"A gaping hole near the limb’s brachial artery, the arm’s flexor muscle exposed."
Here’s a little reminder of what can happen when you’re wrangling twelve-to-fifteen foot waves at a wild offshore reef.
Russell Bierke, twenty-three, is the diminutive and deceptively fragile looking son of noted Californian-born shaper Kirk Bierke whose boards are sold under the label KB Surf and made in Ulladulla, three hours south of Sydney.
On Thursday, Jan 21, much of Australia’s east coast was raked by a powerful south swell, igniting a bonfire in the loins of Russ who planned on cavorting at a reef nearish to home.
This is his second wave, paddled into on his seven-eight at seven-thirty am. Russ swung for a double-up, hit a little backwash from the previous wave and, as Russ explains, “bodysurfed straight onto the bottom on my elbows with arms out in front of me.”
Russ, wearing an impact suit, figured it wasn’t too bad. He’d been dragged along the bottom before, which is mostly barnacles and cungeboi, and figured he’d have a little reef rash.
Then he saw the blood pouring out of his wetsuit.
“I pulled it off and got a shock,” he says.
A gaping hole near the limb’s brachial artery, the arm’s flexor muscle exposed.
Russ is a practical sorta cat and had a stretch tourniquet handy.
Immediately, Russ was thinking about nerve damage or muscle that could keep him out of the big-wave game for months.
In the clip, here, we see the moment, upon his return to shore, where he examines the wound with his friend Sean Mawson and filmer Andrew Kaineder.
At a nearby hospital, Russ was relieved to learn he’d avoided nerve or muscle damage and, after eleven stitches and a couple of weeks kept dry, he’d be back in the ocean.
Still, ask him what he hit and he still doesn’t know, definitely wasn’t a fin, he says, and theorises that it might’ve been a pressure split, where the skin splits upon impact.
Russ is no stranger to injury, of course.
He is one surfer who is prepared to pay, what Hawaiians call, “the ultimate price.”
In 2017, he was “blue as a Smurf” and “on all fours spewing” after a wipeout in fifteen waves in Victoria, an injury that put him in intensive care.

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What’s the ‘ultimate price’?
Dolla fiddy?
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I got him covered
Fin chop 8 foot day north Coast NSW
Horrible paddle in…trying to hold it together with one hand while paddling with the other
Uuurrrgghhh
Upper calf ?
Gnar scar ?
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Did anyone see Paul Morgan’s wave from this sesh? Farrrrrrk. Such a nasty wave that joint.
Does anybody surf Black Rock anymore.
What rock?
Fraggle Rock
It’s the Frazzle Drips that get you.
Is that like ‘Facetime’?
Slightly worserer.
That’s so gnarly. How quick does Russ shoot for the car after seeing the gash!
Fuck, I would, too !
A&E and no fucking around !
‘Wipeout in fifteen waves’ – not sure I’ve seen that one before
Fucken hell, Russ just fork out the $80 for a flesh light and leave your arm alone.
I think covid helped the shut the ozone hole. Chinese factories not spewing as much. Good for the albino aussies
Yes, one must wonder how a man with a Glad Wrap-like complexion survives the unrelenting wrath of the Australian sun. There are so many totally baked cunts living in to their 80’s. It’s a bit of a lottery the old skin cancer conundrum.
Googled it, not what I thought.
Glad wrap? I think American’s call it cling wrap or something.
Saran Wrap
Cling wrap is a generic name. Saran and Glad are brands.
It’s a hard trade-off, if y’all didn’t have the sun you’d be just as ugly as the English.
Thought you might be more of mangasm dude vs fleshlight
Haha I had not heard of these yet. Looks like an interesting product. Where had you seen them?
Don’t recall, but when the wifey is away, better than a tube sock I reckon. Site is hilarious.