers.

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Upvote.
Not many people know that.

Z Knows
Z Knows
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Stop gaslighting him – and he’s wrong

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Z Knows

Z doesn’t know?

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Maybe she misspelt B Knowles

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

Salt n Pep ain’t respected like they used to be.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

They need to push it reeeeeal good

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  SSD

Workin’ up a sweat!

J H
J H
6 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Thanks for remembering our dear friends Salt ‘n Peppa.

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
6 years ago

elo is the jerry krause of surfing

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Who’s elo’s Michael Jordan?


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