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The fantastic story of man who plunged life-savings into a groundbreaking “motion-sensitive” surf game; the pre-sales for 200,000 units that promised to net millions and the bankruptcy and heartbreak that followed!

"We had one shot and we missed it…"

Heard the story of an Irish scientist who, in 1985, invented a “motion-sensitive” game so good it threatened to knock the gaming world off its axis?

It’s a good one.

Along with an astrophysicist who would later work with Russian and American space agencies on international space missions to Mars, Venus and Moon, and another fellow academic, Dr Norman McMillan “wanted to conquer the sporting world with the help of his complex algorithms.”

All three developers threw twenty thousand quid apiece into building Surf Champ, the 2020 equivalent of almost quarter of a million pounds.

As reported by BBC Sport,

They wanted a joint project that would allow them to pursue their individual interests, but could be commercially viable too. The UK’s burgeoning home computer gaming market seemed ideal, but what should be the first subject?

“I was a surfer,” explains Dr McMillan. “So, I knew about surfing and as a physicist I said I could do a computer game with a proper mathematical algorithm so it would be accurate, which of course it was.

“That was how Surf Champ started out, then John came up with the idea of the surfboard overlay for the keyboard. Susan’s speciality was ultra-fast programming for the latest space technology of the time, which would help make it all work.

The set-up is wild for 1985.

A little plastic surfboard sits on the keyboard and the movement of your fingers hits the various buttons and shifts the surfer around on the screen. 

Let’s read a little more.  

In autumn 1985, McMillan and his son Doug headed for Rossnowlagh beach in Ireland for the European Surfing Championships, and had a huge slice of luck.

“There was not a wave in sight,” remembers McMillan. “It was perfect for us because the surfers had nothing to do. They played the game non-stop instead, and all of them said it was absolutely accurate.”

Among them was Jed Stone, then the reigning English surfing champion, who would soon collect another title – at the inaugural World Computer Surfing Championship.

“They set up some computers and showed us how to play,” recalls Stone. “Your fingers are on the board so you are actually riding the wave in that way. I know it is not your feet, but your mind is thinking the same way it would be if you were standing up – so, in that respect, it was accurate, yes. The graphics look simple now, of course, but at the time there was nothing else like it, so it was a case of ‘wow, look at this’.

And then, of course, disaster.

Money lost, hearts broken etc.

“We had one shot, and we missed it,” says Dr McMillan.

Read here. 

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Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

I read the BBC article. Was good.

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

A conspicuous absence of the “More as the story Develops” theme on this article.
Good job keeping us entertained in the banal BG, cant be easy in these shit times..

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

And Chas is sailing for three days. Got Wade Goodall tomoz for Dirty Water, maybe Mason, again, for Saturday.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Please no more Mason
It’s not very entertaining at all…

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

unadulterated joy.. sneaks back to the theme at 1.56, just for a bit.. jeez

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Says you, fuck off.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

Yes, says me and a lot of others as well (or he’d have a bigger viewership), so you can go and fuck off at least two or three times as much as you intended me to.
Possibly even 6 or 7 times as much…

Barnycle
Barnycle
4 months ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Reading through some old articles.

This comment just made me laugh out loud, B&B.

Those were, surely, some tough times, back then and You’ll were definitely over Chas.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

Did you get Waed on a good one?

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Fuck that Chas guy real good. Sailing with his mid length.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

The streaky bit of pelican shit just stands on his mid length and holds his towel out.

Twinnie
Twinnie
6 years ago

Fuck Derek, that’s 6 “articles” in a row, give Chuck or Jenny the mic!

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago
Reply to  Twinnie

I’m trying, goddammit! Jen, something in the works, Surfads, family matters, Longtom, computer dead and has to cross border to buy new machine, Nick, maybe a review on the gigantic surfboard he used to ride this week’s mighty swell.

Twinnie
Twinnie
6 years ago

Jeez you’re a good sport. Can’t you send LT an ipad, he must have a hundred stories from the swell that need telling.

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

In all of New South Wales…there is not 1 dam computer you can buy? This really is the apocalypse

ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

Derek’s brilliant but quantity is not his thing, bless him.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago

LT hopefully on the Canberra Board Riders Club by now..

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

A good ole fashion border run!

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago

Dez, the Captain of this ship, steering us to a true and safe course to surf enlightenment.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
6 years ago

The market is poised for a good surfing game. Has the Prez of content and media considered this option? The wave graphic dynamics are already developed, think GTA from like 10 years ago, the waves in that game made me think it was totally doable.
Copy skate model (best “board sports” game hands down) with the thumbsticks for back and front foot, WSL branding, bam. Surfing hits the mainstream. If elo steals this and I’m not consulted I’ll be hiring a legal team.

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago

Just make sure you use that video of the previous story…kook getting smashed jumping off rocks, as some inspiration. A Frogger type set up where you got to perform a rock jump would be sick
I will take a small designers fee

astro
astro
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

Sharks circling waiting out the back if anyone actually survives the leap and gets out.
Meth dealers waiting onshore if they survive the horrors of the ocean
Realism is needed in surfing. Too much lady boy stuff these days.

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

And instead of rock jumping…you could attempt to get your way across the sand, trying to avoid treading on syringes.
Ahhh, precious memories of a childhood surfing Umina beach come flooding back!

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago
Reply to  Uneducated

Level up for convincing ya mates sister for a billy and a finger blast in the dunes

Uneducated
Uneducated
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

This game is really taking shape now
And what about a Beachgrit covid bonus round…we get to be a policeman and score points for clubbing Chas like a baby seal

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

Finger blast in the dunes is always appreciated. That sounds like a good day.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
6 years ago
Reply to  astro

True dat

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Started laughing at ‘1985 Euro surf champs in Ireland’, got to the end and then knew that yes that was the punchline and I wasn’t a premature laugher after all…

Lance Boardryder
Lance Boardryder
6 years ago

congrats derek, two of the funniest beachgrit posts ive ever seen back to back

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

If a truly great surfing game was released I’d start smashing cones again.

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

Hey there’s nothing wrong with a few anyway…

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

If I ripped a bong I’d have to take a week off work these days.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes
Gwen Walz’s Eyes
6 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

I thought ripping b loads was a b grit commenter prerequisite.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago

Well at least not active but past experience is required.

Shroom
Shroom
6 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

No.
I prescribe a 5 day retreat to Wiggs’ shed to overcome those weak thoughts..

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
6 years ago
Reply to  Shroom

Going green at the very thought.

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
6 years ago

Just going to drop this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_2...

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Mason ho drops another edit!!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

It’d be great if he dropped a heavy weight (maybe one of Nathan’s) on his foot so we wouldn’t have to be exposed to his video releases for many months, if not years, or perhaps ever…

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

I recall it back in the day and thinking it was shit then too…

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
6 years ago

it was impossible to get a 10.0 on this game. i played forever, doing airs, barrels, turns, and always got a 9.9, but never a 10

Wilbur
Wilbur
6 years ago

So sick. I was more of a T&C/Thrilla Gorilla guy myself.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Barnycle
Barnycle
4 months ago

That’s a blast from the past. I was just a little kid fuckin around with this game on the C64. Haven’t thought about it in over 35 years. Mad.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Got any more inspiring stories of losers!?
How about a Sally fitz/taj double up?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
6 years ago

Does Derek have your email?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I believe he emailed me once about a year ago,
Get lost seemed to be the message.
It was probly meant for Astro so I brushed it off.
Did I win something?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
6 years ago

I’ve never sent a message even close to be considered rude, not even when my boss sucked the life out of my (then) girl’s tits in the dunnies at a twenty-four hour leagues club in South Tweed Heads.

Twinnie
Twinnie
6 years ago

Still hurting bro?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

Mmm, that wood suck.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
6 years ago

Seagulls is rough as guts.

Party Pete
Party Pete
6 years ago

Welcome to Surfing Champ – hit the waves dude – rock off to start your surfing ride – hit the space bar repeatedly then enter to jump – oh no wipe out you die – dudududududuurrrrr – try again – spacebar spacebar spacebark spacebar enter – dududududuuuuurrrr – game over, man – dudududududuuuuurrrr


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