She's number 1!
The Ultimate Surfer will air its final episode tonight on ABC television and Zeke Lau will win and one of the remaining female contestants will also win but we all know, and they all know too, that “Ultimate” means “Lightly Above Average” in their case.
No, The Ultimate Surfer is Carissa Moore and not even 11x World Champ Kelly Slater has had a more successful season than her.
First, the Honolulu-born Moore won the first-ever Olympic gold medal in surfing.
Then, she won the first-ever World Surf League Finals Day, snagging her own fifth World Title along the way.
Now, she is becoming enshrined on Huntington Beach’s very august surfing “Walk of Fame.”
John Etheridge, Surfing Walk of Fame Chairman of the Board, said, “After 18 months of world-wide closures and uncertainty, this year’s class of Surfing Walk of Fame inductees is incredible. Our goal to celebrate surfing, surfers, surf culture and its history has never been more completely represented than it is in this class. In a year where we’ve lost so many inductees like Greg Noll, Ben Aipa and Rick ‘Rockin Fig’ Fignetti, we’re so proud to honor this year’s group of honorees.”
Moore is entering the Walk as “Woman of the Year” alongside Damien Hardman, enshrined as “surf champion,” Mike Tabeling, a “Surf Pioneer” Cecil Lear and Hoppy Starts, “Surf Culture” and others.
A major honor, in any case, and there is virtually nothing that great shade painter Kelly Slater could say or write to diminish at all.
No way he could pour her glass half empty.
Could he?
Moore as the story develops.
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This sounds like throwing shade but I wish I stopped the biological clock at 14.
See Red Bull really does give you wings
Vanity, bro. All is vanity.
I’ve never locked my car or hidden my keys. It’s got the keyless entry thing so even if I did hide them it would open and start up anyway. I just leave them in the pocket of whatever I was wearing with the cum and shit stained undies still inside the pants. Never been rolled once. I’ve seen plenty of cunts with broken windows cos they locked their car. Getting the window replaced is a pain in the arse. I rather them take the whole car so at least I’ve got a chance at getting a freshie. Still no luck.
Keyless, farken pass the grey Poupon.
Land Cruiser baby.
Jolly good old boy
Mommy
Yeah Joe, I mean… I guess that’s great for Carissa, and the girls. I’m pretty sure Steph got there too after her 6th and now she’s at 7. Have I told you that story about Steph and me and her 7th?
Kinda crazy that Huntington is recognizing her before Oahu. Triple Crown, Gold medal and world champ that she is
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Hoppy Starts?
I don’t think I could like her any moore than I already do.
Moore to come!
It takes a few of us to keep track of Chas’ frequent typos, misspellings, and grammatical errors.
kelly needs his own podcast, a place he can tell amazing stories about himself.
Hopefully this ceremony doesn’t interfere with any of Mr. Hardman’s prior engagements… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
P.S. This was posted for no other reason than I felt like commenting. Absolutely horrendous…
P.P.S. *raspberry*
Riss rips the bag but would love to see less weight leaning on the front leg shifting to back leg ala Mason brah.
Kelly: “Walk of Fame? Fame?! Moore like Walk a Mile in Kelly’s Shoes!”
“Swarts”, Chas.
What Moore could she ask for?
Tits like her sister. Wowee