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In 2017, Moroccan-born Ahmed Erraji rebranded himself as "Hijo del Mar" (Son of the Sea) and turned the drama-speak up a notch or two. "Have you heard of the saying Fear Kills? Fear tells you: 'If you’re going to bodysurf that wave, you’ll never come back,' but with time I learned that on the other side of your biggest fears are the best things of your life." On his Instagram, Erraji called the lineup a "magnetic warzone" and compared dropping into a big wave to "the suspension of time—like taffy across a violent blue universe."

Surf historian Matt Warshaw reveals the great surfing pranks, hoaxes and scams that fooled the world! “I’m 96% sure the whole episode is bullshit, and the number goes up each time I watch!”

A glorious history of the surfing Flim-Flam man!

Last month, Moroccan-born Ahmed Erraji posted a tightly-edited YouTube clip of himself wiping out somewhere in the Canaries. He gets swept shoreward, pushed into a cave, and is trapped for over two hours before the tide drops and he is literally ejected back to open ocean and safety. 

Erraji’s GoPro survived the tumult and allowed him to film the ordeal from inside the cave, and the money shot is a selfie of his zinc-covered worried-but-not-panicked face as a wave rushes into his rock-ceilinged cravasse and turns the screen black. 

Too black, maybe? 

Watch the clip here.

I’m 96% sure the whole episode is bullshit, and the number goes up each time I watch. Surf-world opinion is divided. Tracks thinks the clip is legit. 

BeachGrit readers do not, for reasons listed in the comments section here. 

(It may not be the biggest tell—nobody else brought it up—but watch for a split-second shot at 3:23 of Erraji supposedly riding a backwash off the cliff and erupting missile-like from the far side of the next wave.)

I’ve given some thought to the difference and confluences, in a surf-world context, between the prank, the scam, and the hoax.

The prank is the fun-forward member of the trio. The prank is 15-year-old Roman Emperor Elagabalus not only inventing the whoopie cushion but also sneaking full-grown (tame) lions into the bedrooms of guests who were sleeping off the previous night’s orgy. 

“Indeed,” the Historia Augusta noted, “for him life was nothing except a search after pleasures.”

The print version of Encyclopedia of Surfing was fragged by this amazing prank from 20 years ago when a sandboarding expert in Oregon spread the word that his sport began in ancient Egypt on clay pottery fragments, and I printed that in the book.

In turn, I have written about noteworthy surf-world pranks, and three of the best are featured here. 

Great hoaxes age well, and my favorite will always be “A Surfer’s Nightmare,” in which Doc Ball not only superimposed a shot of “Nellie Bly” Brignell in full crucifixion stance atop a photo of a massive pre-WWII Long Beach storm wave, but sold it to Look magazine—and yes, I suppose that means that Ball himself, while deeply religious, wasn’t above a bit of lightweight scamming, and good for him.

“This picture has caused more controversy than any other I possess,” Ball later said, and I for one detect a hint of pride in his voice.

The scam by nature is not fun—unless you are Paul Newman or Robert Redford, in which case it is very fun indeed. The scam is conceived and deployed to enrich the scammer. Scientifically defined, the scam is three-quarters of whatever Miki Dora did when he wasn’t riding waves. (Dora of course dabbled elsewhere, and it might be said that he pulled off a scam-prank-hoax trifecta with his 1974 “Winner Take All” competition scheme.)

While I appreciate our flimflamming pioneers, I also cheer those who push forward, and this brings us to a final point.

Apart from working in a different medium, has Ahmed Erraji bring anything new to the game? 

Yes. He previewed the hoax. He called his shot. Scroll Erraji’s Instagram, and look for the April 7, 2021, post.

 There it is, all teed up in the caption.

“Find what you love and let it kill you.”

(You like this? Matt Warshaw delivers a surf history essay every Sunday, PST. All of ’em a pleasure to read. Maybe time to subscribe to Warshaw’s Encyclopedia of Surfing, yeah? Three bucks a month.)

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And what about nailing David Nuuhiwa’s beloved Fish surfboard to the OB Pier during the World Contest?

Or Shane Dorian and Kelly Slater surfing switchfoot in the final of the Pro Junior in Australia and almost starting a riot?

Or all the guys in Big Wednesday pretending to be gay and/or cuckoo and/or injured when they went for draft induction?

commenter

Responded to that right away.

The Comedy Issues of SURFER were years ahead of BeachGrit.com although we reserved being snarky smartasses to maybe one issue a year, not a non-stop drumbeat.

Matt
Was the Surfing Magazine donut prank just payback for Surfer Magazine embarrassing Skip Snead for wanting to buy Atop 16?

A supposed sextape that never really existed that was reviewed in a Surfer comedy issue?

And shame on Skip for falling for it?

I still remember the phone number I put at the end of that review to see if any one bit: 949-498-6534.

I got dozens if not hundreds of calls to buy a $70 sextape that was obviously a prank.

The drummer for Honk – now Chicago – and Skip Snead?

Leaving my dear wife Joanne Ottone to remark “Surfers are stupid!”

Yes dear.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Goddamit these woke fuckwits making anyone who is left of centre look like as much a fool as they are, or get labelled a traitor. Fuck them and their identity politics bullshit.
Edit: fix your fucking discuss feed so that the right comments come up under the right article!

Capt Sensible

Nah leave it random so you comments land anywhere and we can fuck with the relevance be great fun match the comment to the article.

Travis Edgar

Scam and flim flam equals ELO!

Parade0fHorribles

Imagine Hawaii surf vloggers wishing they thought to pull something like this at shark cove.. better than crab in pants

Capt Sensible

How ironic Matt !!

Chief Hot stuff

Protesting about vague racism, gender equality and not this.
Biggest prank eva
DIY vaxx
https://youtu.be/A97njrnvq_E

Parade0fHorribles

Only an hour to Jersey beaches, ripe for Val gentrification and a Kenzo Slater Wave Pond

Chief Hot stuff

Tie off with the leash and cook up on the board.
Put wax in the abscess.
Sctatch yself with fins

c4

The time to buy real estate in Kensington is now. Get in early before you see Tesla’s and restaurants serving avocado toast.

samwaters

From Warshaws’s link above:
“I now publicly state that the ‘art’ is in such a sorry state that some kid from nowhere, say Coyote Creek, New Mexico, is going to come forward and thrash any and all ‘matinee’ ”idols’. The New Genesis period has long been established and this contest will sound the death knoll for surfing as the media masses know it. The true surfing frontiersmen who create in obscurity are so far advanced over the rest of the regressive rat pack, it’s absurd”.

Classic–trash any and all–“Matinee Idols”–
classic…

no wonder Dora pissed (pisses), people off–
“Matinee Idols”.. classic….
.

Lucky Al

If Erraji had been wearing a Power Balance bracelet he never would have got stuck in that cave in the first place.

Lemon Next to the Pie

He’d be stuck to the sea floor.

samwaters

I thought the scam with the guy making and selling the ‘counterfeit’ ‘da Cat’ surfboards– was kinda cool.
Dora woulda been proud, maybe, or maybe would have wanted a cut, he was such a bad boy.

samwaters

P.S.
da Cat still lives….

Chazz Michael Michaels

Are you a bad boy, Sam?

wincy

samwaters, naughty boy from birth til death.

samwaters

Chazz was referring to the ‘bad boy’ description– which was obviously–sarcasm.

astro

“Hey, I know. Let’s call the ASP the World Surf League coz middle America knows about sports leagues.” said zosea.
“That’s fucken dumb coz you’re not a league in any way shape or form.” said everybody else.
“They’ll never know. We’ll rebrand it. WSL Est 1976 sounds legit. Let’s do it.” said the newly formed Woozl.
“You’re a pack of claiming pull-hard wannabes but whatever, it’s your donkey, go root it your way.” Said the audience with a shrug.

Chief Hot stuff

You can’t beat the toss some cold water over the shower screen prank.
It never gets old, even when she return the favor.
Also I like the sticky tape across the doorway prank, she walks straight into it every time.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

what about the whopper and the pull-the-wool-over your eyes? how do they rate as compared to these heretofore described endeavors? and where on the spectrum lie the proverbial “hustle” and “violent aggravated carjacking”?

Stanislav Franck

That Canaries clip was posted on YT in September, 2020. Somehow the powers here at BG stumbled onto it last month. But I reckon the creator is currently appreciating the sudden upturn in recent clicks…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

So you’re saying BG principal Derek Reilly is Emperor Elagabalus reincarnated?

The Bitchy Crab
Pauly Matt War-Shore
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

Emperor Analingus more like. Hahaha.

c4

How do you find the time to write books?


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