Republican (right) pictured with Katharine.
Republican (right) pictured with Katharine.

Mature female Great White Shark resurfaces after nearly two year absence, makes beeline for Virginia, worrying researchers: “She prefers blue meat over red…”

Be alert.

You could have easily missed the news, yesterday, that Joseph R. Biden Jr. has been projected the winner of the 2020 United States of America Presidential election, as the story about Kelly Slater not following his longtime girlfriend on Instagram dominated most headlines, but it is true and now over.

Not officially, of course. Donald J. Trump Sr. has not conceded and has vowed to fight to the bitter end but he doesn’t have a chance and Democrats threw open their doors, nationwide, and partied on the streets, worrying Great White Shark researchers.

For yesterday, maybe not coincidentally, the Great White Shark Katharine resurfaced after a nearly two year absence.

Named after Katharine Lee Bates, the 19th century songwriter who penned America the Beautiful, the mature female measuring 14+ feet pinged off the coast of Virginia and was making a beeline for the state’s coast.

First tagged off Cape Cod in 2013, Katharine had become a very popular shark, amassing a 63,000 strong following on Twitter. Researchers followed her various paths and marveled that she had never eaten a person with some hypothesizing that she did not enjoy the taste of red, or Republican, meat.

“Have you ever seen Ian Cairns?” one, who wished to remain anonymous, asked. “Would you eat him?”

In yesterday’s tweet she declared, “Miss me?” So everyone knows YES I was wearing a mask when I came up.”

The mask-wearing confirmed that she is, indeed, attempting to appeal to the left, continuing to worry researchers as Virginia went to Biden by a wide margin.

The soft, supple, easily digestible flesh of blue, or Democrat, meat would certainly prove intoxicating to a mature female like Katharine.

East coasters, please stay alert and stay safe.

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Waterproof Polo

I don’t doubt. I almost got one before crumbling to the iPressure. From what I could tell, just as good a phone snd fraction of the price. Was just making a cheap CCP joke.

Otto

A background check occurs with every gun sale at licensed stores. Background checks are not necessary at gun conventions where private sales are legally conducted.
I don’t have a problem with private gun sales with no background checks cause those sales are far fewer than licensed gun dealer sales. What does concern me are first time buyers who are not required to go through a gun safety class. That’s concerning.

Otto

According to Joe Biden,…Joe Biden.

Otto

Now there is evidence showing Twitter interference with election compromised election integrity. A new poll by Media Research Center and conducted by McLaughlin & Associates show just how much Twitter’s censoring of NY Post article affected voter knowledge.
The poll found that 36 percent of people who voted for Biden were not aware of his connection to a Chinese company with connections to the Chinese Communist Party through his son Hunter or that Joe Biden may have financially benefitted.

Would it have made a difference? Oh, yeah. Thirteen percent of those folks, or 4.6% of Biden’s total voters say that if they had known, they wouldn’t have voted for him.

Otto

He wouldn’t be deemed ineligible. I think if legal challenges are unsuccessful and Biden is elected, and subsequently caught standing under gloomy skies filled with scandal and lawlessness, he would likely have to be removed by impeachment.

Otto

Dominion Vote System, the computer program at the heart of controversy right, used in 28 States has longtime Pelosi Chief Of Staff Nadeam Elshami as their head lobbyist, and Diane Feinstein’s husband as a 60% stakeholder. These legal challenges are getting more interesting by the day.

Otto

Probably give our names to Google, who will spam us to death.

Otto

Hunter is still under an active investigation for money laundering. That should not go away. Nor should the laptop, but that laptop has been in FBI hands since 2019. The fact that knowledge of it is out in the open should put pressure on the FBI to be transparent with the results of the investigation. The thing with a money laundering investigation is how that money trail is actively followed. That’s the whole point right? If that leads to Joe in any way, shape or form he’s got problems. But a better question is whether the Dems would care. Don’t they want Harris at the helm anyways?

Otto

The guy was not full of shit. He was challenging Biden’s prior comments about gun confiscation. The thing is, there is no such thing as an “assault rifle”. You do not walk into a gun shop an ask the clerk what “assault rifles” they have in stock. It’s a semi-automatic rifle. Biden barked at the guy about high capacity mags and what do you need those for. That’s an erosion of the 2nd Amendment. More people die each year from gun shots using handguns than semi-automatic rfiles. But, it’s too far to go to demand handgun confiscation. So for now they go after semi-automatic rfiles, but you can bet the end goal is gun confiscation period. Democrats look the US Constitution as an impediment to their control and authority, not as a founding document to be honored and respected.

Otto

The process should be allowed to play out. The President has every right to legally challenge where he sees fit, and to demand a manual recount where the % difference warrants it. To me, the integrity of elections is super important, and if the results had been showing Trump victorious by slim margins, you can bet Biden’s 700 lawyers would be filing legal challenges. Because it’s Trump, the media acts as if he should not be afforded that right. That’s reckless. If the result of legal challenges and recounts still favor Biden, then I’m satisfied with the fairness of the process and am okay with accepting the results.

Otto

No. Before, the people counting the votes didn’t know who voted for who. Now, with mail in ballots, names must be matched to voter rolls to validate. In many of these battleground States, the Democrat Secretary of State will now have lists of names that voted for Trump. Absentee ballots were specifically requested for, so people were okay with it there. But with mail in ballots it’s a whole different animal.

diamond chief

“remain anonymous” musta heard the first couple of minutes of the DW interview….bland obviousness, not tasty.

Waterproof Polo

Honest Donny’s new theme song…

James Bickerton

And favorite film Michael Ende’s “ The Never Ending Story “

channelbottom

Lyrical.

ricmatic

really?

sorry for stealin your name “really?”

Chief Hot stuff

Ha!!
Every fuken day
What a bunch of selfish cunts

Dead Beat

Maybe blue meat doesn’t taste as bitter as red meat

ricmatic

Is that dude about to cobra kai Katherine?

ValiantScorn

Sweep the “fin”!

Otto

In Wisconsin, while a recount may not provide much of a swing of votes in favor of Trump, actions taken by a state election commission contrary to Constitution vesting exclusive power in state legislature can swing tens of thousands of votes.Records reviewed by Just the News show that an executive branch agency called the Wisconsin Election Commission:

• permitted local county election clerks to cure spoiled ballots by filling in missing addresses for witnesses even though state law invalidates any ballot without a witness address.
• exempted as many as 200,000 citizens from voter ID rules by allowing them to claim the COVID-19 pandemic caused them to be “indefinitely confined.”
• failed to purge 130,000 names from outdated voter rolls as required by law.

f u

Watching you two go through the denial phase is very enjoyable.

Chief Hot stuff

Watching the senate block sex change ops for 15 year olds will be a blessing.

Waterproof Polo

Fuck for real? So the Simpsons predicted this one too. When Sideshow Bob ran for mayor had dead people voting for him did he not?

Otto

For reals. The failure to purge outdated voter registration rolls is one of the main reasons why vote by mail is susceptible to fraud. Millions of ballots mailed out without knowing if the recipient wanted it, got it or was entitled to it. Once Dems pushed for mail in ballots, many lawsuits were filed to force States to update their voter lists. In Michigan, there are instances of people voting this election cycle who are 120+ years old and died many decades ago. Hell, even Joe Frazier voted and he’s been dead since when, 1994? It’s important that Trump fight this, if for no other reason than preserving the integrity of elections. When you lose that, society devovles rather quickly and unrest will become the norm.

Otto

This election cycle we lost anonymity. The vote has been anonymous since 1888. This year by virtue of mail in ballot, there is a name attached to every vote. Now, instead of just registered rep/dem/independent registration lists, there will be lists of who voted for what. That’s dangerous and can lead to real voter suppression and intimidation. For over 130+ years, when the voter was in that booth, it was their moment and their moment alone to cast how they felt without fear of retribution because it was anonymous. With a name required to be attached to the vote because of mail in ballots that anonymity is gone, forever.

Waterproof Polo

Sounds a bit sketch.
Smoking’ Joe! The ultimate don’t call it a comeback moment.

Otto

The Stilla Votin Thrilla

Waterproof Polo

“Democrats threw open their doors, nationwide, and partied on the streets, worrying Great White Shark researchers”
Chas.. this is an excellent link between the political melee and the GW pandemic we are currently experiencing. Sharklit to the extreeeeeeme!!

Chief Hot stuff

I liked the masks around the necks cause we all know it gets in thru the neck
Bunch of necks

James Bickerton

Sadly this does not hold true for Red Necks …..ain’t nothin’ get through to those good old boys .


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