Blanco (left) celebrates being the best surfer in the world alongside Zeke Lau.
Blanco (left) celebrates being the best surfer in the world alongside Zeke Lau.

Caitlyn’s son, Kendall and Kylie’s brother Brody Jenner in committed amorous relationship with Ultimate Surfer Tia Blanco: “The pair had an instant connection over their shared love for the ocean!”

Hot couple summer!

It has been a hot minute, or two, since one of our kind, a surfer, officially dated a Hollywood celebrity and especially an honest-to-goodness Hollywood celebrity hailing from the most important, current, celebrity family but here we are, famous-adjacent. Page Six is reporting that Ultimate Surfer, and current world number twenty-two, Tia Blanco is officially dating Brody Jenner.

You, of course, may remember Jenner from his 2005 reality program The Princes of Malibu in which he, and his brother Brandon, lived the very good life in their mother Linda Thompson’s husband’s spacious home, much to his chagrin, but are more likely to recognize the classically handsome 38-year-old as half-brother of Kendall and Kylie Jenner who are, in turn, half-sisters to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.

The Princes of Malibu - Season 1 Episode 1

Brody, Brandon, Kendall and Kylie share Caitlyn Jenner as a father.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney share the late Robert Kardashian who successfully defended O.J. Simpson against his 1995 double murder charge.

Brody and Tia were, anyhow, photographed yesterday afternoon outside Erewhon Market in Calabasas, California just inland from the aforementioned Malibu.

According to the respected gossip page, the two met while Jenner was on family vacation in Hawaii and have been in a committed, amorous relationship since the middle of April, declaring:

The pair reportedly surfed together and had “an instant connection” over their “shared love for the ocean,” the source said, adding that it is “already a real relationship.”

It appears the Puerto Rican-born surfer still spends most of her time in Hawaii, so it has been a “long-distance relationship” so far, according to the report.

Jenner’s mom, Linda Thompson, posted about their “long awaited family vacation” to Hawaii on Instagram on April 11. She shared photos of Brody and his brother, Brandon Jenner, along with other family members.

Thompson, it goes on to say, regularly comments on Blanco’s Instagram page.

Blanco, you might recall, won last year’s The Ultimate Surfer competition guaranteeing her a certain amount of wildcards into World Surf League Championship Tour events. She recently became defeated by Carissa Moore and Stephanie Gilmore in the first round of the MEO Pro Portugal then became defeated by Tyler Wright and India Robinson in the elimination round.

Exciting days ahead as this spring love blooms.

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MeatyInvincible
MeatyInvincible
4 years ago

That headline makes it very difficult to parse exactly how many people are involved in this relationship. At first, I thought it was Brody, Kendall, Kylie and Tia in an athletic, semi incestuous four way. After a quick wank, I re-read the headline and it made much more sense.

Bmonkey1
Bmonkey1
4 years ago

Wonder if she wears a bikini … Imagine the deep fo

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Congrats to Aunt White…I guess.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

That picture of Zeke makes me laugh out loud. Do you think that trophy lives in the most prominent spot in his living room? I mean… why would he bother with the CT now that he’s got that crowning achievement? Even Kels ain’t got one of those.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

I don’t think there is a trophy he has won that isn’t prominently displayed

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

Imagine hugging your mother in law and she is sporting wood

East of the 5
East of the 5
4 years ago

My brother looks like Brody Jenner if Brody had diabetes, a raging coke problem, shit tattoos, and poor taste in clothing. Good luck to Tia Tequila and Brody.

Tomas' silky smooth arms
Tomas' silky smooth arms
4 years ago

Looks like Zeke could be our first trans pro-surfer

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

More bikini pics , less words

Party Pete
Party Pete
4 years ago

Yuck. People like that are crap and yuck.

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

Practically a health drink

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Not even remotely possible.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

One of the best meme’s I saw last year.

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
4 years ago

Zeke looks very proud

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Thats a cool show, like, way better than that WSL shit .

Ricky Spanish
Ricky Spanish
4 years ago

Snapper locals yelled at her twice

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

My chances of dating a Kardashian just went up 0.8 % off the back of this surf adjacent announcement.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

…enough to break the 1% threshold?

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

Maybe 1% with Caitlyn Jenner.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I once chatted with him and felt guilty leaving him behind at his house (battlefield).

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

You don’t want to.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I’m more interested in the potential of online battles and trolling of Kayne than being Kims new boyfriend.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

I saw her without makeup in her home filled with production people. Her legs are so short and her butt is so big. Obvs not her best moment, but she looked worse than Oprah does sans makeup/hair.

JohnsKnees
JohnsKnees
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Trolling the master troll, ill get my popcorn ready

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

I for one feel sorry for old Brucie, getting his melon so twisted from living in that witches coven that he thinks he’s turned into a woman.
Poor old Brucie…

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Zeke is the worlds best surfer?

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

According to whom?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

The WSL and ABC television.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Leave it to the WSL to discredit their own tour!

astro
astro
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

That’s right and why not claim it.
It’s about as relevant as oh idk, the World Championship title is going to be once Eric the Okie has fucked it over.

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Is that in the article above because I didn’t read it?

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

serious Astro, you think he is and he can’t make or stay on the tour?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Apparently KK is the “world’s best female surfer.” Don’t you dare question it. Don’t. You. DARE! *

*Surfing is a subjectively judged activity, and mileage may vary for individual viewer. Ask your doctor about whether KK is right for you. You may also wish to explore the range of handy opioid addiction available.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

She proudly holds a world title that she couldn’t complete a single ride to obtain. Not close.

But it was historic.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

I know that Molly beat her handily and no one ever questioned the mystery 6.

Watched it again last night and I’m giving Caitlin’s final wave a 4. NOT EVEN CLOSE>

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Molly s first wave was way over scored.
6.8 for one turn.
Caitlin’s last wave was a 6 in comparison.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I missed it so I’m going to watch with my judging hat on, will report back.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

@disqus_uQW0CVENKH:disqus
I scored it 10.9 to 9.5 to Caitin. They cooked Molly’s first wave.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

All I watched was the last exchange and it wasn’t close. Now I have to watch the whole thing except I may not care anymore. You know, short attention spans and all.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

“All I watched was the last exchange” Yet here’s my view on who should’ve won. Lol, Thats peak internet old man yelling at clouds Hip.

sancho
sancho
4 years ago

waiting for the mid-relationship cut

Barrelled
Barrelled
4 years ago
Reply to  sancho

Isn’t this the jackass that got fake married at Nihiwatu a few years back?

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Barrelled

What did you think of Nihi?


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