"Idiots."
Sydney entered a two-week lockdown, over the weekend, in order to control spread of the new Coronavirus Delta variant but that did not stop two men, aged 30 and 49 respectively, from stripping naked and heading to a pristine beach just south of the city.
There they lay on the warm-ish sand, soaking up important vitamin D, maybe thinking about the Bra Boys just around the bend, enjoying a forbidden slice of freedom when out of nowhere popped a deer.
Now, anyone who has spent much time around deer or seen the Chris Farley classic Tommy Boy, knows that the animals can be extremely scary.
The naked men, rightfully panicked, ran into the nearby Royal National Park and became hopelessly lost, eventually calling for help in the evening.
Their rescue involved police aircraft, ambulances and many officers.
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Mercifully, the two were found, the younger of the two still completely naked but with backpack, the older “partially clothed” according to sources.
Police Commissioner Mick Fuller described them as “idiots” in his press conference also saying, “Clearly putting people at risk by leaving home without a proper reason… then getting lost in the national park and diverting important resources away from the health operation, I think they should be embarrassed.”
They were subsequently fined $1000 each but gave birth to the greatest sign language performance in history.
I think they should be proud.
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Oh Deer….
Cov-idiots! A fuckin deer? …Really?
Nothing screams freedom like walking naked in the national parks…naked deers
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really the most embarassing part of all of this is the Australian police constable’s Disney trolley driver outfit. the other bits of the tale shy in comparison to that
Were the deer of the horny variety also?
These two should be celebrated for who they are, not ridiculed. This is the new “modern man”. Get used to it.
If you criticize them, you are part of the problem and need to be cancelled.
These two for sure were on mushrooms.
Scared by a deer……I wonder what they had consumed.
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Wow we were on the same wavelength there
At least Derek was partially clothed when they got rescued, wonder who his younger companion was…
Eithan Osborne?
Bondi locals and wilderness seem like a bad combo.
Scared buck naked
The mental illness requirement for believing in this hoax is set low. I see that many qualify.
I know, right! Clothes have and always will be superfluous to requirement. It’s scandalous that we’ve been brain washed into buying billions of dollars worth of clothes every week. I for one enjoy strolling the streets and countryside, tackle out and swaying to the rhythm of my buoyant gait.