"I'm a very lonely man but I will unleash the war!"
A couple of months ago, the much-loved (two million-ish followers) Instagram account @kookoftheday, was clipped after repeated copyright breaches, following another adored account @beachgrit down the virtual drainage pipe.
Now, after recent footage of Zuckerberg’s pivot away from surf and to combat sports was revealed, Kook of the Day’s leading man Johnathan Wayne Freeman has challenged Zuck to a cage fight.
Freeman writes,
“Two Years Ago I was Privileged enough to Teach @zuck how to surf at the World Famous Doheny…not gonna lie…the cat was one ☝️ of the worst I have ever coached . He requested a @gathsports Helmet after his first wipeout and a Band Aid for a small boo boo he received on his elbow from a fin cut. My Favorite part of the Lesson however was when I spoon fed him with a shovel on The Art of the Towel Change. I hate to call him out on this but since @kookoftheday has been gone and we have to use our backup account @kookofthedayog the Gloves have come off. We could of had something Beautiful @zuck . I eagerly await your response about our MMA Fight. If I win @kookoftheday goes back up. If I lose…my Family disowns me and I am mocked for generations to come. We can do it at @rvca HQ or Kauai now that my ban has been lifted for daring to poke fun at the Greatest Singer/Surfer/Songwriter/Designer Power Couple of our Time @thebarn808 #letsgozuckerberg #itwillbefun #playalong #thepublicwillembraceyouifyoudothis”
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The smart money is on Zuck.
He is younger, trained in the art of strangulation and striking by a UFC debutante and some twenty years younger than the late middle-aged Freeman who carries a distinctly bourgeois body.
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the photo looks like he is ready to hump that fucker,Zucker ,
Zuck is many things, including a kook and a cuck. He’s also the 5th richest man in the world, iirc. He could easily have Freeman dealt with by professionals, or even a drone strike. It’s fun to disparage the rich and famous, but it’s also a fact of life that “money talks; bullshit walks”.
Hi, my name is Channel ‘Bullshit’ Bottom.
Do you like my rather worn-out shoes?
What caused the canning, banning, and suplanting of @beachgrit…? The disciples, derelicts, and nay-sayers demand to know! Popeye & the Sailors also…”Blow Me Down, Brutus…”
damn I thought my luck had changed….”blow me Brutus , while I’m down!!”
did a fact check, B…you’re off the hook: Popeye’s nemesis was BLUTO!
Stockholm syndrome
Poor Lenny, his best bro Zuck is turning out to just be a slut.
Plot twist: it was Donavon who took down Kook of the Day in retaliation for Freeman calling out how cheap and overpriced his wife’s business is.
What’s the wife’s biz?
https://thebarn808.com/
$325 straw hat.
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outer known pricing strategy?
WTF 👎💩
Fucking hell that is horrific. Including a ‘silk eye mask’ which looks like it’s been used to mop up piss and left to rot.
“The Barn 808 is a funky, eclectic boutique nestled in the heart of Hanalei. Petra and Donavon Frankenreiter’s laid back dreamy bohemian beach vibe is now available online. All products are carefully curated from their travels around the world. If you’re ever visiting Kauai, come by and say hello. Mucho aloha!“
$450 for a blanket makes me feel like I’m a poor broke asshole. Why would I want to visit some place that not only shoves me in my low income bracket but also brakes my heart by selling one of my favorite surfers soul. Fuck off rich bich sellout want a bee cool dude and dudet. Go write a real song.
Agreed F that overpriced bullshit. Since when did surfing become a stuffy elite tea time country Club culture. I’m totally confused here. What happened to Mickey Dora and the boys?
Jonathan Wayne Freeman has a striking resemblance to my <dog>
Kookoftheday should have been canceled when he didn’t share Tush Tudors near decapitation of the other kid. What was the matter – didn’t want to hurt poor Joel’s feelings?
With Zuck, of course, in the position of Loki, @0:40:
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I see this very much as Jack with Filipe.
I see it as Ashton vs Chas
I see this as Hurluley with the Rest of The Surf Industry™
The only real brand!!
Prince vs Michael.
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Holy shit bro! Lol
Dane’s a Mighty tough Ax to beat!