Blood Feud between World Surf League and master surfboard shaper Matt Biolos intensifies after WSL’s repost of Ultimate Surfer contestant video, “They pulled back. Rescinded. Cancelled. They needed someone like me to show them how it was not a very good idea.”

Tables turned etc!

Less than one month ago, and with very little coaxing, surfboard shaper Matt Biolos unleashed on the WSL after the billionaire-owned sports league threatened legal action and the possible deleting of his personal IG account for reposting a photo of Carissa Moore. 

“If you’re incapable of breaking even without extorting your fans then you should be in the business,” Biolos, whose surfboards are, or were, ridden by world champs Carissa Moore and Tyler Wright, as well as Griffin Colapinto, Kolohe Andino, Yago Dora and Caroline Marks, posted in response. 

When BeachGrit called, Biolos said, 

“I have long-term friends working in the organization… But it doesn’t mean I’ll bow down to the barely-surfing- outsider-corporate-executives who invaded our culture and don’t really understand it but are willing to alienate the core followers and lifers who the precarious stack of cards is built upon so they can chase Main Street dreams. They are scared to death to charge pay-per view on the events because they damn well know that a lot of the public with tell them to fuck off. The viewership will tank to the point that sponsors will run for the hills. So what do they do? That come up with some scheme to come after us, the fabric of surfing’s existence, all us independently owned and operated surfboard builders who supply boards to the athletes.”

Now, a switcharoo after the WSL posted a video of Lost team rider Luke Davis, footage owned by Biolos. 

The WSL-supplied caption, a masterpiece of short-form prose. “When the barrel provides a head rinse, it’s on you to provide the shampoo.”

“I bought all this footage from Luke. Should I send you guys an invoice?” wrote Biolos, the mood of his coup de grâce emphasised with a laughing emoji.

Before being removed, the video had been viewed 137,000 times.

Users of Instagram were quick to side with the World War II enthusiast, whose surfboard models include the V2, named after the world’s first long-range guided ballistic missile that was hoped to be game-changer for the Third Reich, and who recently debuted his new cool-mom-that-will-let-everyone-drink-at-the-house-as-long-as-no-one’s-driving look, on Stab magazine.

“Solid,” wrote one.

“That was a little joke on my side,” Biolos told BeachGrit. “They pulled back. Rescinded. They cancelled the whole program (charging board builders a fee to repost content). Pretty smart on their part. They just needed someone like me to show them how it was not a very good idea. We’ve all had bad ideas.” 

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Shore pound
Shore pound
5 years ago

All you need to do is pay Gabby a couple mil to be on the new tour and the rest of the CT surfers will follow.

Shampoo Poo
Shampoo Poo
5 years ago

Matt Biolas is from Chino, CA!

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago

the Cougar Tour?

?uzzled
?uzzled
5 years ago

I was banned from Stab for saying that Lost paid their advertising bills in surfboards. I wonder if Matt Biolos was involved?

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

yeah poor ol Stab , between their advertorials for Lost/Channel Islands/hayden etc , mediocrity rules and has become the norm ..

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Howzit been over there? Haven’t been back since they put up the paywall…

Simsurf
Simsurf
5 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

I would see that as more a positive for you than a negative

?uzzled
?uzzled
5 years ago

The man is sticking it to the man.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
5 years ago

I hate road bikers they are the vals of the non surf world

diamond chief
diamond chief
5 years ago

Ah, the old came with something clever to say but forgot that I scrolled to the next story post…..been there done that

jaa dee
jaa dee
5 years ago

Zuckerberg is a cool cat surfing God
When the rest of you clowns realize that what he buys he owns heart and soul you will then understand you are the new product.

Joe Deal
Joe Deal
5 years ago
Reply to  jaa dee

LOL I finally broke down and watched some cable WSL LMFAO man you can NOT leave these Punahou kids unsupervised … trouble every time … also it really reminded me why Rabbit got his face smashed in on the North Shore, as if I needed a reminder lol …

jaa dee
jaa dee
5 years ago
Reply to  Joe Deal

Don’t get me wrong I LOVE people some of my best friends are people….BUT!!!!
I remember the north shore mid 70s and the stretch from Haleiwa to Kawela makes me tear up destroyed unforgivable!!!!!

1 of Slater’s bastard children
1 of Slater’s bastard children
5 years ago

Surf industry millionaire angry at wealthier surf industry billionaire for invading his spot. Governor Newsom must have had a slow news day and it confused Matt.

channelbottom
channelbottom
5 years ago

Even though Matt might be a bizarre right wing nutter, I’m going to give him rights to all my footage too, just to stick it to the WSL.

Brutus
Brutus
5 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

it’s rather ironic that Matt ‘s a right wing Whinger , taking on the ever Left loonies like Elo/WSL , or are they ?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

I hope both parties are now consuming ethically produced pornography.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago

Greenfeet37 is an grammar kook or I’ve been an idiot my whole life

Greenfeet37
Greenfeet37
5 years ago

*a idiot

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago
Reply to  Greenfeet37

Twice!! Haha

NUG
NUG
5 years ago

I like how Derek edits Matt to sound human. That’s an art. Kudos

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
5 years ago

This has a similar feel to (2) guys arguing over which one the stripper should take in the back. They’re all whores, and depend on good security and weak clientele.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

Thank god for swellnet

Karl Von Fanningstadt
Karl Von Fanningstadt
5 years ago

Look at Fatt being so proud of himself getting back at the WSL, part of the usual target group on the receiving end of his ire he refers to as “Kommi Untermenschen.” Slickly done.

Stick man
Stick man
5 years ago

Fatt Boy-old-is would be happier if he …lost weight.

V3 Rocket
V3 Rocket
5 years ago

My V3 Rocket is much better

Mista Spakle
Mista Spakle
5 years ago
Reply to  V3 Rocket

V2 Stub rocket is the best board I’ve ever owned. If I was a real ripper the V3 would be it for me but I’m not. The V2Stub is magic for the above average but not excellent middle aged guy!


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