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In dramatic escalation, world’s richest man Elon Musk throws muscle behind proposed surfer boycott of Margaret River, “The Mid-Year Cut Stinks! Make ASP/WSL just the media partner… put mics on judges!”

"Wow, that escalated quickly…Elon gets it! Looks like we've got our new billionaire."

The Santa Monica HQ of the WSL was thrown into turmoil earlier today when it appeared the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, had thrown his muscle behind a surfer boycott of Margaret River as well as deep changes to the World Surf League, the not-for-profit organisation owned by fellow billionaire Dirk Ziff.

You’ll remember, three days ago, both sides of the pro surfing gender divide revealed as united in their hate for this year’s mid-year tour cut.

The cut, which erases anyone below 22 in the men, ten in the women, comes into play after the next event at Margaret River; for slow-to-start tour rookies it means their career in the big leagues is over before it’s even begun. For Owen Wright, the biggest name to fall, it spells the end of fifteen years on tour.

Following a series of tweets from photographer Peter King, Musk appeared to reveal he was on the side of the under appreciated lower-ranked surfer.

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“Wow, that escalated quickly…Elon gets it!” wrote King. “Looks like we’ve got our new billionaire.”

A prank, of course, from the clever and always funny Mr King.

But plenty to think about.

As in, what would Kelly Slater say, do, if Elon worked the levers?

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Long-time readers will recall the pair’s savage blood feud from one year ago when Kelly put Elon to the sword for suggesting that Tesla might sell its store of Bitcoin, a decision that would probs send the price of the crypto-buck spiralling downward.

“So a guy who owns an energy company doesn’t understand this stuff before he buys it?” wrote Kelly. “Has no problem taking the profits. Does he have an issue with kids mining cobalt in the Democratic Republic of Congo to build batteries? He could probably address and potentially help solve the real energy issues (68 per cent of the energy produced in the US, for instance, is wasted … seems like a bigger issue to me which would solve any BTC problem).

“I think Elon’s board and backers hate crypto and what it’s doing for the average investor and pressured him to put out a statement which they knew would inevitably tank bitcoin. I hope the SEC is taking a good look at this (and all of them who might be buying the dip today and this week in their private accounts). Interesting times. But Elon is bad for crypto.”

Also, what would a tour, propelled by Elon’s cash reserves, look like?

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Eight surfers, each with private jet?

One-day events at Cloudbreak, Teahupoo, J-Bay, Namibia, Pipe etc?

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Swell Direction

“WSL, the not for profit organization” is great. Although not technically a 501-c, they are an 805-BS

adolph putler

Karen Musk, attention whore extraordinaire

Aloha Surf Girls

Elon Loves Topless Surfing Too 🔺🌊🔻😻💰🏆. . . Nothing Like TopFree Surfing Hawaii ! Happy Easter 🐣

Sean Connery

Pete changed when he got his new teeth.

Axel pose

It would be great to see surfing progress out of competition. If there could be an event perpendicular to wsl. An expression session of crowd favorites. Spectators pay 2 judge, criteria being board design funny outfit as well as performance.

Picard Madeoff

Think about surfing on shrooms! As I recall the last time I did that the waves were red…

Stick man

Yeah and if Twitter won’t sell to Elon he could always buy up Tour Notes…)(a )(a )(a!

The never ending twenty

I wish I was mic’d up when I used to judge. You could have got the gold “wheres lunch?” and “any snacks about?”

FL Skunk Ape

At a minimum, the World Champs would get a free ride to space. And maybe a Tesla. That would be cool.

Beef & Beer

… breaking news…

Investigations have revealed that Elon’s secret rocket fuel is really just cheap 1970’s cologne

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channelbottom

Love it.

astro

Good stuff, lgr !

Uneducated

It would be sick to get elon and Kelly on board for the world tour.
We could finally explore that secret COSMOS wave of Kelly’s…been wanting to surf that for the last 10 years

Travis Edgar

Billionaires are cunts…Kelly must be close…maybe he might acquire the tour and really fuck over the competitors…just for fun

Aloha Surf Girls

Duh 🙄 idiots Kelly Been the Secret 🤐 silent partner for years ? Wtf 🤬 duh 🙄 he told me back at pipeline 2012 ish / 13 season. The league if it was smart would PARTNER with medina too , he’s got more followers than all of them … lol 😂 BUT Kelly always favored John John lol 😂 always at each others houses during pipeline & don’t forget about insider coach ROSS , Kelly’s childhood bestie … duh Kelly Slater rented my house before on PAPAILOA beach before he owned 1 house on this street … even sat on my toilet seat (for sale highest bidder) . His magic 🪄 rubbed off my daughter born 2/11 same birthday at Kelly Slater … lol 😝 surfing is hilarious Bullshit most days … 15 years lol 😂 they always hire within & out for some reason right now unattractives in camera 🎥? Weird ?

channelbottom

You could have a point regarding good-looking people.

But then, perhaps anyone who is actively surfing, fit and healthy is attractive, no matter what they’d look like as a sedentary slug?

AI (for ever) .

Rebel tour!!!

samwaters

Apparently Musk is too smart to get on board a already sinking ship that is being held together by another billionaire and his surf groupie wife.

astro

Nearly 10 years of woozl and what have we got ?
Fuck up after fuck up after fuck up is all I can see.
This comp was the worst. A couple or three days of good waves saved it from a total ballsup ranking. But those days had nothing to do with woozl and it’s stewardship. Ohhh no, instead of finishing with swell on hand – let’s chance it on the arse end of a dying swell. Fuck me, how dumb can you get ?
Ffs they own a forecasting company that likes to charge you a hundred a year and they can’t even get it right for themselves.
They’re incompetent and Dirk should get out with whatever he can salvage.
Let some other cunt have a go, christ it can’t get any worse.
Or can it ? We’re going to find out over the next few months.

Internet Technician - Level 5

The WSL just cant resist the warm fuzzies/bums on seats factor, that a packed beach on Easter Sunday brings, no doubt that would’ve factored into the decision not to finish yesterday in bigger swell.

astro

Yep. You’re right.
There lies their problem – who are they trying to please ?
A local crowd or the internet ?
(And I don’t mean us – we’re beyond redemption and far too cynical.)

Anthony Arturo Leone

The answer is usually really simple. Butts on the sand = retail sales in the lot, organic social media marketing reach, and worth a whole lot more in Revenue/sponsor dollars than making a blogs comment section happy.

Beef & Beer

Elon should take over the wOsl (or start a new version using his deeper pockets to get all the talent) and hire the BG comment crew to run it.
I volunteer to be in the refreshment division.

He should also build a wavepool on the moon.
The effect of less gravity would surely do some crazy shit to the waves…

Picard Madeoff

I’d volunteer to be Elon’s party night handler as he is legendary on the drug scene. BUT, if you think Sophie fucked up the WSL imagine what a charlatan like Musk would do to surfing…and not in a good way!

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Beef & Beer

Is that the name of ELo’s new mens fragrance ?

‘ELo Musk’
(for that super strength stank)

Professor Ski Lodge
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i turn to stone

channelbottom

Pretty sure I used to have arguments about climate change with that twat (Kingy) on here a couple years ago.

He’s certainly got interesting ideas for the CT and is undoubtedly a great videographer, but doesn’t know much about science.

Abscessed Llama

Once was invited John Carper’s bible study as a Non_Christian. Also attending was PK post our introduction he looked over at me and said while trying to be intimidating “I’m only a Christian out of the water.” I was probably wearing a One Planet One People t-shirt in good faith..

channelbottom

Charming.

RQ.

well, i didn’t see that coming.


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