Tables turned etc!
Less than one month ago, and with very little coaxing, surfboard shaper Matt Biolos unleashed on the WSL after the billionaire-owned sports league threatened legal action and the possible deleting of his personal IG account for reposting a photo of Carissa Moore.
“If you’re incapable of breaking even without extorting your fans then you should be in the business,” Biolos, whose surfboards are, or were, ridden by world champs Carissa Moore and Tyler Wright, as well as Griffin Colapinto, Kolohe Andino, Yago Dora and Caroline Marks, posted in response.
When BeachGrit called, Biolos said,
“I have long-term friends working in the organization… But it doesn’t mean I’ll bow down to the barely-surfing- outsider-corporate-executives who invaded our culture and don’t really understand it but are willing to alienate the core followers and lifers who the precarious stack of cards is built upon so they can chase Main Street dreams. They are scared to death to charge pay-per view on the events because they damn well know that a lot of the public with tell them to fuck off. The viewership will tank to the point that sponsors will run for the hills. So what do they do? That come up with some scheme to come after us, the fabric of surfing’s existence, all us independently owned and operated surfboard builders who supply boards to the athletes.”
Now, a switcharoo after the WSL posted a video of Lost team rider Luke Davis, footage owned by Biolos.

The WSL-supplied caption, a masterpiece of short-form prose. “When the barrel provides a head rinse, it’s on you to provide the shampoo.”
“I bought all this footage from Luke. Should I send you guys an invoice?” wrote Biolos, the mood of his coup de grâce emphasised with a laughing emoji.
Before being removed, the video had been viewed 137,000 times.
Users of Instagram were quick to side with the World War II enthusiast, whose surfboard models include the V2, named after the world’s first long-range guided ballistic missile that was hoped to be game-changer for the Third Reich, and who recently debuted his new cool-mom-that-will-let-everyone-drink-at-the-house-as-long-as-no-one’s-driving look, on Stab magazine.
“Solid,” wrote one.
“That was a little joke on my side,” Biolos told BeachGrit. “They pulled back. Rescinded. They cancelled the whole program (charging board builders a fee to repost content). Pretty smart on their part. They just needed someone like me to show them how it was not a very good idea. We’ve all had bad ideas.”
All you need to do is pay Gabby a couple mil to be on the new tour and the rest of the CT surfers will follow.
Matt Biolas is from Chino, CA!
the Cougar Tour?
I was banned from Stab for saying that Lost paid their advertising bills in surfboards. I wonder if Matt Biolos was involved?
yeah poor ol Stab , between their advertorials for Lost/Channel Islands/hayden etc , mediocrity rules and has become the norm ..
Howzit been over there? Haven’t been back since they put up the paywall…
I would see that as more a positive for you than a negative
The man is sticking it to the man.
I hate road bikers they are the vals of the non surf world
Ah, the old came with something clever to say but forgot that I scrolled to the next story post…..been there done that
Zuckerberg is a cool cat surfing God
When the rest of you clowns realize that what he buys he owns heart and soul you will then understand you are the new product.
LOL I finally broke down and watched some cable WSL LMFAO man you can NOT leave these Punahou kids unsupervised … trouble every time … also it really reminded me why Rabbit got his face smashed in on the North Shore, as if I needed a reminder lol …
Don’t get me wrong I LOVE people some of my best friends are people….BUT!!!!
I remember the north shore mid 70s and the stretch from Haleiwa to Kawela makes me tear up destroyed unforgivable!!!!!
Surf industry millionaire angry at wealthier surf industry billionaire for invading his spot. Governor Newsom must have had a slow news day and it confused Matt.
Even though Matt might be a bizarre right wing nutter, I’m going to give him rights to all my footage too, just to stick it to the WSL.
it’s rather ironic that Matt ‘s a right wing Whinger , taking on the ever Left loonies like Elo/WSL , or are they ?
I hope both parties are now consuming ethically produced pornography.
Greenfeet37 is an grammar kook or I’ve been an idiot my whole life
*a idiot
Twice!! Haha
I like how Derek edits Matt to sound human. That’s an art. Kudos
This has a similar feel to (2) guys arguing over which one the stripper should take in the back. They’re all whores, and depend on good security and weak clientele.
Thank god for swellnet
Look at Fatt being so proud of himself getting back at the WSL, part of the usual target group on the receiving end of his ire he refers to as “Kommi Untermenschen.” Slickly done.
Fatt Boy-old-is would be happier if he …lost weight.
My V3 Rocket is much better
V2 Stub rocket is the best board I’ve ever owned. If I was a real ripper the V3 would be it for me but I’m not. The V2Stub is magic for the above average but not excellent middle aged guy!