Hot couple summer!
It has been a hot minute, or two, since one of our kind, a surfer, officially dated a Hollywood celebrity and especially an honest-to-goodness Hollywood celebrity hailing from the most important, current, celebrity family but here we are, famous-adjacent. Page Six is reporting that Ultimate Surfer, and current world number twenty-two, Tia Blanco is officially dating Brody Jenner.
You, of course, may remember Jenner from his 2005 reality program The Princes of Malibu in which he, and his brother Brandon, lived the very good life in their mother Linda Thompson’s husband’s spacious home, much to his chagrin, but are more likely to recognize the classically handsome 38-year-old as half-brother of Kendall and Kylie Jenner who are, in turn, half-sisters to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.
Brody, Brandon, Kendall and Kylie share Caitlyn Jenner as a father.
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney share the late Robert Kardashian who successfully defended O.J. Simpson against his 1995 double murder charge.
Brody and Tia were, anyhow, photographed yesterday afternoon outside Erewhon Market in Calabasas, California just inland from the aforementioned Malibu.
According to the respected gossip page, the two met while Jenner was on family vacation in Hawaii and have been in a committed, amorous relationship since the middle of April, declaring:
The pair reportedly surfed together and had “an instant connection” over their “shared love for the ocean,” the source said, adding that it is “already a real relationship.”
It appears the Puerto Rican-born surfer still spends most of her time in Hawaii, so it has been a “long-distance relationship” so far, according to the report.
Jenner’s mom, Linda Thompson, posted about their “long awaited family vacation” to Hawaii on Instagram on April 11. She shared photos of Brody and his brother, Brandon Jenner, along with other family members.
Thompson, it goes on to say, regularly comments on Blanco’s Instagram page.
Blanco, you might recall, won last year’s The Ultimate Surfer competition guaranteeing her a certain amount of wildcards into World Surf League Championship Tour events. She recently became defeated by Carissa Moore and Stephanie Gilmore in the first round of the MEO Pro Portugal then became defeated by Tyler Wright and India Robinson in the elimination round.
Exciting days ahead as this spring love blooms.
That headline makes it very difficult to parse exactly how many people are involved in this relationship. At first, I thought it was Brody, Kendall, Kylie and Tia in an athletic, semi incestuous four way. After a quick wank, I re-read the headline and it made much more sense.
Wonder if she wears a bikini … Imagine the deep fo
Congrats to Aunt White…I guess.
That picture of Zeke makes me laugh out loud. Do you think that trophy lives in the most prominent spot in his living room? I mean… why would he bother with the CT now that he’s got that crowning achievement? Even Kels ain’t got one of those.
I don’t think there is a trophy he has won that isn’t prominently displayed
Imagine hugging your mother in law and she is sporting wood
My brother looks like Brody Jenner if Brody had diabetes, a raging coke problem, shit tattoos, and poor taste in clothing. Good luck to Tia Tequila and Brody.
Looks like Zeke could be our first trans pro-surfer
More bikini pics , less words
Yuck. People like that are crap and yuck.
Practically a health drink
Not even remotely possible.
One of the best meme’s I saw last year.
Zeke looks very proud
Thats a cool show, like, way better than that WSL shit .
Snapper locals yelled at her twice
My chances of dating a Kardashian just went up 0.8 % off the back of this surf adjacent announcement.
…enough to break the 1% threshold?
Maybe 1% with Caitlyn Jenner.
I once chatted with him and felt guilty leaving him behind at his house (battlefield).
You don’t want to.
I’m more interested in the potential of online battles and trolling of Kayne than being Kims new boyfriend.
I saw her without makeup in her home filled with production people. Her legs are so short and her butt is so big. Obvs not her best moment, but she looked worse than Oprah does sans makeup/hair.
Trolling the master troll, ill get my popcorn ready
I for one feel sorry for old Brucie, getting his melon so twisted from living in that witches coven that he thinks he’s turned into a woman.
Poor old Brucie…
Zeke is the worlds best surfer?
According to whom?
The WSL and ABC television.
Leave it to the WSL to discredit their own tour!
That’s right and why not claim it.
It’s about as relevant as oh idk, the World Championship title is going to be once Eric the Okie has fucked it over.
Is that in the article above because I didn’t read it?
serious Astro, you think he is and he can’t make or stay on the tour?
Apparently KK is the “world’s best female surfer.” Don’t you dare question it. Don’t. You. DARE! *
*Surfing is a subjectively judged activity, and mileage may vary for individual viewer. Ask your doctor about whether KK is right for you. You may also wish to explore the range of handy opioid addiction available.
She proudly holds a world title that she couldn’t complete a single ride to obtain. Not close.
But it was historic.
I know that Molly beat her handily and no one ever questioned the mystery 6.
Watched it again last night and I’m giving Caitlin’s final wave a 4. NOT EVEN CLOSE>
Molly s first wave was way over scored.
6.8 for one turn.
Caitlin’s last wave was a 6 in comparison.
I missed it so I’m going to watch with my judging hat on, will report back.
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I scored it 10.9 to 9.5 to Caitin. They cooked Molly’s first wave.
All I watched was the last exchange and it wasn’t close. Now I have to watch the whole thing except I may not care anymore. You know, short attention spans and all.
“All I watched was the last exchange” Yet here’s my view on who should’ve won. Lol, Thats peak internet old man yelling at clouds Hip.
waiting for the mid-relationship cut
Isn’t this the jackass that got fake married at Nihiwatu a few years back?
What did you think of Nihi?