Howard's End.
It is being reported in Log Rap that Devon Howard, the debonaire longer board surfer and commissioner of the all the way longboard World Surf League tour, has shocked the world by resigning his post forthwith, the ostensible reason being that the tour “is in a great place right now” and “the job has been completed.”
Now, anyone who is remotely aware of Howard knows that he is an old-school sort beyond the way he rides a surfboard. He prizes hard work, has a solid overall ethic, speaks when necessary, keeps quiet otherwise. It would be unbecoming for him to slander his former employer but also seems odd that he would resign as the new year, with just announced stops at Manly (just days away), Huntington and Malibu, gets underway.
So why?
It is incumbent upon us to wildly speculate.
You will recall, months ago, when the rumor floated that the WSL was going to slash the longboard tour from three events to one. Sitting champion Joel Tudor caught wind and went on a wild tear which ended with the announcement that there would be three events, Manly, Huntington, Malibu and that Tudor would be indefinitely suspended.
Now, if the WSL really had wanted to shred the longboard tour and were embarrassed by it, as evidenced by CEO Erik Logan’s dismissive eye-rolling when discussing amongst partners, why didn’t it while telling all the longboarders to go kick rocks? Forcing them to surf Manly and Huntington seems far worse punishment.
Might that decision have been made in a strange Santa Monica vacuum featuring the aforementioned Logan and the increasingly dominant Jessi Miley-Dyer then shoved down Howard’s throat while he was ordered to spin it as “brilliant” to the longboarding community?
Could more “truths” have been poured down that same throat in order to spew upon his charges?
Hmmmm.
Howard’s resignation becomes even weightier when remembering that World Surf League shortboard commissioner Pat O’Connell took the same route last year, rendering his abdication and quietly taking the lead at the John John Florence fronted Florence x Marine.
The two are, without a shadow of a doubt, surfers’ surfers having come up in the old ways. They have been around the game since birth, know all the facets and love beyond what is healthy. For both to ask out of their World Surf League postings is…. suspect.
David Lee Scales and I, in any case, wildly speculate further about Howard’s end as well as the to the reasons Kelly Slater is a longtime boyfriend. Listen now.
Wow I definitely think julian will be joining the bald pro surfer club before too long didn’t see that coming
Really? It’s been in and out like the ice caps for the last ten years.
Maybe I never noticed
He should blame global warming why not
Do better.
Does Julian Wilson have a bald spot now? Did anyone else see that?
Chas post up the comments live snapper is on and it looks like it’s gunna be a super fun day to watch. They are streaming it all just like the ct looks like.
The women’s field getting cut down to 10 surfers + wildcards is ridiculous. It makes the entire dream of being on tour a lot less tenable for up and coming talent. It also dramatically decreases the number of performances that could inspire future generations, which matters if your actually trying to grow the sport. The historic lack of investment in women’s surfing means there’s a ton of room for it to grow. Seriously, the bar for women at Pipeline was only set for the first time the year. Girls inspired by Moana’s performance are seeing the possibility of that career dream shrink. Also at this point, the WSL claiming to be proponents of equality is completely absurd with men having more than twice as many surfers on tour.
David’s ghost was probably a reflection from some pan lid or something.
And Jebus asked, “Dad what happens when you don’t car ?”
“Son, you fucken walk to the beach. You’re not taking mine.”
BG is barely entertaining.
Yeah, but what’s that got to do with the CS being on at Snapper right now. They didn’t mention it. There’s no open thread. Anyway, I don’t car, do you? xo
Contest comment threads are the best content on this site.
Chas and Derek prob like them because the engagement numbers make them more money.
Why don’t I get any bot slut upvotes?
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This is GOLD! You outdo yourself.
BUT are you a hot slut?
Nice to see some Euro lads winning heats for a change
Not sure how you gleaned that from my comment, but OK. I hope it’s true.
that Bisso lad has a touch of the Occy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch…
Been saying for years that this place is controlled opposition
In the meantime, the CS is on at Snapper, and Kaipo is pretty good in the booth. EDIT: Just realised there’s already talk of this
Standard level beachgrit investigative reporting
Kaipo is there best commenter. Goofy but he know s what he is taking about
Hahaha – young astro just told me Deveid already on his way home.
How good is dometic out the back just being Stace standing on the rock dressed like an accountant.
Yeah. I was very impressed with his drip
I blame the surfers
Gold coast is *on. tune into the live thread here here and here.
*Pre mute