Extremely worrisome.
And finally, finally, after many months of being forced to shelter-in-place due a Chinese-concocted bat-based pandemic, governors and mayors across these great United States are loosening restrictions, and releasing Coronavirus prisoners.
Free at last, free at last.
Floridians, of course, are making their way back to the beaches, paler and fatter, but also happy to feel that sun, taste the brine of that salt water.
Don’t be fooled for one second, though, in thinking “man-eating” sharks are not enterprising, savvy, intelligent beasts.
A species is not designated “apex predator” by being second best.
So let us travel to Navarre Beach, near Pensacola, across the sound from Walmart, for that is where a much-too-large bull shark decided to lay siege and feast upon unprepared, less-than-fit, ecstatic-just-to-be-outdoors revelers but we must go to Fox News for the entire fair and balanced story.
A group of three anglers managed to catch a bull shark while fishing off Navarre Beach on Sunday — the first weekend the beaches were opened since being closed due to the coronavirus pandemic.
The giant shark was towed to the shore, where the men posed with it for videos and photos.
According to Shelley Goudy of Fort Walton, who took the video of the proud fishermen, the group caught the shark by “kayaking their line out around 200 yards,” she told WKRG.
Goudy estimated the bull shark to be around six feet long.
Though the men were excited and asked to pose with the shark, they followed protocols and cut the shark loose. Bull sharks measuring over 54 inches are not considered harvestable under Florida Fish and Wildlife laws.
Wait? The bull shark was cut loose?
Still out there planning revenge?
Oh hell.
But how many Floridians could a six-foot bull shark fit in its mouth at one time?
Three?
One and a half if two had been to the local Krystals beforehand?
Much to ponder.
Extremely worrisome.
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Posing. That’s when to strike bull shark.
The Wuhan flu lockdown is a major hoax
Some very powerful people have been planning it for years to keep everyone at home so they can have a pre-arranged meeting with alien spacecraft.
It’s been an ongoing alien war/peace conference that was meant to be decided on 4/20/2020 that JFK told MM about and got them both killed…
Pretending there’s a virus to keep everyone quiet whilst blaming all natural deaths on it was their most effective way of keeping the worlds population out of the way while negotiations went on……
Doubt this at to your peril, it’s gonna be like ‘War Of The Worlds’ if they get this operation wrong, hence, govts are giving away billions of dollars they don’t have to appease the populace in the short term in case it doesn’t work in humanities favour………
Great job Salty Crew!
Classic! The official clothes of fuckbois everywhere!
Slay the waves, slay the fish. Sell some shit. Bling bling!
Or Mad Huey’s. Same garbage
If you rearrange the letters of “Mad Hueys” you can spell “Shady Emu”.
Why doesn’t Affliction have a fishing team?
They do…it’s just super underground.
God I hate Bull Sharks. Cuntliest fish of em all.
Can’t help thinking the crusade to rid the world of VALs would have been helped immeasurably by sharky taking a few bites of the fishermen when it had the chance.
I’m going to regret writing this… perhaps sharks are actually really nice friendly creatures?…
Tough to figure out what seals the deal. Their efforts testing the Wozzle’s resolve at Margaret’s River should be applauded. Do we not test the Wozzle’s resolve?
Clearly the Wozzle cares little for us. Perhaps sharks are on our side… scaring VALs and Professional Surfers in equal measure.
I have a hard time believing the Wozzle even cares about themself. The WSL does many things poorly. If only they focused their efforts on doing just a few things, doing those few things better than anyone else could. Sharks do few things, doing those few things better than anyone else could. I think sharks are on our side in that respect, an inner drive to see better results from few actions rather than poor results from many actions.
Specialising is underrated.
The regret will be actualised when the save the sharks crew revisit.
Oh gawd I knew I would regret those words, clearly my comment was meant to be a private musing for BG user consumption. Not to be used against us at a later date by that save the sharks crew.
On up side if we all train like this – we will be sweet
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That dude was wearing a belt but lacked that special cutoff jeans look that is Florida panhandle fashion.
Really the biggest worry is generally a lockdown would have caused a massive loss of reflex, overall muscle speed, and general apathy in water, not to mention maybe a pasty glow white colour to shimmer in the water!!.
Would hasten to say the increased fat layer will make us very appetising indeed – wont be a bite and release, but full blown devour!!
My prediction from now to end year 10 fold increase in attacks!!