"We had one shot and we missed it…"
Heard the story of an Irish scientist who, in 1985, invented a “motion-sensitive” game so good it threatened to knock the gaming world off its axis?
It’s a good one.
Along with an astrophysicist who would later work with Russian and American space agencies on international space missions to Mars, Venus and Moon, and another fellow academic, Dr Norman McMillan “wanted to conquer the sporting world with the help of his complex algorithms.”
All three developers threw twenty thousand quid apiece into building Surf Champ, the 2020 equivalent of almost quarter of a million pounds.
They wanted a joint project that would allow them to pursue their individual interests, but could be commercially viable too. The UK’s burgeoning home computer gaming market seemed ideal, but what should be the first subject?
“I was a surfer,” explains Dr McMillan. “So, I knew about surfing and as a physicist I said I could do a computer game with a proper mathematical algorithm so it would be accurate, which of course it was.
“That was how Surf Champ started out, then John came up with the idea of the surfboard overlay for the keyboard. Susan’s speciality was ultra-fast programming for the latest space technology of the time, which would help make it all work.
The set-up is wild for 1985.
A little plastic surfboard sits on the keyboard and the movement of your fingers hits the various buttons and shifts the surfer around on the screen.

Let’s read a little more.
In autumn 1985, McMillan and his son Doug headed for Rossnowlagh beach in Ireland for the European Surfing Championships, and had a huge slice of luck.
“There was not a wave in sight,” remembers McMillan. “It was perfect for us because the surfers had nothing to do. They played the game non-stop instead, and all of them said it was absolutely accurate.”

Among them was Jed Stone, then the reigning English surfing champion, who would soon collect another title – at the inaugural World Computer Surfing Championship.
“They set up some computers and showed us how to play,” recalls Stone. “Your fingers are on the board so you are actually riding the wave in that way. I know it is not your feet, but your mind is thinking the same way it would be if you were standing up – so, in that respect, it was accurate, yes. The graphics look simple now, of course, but at the time there was nothing else like it, so it was a case of ‘wow, look at this’.

And then, of course, disaster.
Money lost, hearts broken etc.
“We had one shot, and we missed it,” says Dr McMillan.
I read the BBC article. Was good.
A conspicuous absence of the “More as the story Develops” theme on this article.
Good job keeping us entertained in the banal BG, cant be easy in these shit times..
And Chas is sailing for three days. Got Wade Goodall tomoz for Dirty Water, maybe Mason, again, for Saturday.
Please no more Mason
It’s not very entertaining at all…
unadulterated joy.. sneaks back to the theme at 1.56, just for a bit.. jeez
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Says you, fuck off.
Yes, says me and a lot of others as well (or he’d have a bigger viewership), so you can go and fuck off at least two or three times as much as you intended me to.
Possibly even 6 or 7 times as much…
Reading through some old articles.
This comment just made me laugh out loud, B&B.
Those were, surely, some tough times, back then and You’ll were definitely over Chas.
Did you get Waed on a good one?
Fuck that Chas guy real good. Sailing with his mid length.
The streaky bit of pelican shit just stands on his mid length and holds his towel out.
Fuck Derek, that’s 6 “articles” in a row, give Chuck or Jenny the mic!
I’m trying, goddammit! Jen, something in the works, Surfads, family matters, Longtom, computer dead and has to cross border to buy new machine, Nick, maybe a review on the gigantic surfboard he used to ride this week’s mighty swell.
Jeez you’re a good sport. Can’t you send LT an ipad, he must have a hundred stories from the swell that need telling.
In all of New South Wales…there is not 1 dam computer you can buy? This really is the apocalypse
Derek’s brilliant but quantity is not his thing, bless him.
LT hopefully on the Canberra Board Riders Club by now..
A good ole fashion border run!
Dez, the Captain of this ship, steering us to a true and safe course to surf enlightenment.
The market is poised for a good surfing game. Has the Prez of content and media considered this option? The wave graphic dynamics are already developed, think GTA from like 10 years ago, the waves in that game made me think it was totally doable.
Copy skate model (best “board sports” game hands down) with the thumbsticks for back and front foot, WSL branding, bam. Surfing hits the mainstream. If elo steals this and I’m not consulted I’ll be hiring a legal team.
Just make sure you use that video of the previous story…kook getting smashed jumping off rocks, as some inspiration. A Frogger type set up where you got to perform a rock jump would be sick
I will take a small designers fee
Sharks circling waiting out the back if anyone actually survives the leap and gets out.
Meth dealers waiting onshore if they survive the horrors of the ocean
Realism is needed in surfing. Too much lady boy stuff these days.
And instead of rock jumping…you could attempt to get your way across the sand, trying to avoid treading on syringes.
Ahhh, precious memories of a childhood surfing Umina beach come flooding back!
Level up for convincing ya mates sister for a billy and a finger blast in the dunes
This game is really taking shape now
And what about a Beachgrit covid bonus round…we get to be a policeman and score points for clubbing Chas like a baby seal
Finger blast in the dunes is always appreciated. That sounds like a good day.
True dat
Started laughing at ‘1985 Euro surf champs in Ireland’, got to the end and then knew that yes that was the punchline and I wasn’t a premature laugher after all…
congrats derek, two of the funniest beachgrit posts ive ever seen back to back
If a truly great surfing game was released I’d start smashing cones again.
Hey there’s nothing wrong with a few anyway…
If I ripped a bong I’d have to take a week off work these days.
I thought ripping b loads was a b grit commenter prerequisite.
Well at least not active but past experience is required.
No.
I prescribe a 5 day retreat to Wiggs’ shed to overcome those weak thoughts..
Going green at the very thought.
Just going to drop this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_2...
Mason ho drops another edit!!
It’d be great if he dropped a heavy weight (maybe one of Nathan’s) on his foot so we wouldn’t have to be exposed to his video releases for many months, if not years, or perhaps ever…
I recall it back in the day and thinking it was shit then too…
it was impossible to get a 10.0 on this game. i played forever, doing airs, barrels, turns, and always got a 9.9, but never a 10
So sick. I was more of a T&C/Thrilla Gorilla guy myself.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
That’s a blast from the past. I was just a little kid fuckin around with this game on the C64. Haven’t thought about it in over 35 years. Mad.
Got any more inspiring stories of losers!?
How about a Sally fitz/taj double up?
Does Derek have your email?
I believe he emailed me once about a year ago,
Get lost seemed to be the message.
It was probly meant for Astro so I brushed it off.
Did I win something?
I’ve never sent a message even close to be considered rude, not even when my boss sucked the life out of my (then) girl’s tits in the dunnies at a twenty-four hour leagues club in South Tweed Heads.
Still hurting bro?
Mmm, that wood suck.
Seagulls is rough as guts.
Welcome to Surfing Champ – hit the waves dude – rock off to start your surfing ride – hit the space bar repeatedly then enter to jump – oh no wipe out you die – dudududududuurrrrr – try again – spacebar spacebar spacebark spacebar enter – dududududuuuuurrrr – game over, man – dudududududuuuuurrrr