Gilmore (pictured) looking sharp at Bells earlier last month.
Gilmore (pictured) looking sharp at Bells earlier last month.

Beloved champion Stephanie Gilmore survives “the cut” leaving Owen Wright as last remaining surfer of note with sharpened guillotine poised above swan-like neck!

There will be blood.

Margaret River is drawing near the end of its waiting period. With two days remaining, near seventeen hours of professional surfing must be conducted, unless Senior Vice Presidents of Competition, Heads of Tours think wisest to run overlapping heats. The entire men’s round of 32, sixteen, quarters, semis and finals must be played out but only the women’s semis and finals as the bulk of those matchups were conducted yesterday.

Tyler Wright and Carissa Moore, currently numbers two and one respectively, became shock losses in the round of sixteen in Surfline-rated 6 to 8 feet Main Break likely reshuffling the standings. Most importantly, though, the beloved champion Stephanie Gilmore survived the dreaded “cut” by taking down India Robinson in the round of sixteen.

Post Show Day 3: Tour Vets Gilmore, Weston-Webb, Conlogue, And Defay Make The Cut

Whew.

The tour would not have been the same without Gilmore’s grace and effervescent smile and if she had been guillotined, the very notion of “the cut” might have fallen out of favor with ardent old surf fans.

The men, who will resume in mere hours, have Owen Wright, Morgan Cibilic and Matthew McGillivray below the line, ready for a Soviet-style disappearing with Wright being the only name or at least the only before the wildly-successful airing of Make or Break.

Ciblic, who surfs against Callum Robson in heat three and McGillivray, who surfs against Igarashi in heat five, will have breathless new surf fans on the edge of their settees. Wright takes on Pupo in heat eight and if he stumbles will you miss? Will you fondly recall his bevy of 10s at Cloudbreak?

An exciting day awaits us all, in any case, as there will be blood to fertilize the tree of the live sports business.

See you soon.

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Twinnie
Twinnie
4 years ago

For ducks sake chas, release the hounds already!!!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Don’t know her exact age, too lazy to look up – but she’s got years ahead of her.
Bit of a darwinistic approach, but this increased competition/narrow field will push rookies to surf better (or quit). And take over.

Twinnie
Twinnie
4 years ago

Like a pack of fairies at the jimmy choo platform shoe sale waiting for the doors to open.

Mullet
Mullet
4 years ago

LIVE

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

Speaking of Steph Gilmore and BLOOD and her HORROR STABING ATTACK ON THE GOLD COAST it’s in very poor taste the WSL even consider CUTTING HER free.

Besides in other STABBING THE FUCK OUT OF A SURFER ON THE GOLD COAST NEWS-

https://www.mygc.com.au/man…

The dude actually followed him onto a Tram to a Bus to the beach before going the CUT AND SLASH TO HEAD AND CHEST while screaming repeatedly “YOU FUCKEN SURFERS YOUR ALL SOFT CUNTS, DIE CUNT DIE!”
The older surfer ( of course) immediately took shelter in a toilet cubical ( as you do).
Not good for unit sales, not good at all……

Mapski
Mapski
4 years ago

Leo and Joao will pegboard the cut line.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Don’t you think they’ll go at it twice as hard? Giving up and comers a chance to get to the top? Molly picklum rips!

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
4 years ago

Can we start the live comment thread already. we know this comp has to run the next 2 days

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
4 years ago

Margs looks big, fat , and bumpy, great day to watch some careers end

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

My early prediction…8 hours of surfing will be able to be compressed into a 30 second highlight package featuring 3 jjf turns

Capt Sensible
Capt Sensible
4 years ago

TW again choked in waves with power her whole act is a fake.

Mullet
Mullet
4 years ago

Early surf report anyone?? Invited gf over to watch, hope the missus don’t mind.

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago
Reply to  Mullet

I would say at this point that the surf report is pretty much irrelevant

Erik Bogan
Erik Bogan
4 years ago
Reply to  Mullet

Surfline cam looks pretty ordinary, the 8ft groomed offshore that they were hyping all week definitely isn’t there. looks jumbled from last few days of wind

Mullet
Mullet
4 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

What?? Surfline said it was gumby epic?

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago
Reply to  Erik Bogan

Surfline was wrong somewhere other than California ? What a surprise , pay more get less

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

They can alway re-erect the judges tent.

Tom
Tom
4 years ago

Just for his humour in postcards with Morgs i hope he makes it!!
And if he doesnt he should wear a gath in society for the rest of his days.

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

Write up about how I feel about possibly losing Owen here.

https://www.instagram.com/p…

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

Came across a small zuckbot-curated snippet of your work – simebag anderson is next level !
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
4 years ago

Didn’t get a lot of traction ol’ Simebag. I thought it was pretty good.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

RIP simebag

John Wayne
John Wayne
4 years ago

Where is the equality call out for the women ? Should they not be getting cut to having the same numbers of the men by now – what a hoax. The field numbers should be the same.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

Very good point

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Whooooo-weee!
Rusty Cudgel is warming up and gettin’ into his spandex Jimmy-suit!

He’s gonna bust out some full roters on sumbody’s ass, num sayin’ ?

He’s got some heavy, heavy stickers on his board and his fins are almost sharper than this comments board.

Dirty lickens, like a big bucket o’fried chickens.

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Rumor is they’re looking at Medewi

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

So what you’re saying Chas is that I should dedicate my day to watching this? Don’t worry about work? Well, ok… I guess I can give it a shot…

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

Owen needs gold chains and a fade if he has any chance https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Tom
Tom
4 years ago

thought it was pearls and a beater????

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago

Negs is in WA?

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago

If he left the ass-crack photobomber on purpose, there is still Hope in him.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

They’ve got a remote control one, waiting in the wings.


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