Gabriel Medina (insert) and the new Brazilian Storm. Photo: WSL
Gabriel Medina (insert) and the new Brazilian Storm. Photo: WSL

“Brazilian Storm” takes on fresh meaning after supporters of surf champ Gabriel Medina’s pal Jair Bolsonaro sack government offices!

Wild times.

Surfing’s history is littered with monikers describing groupings of paradigm shifters. From Bronzed Aussies to the Wolf Pak, Momentum Generation to the Irukandjis, some are better than others but we must all agree that “Brazilian Storm” is very near the top.

First coined in 2012 (give or take), the conjoined words captured a sea change with literary panache. Young Brazilian surfers, who had long toiled under the heavy shadow of Australian and American counterparts, were suddenly the most exciting on earth. Adriano de Souza, Gabriel Medina, Filipe Toledo, Italo Ferreira, various Pupos hucked, spun, stomped, battled, frothed and began winning championship after championship with no end in sight.

Much passion.

And “Brazilian Storm,” portraying gorgeously, became part of our shared vocabulary.

A shorthand for professional surfing dominance.

Well, as things happen in linguistics, the phrase has been coopted overnight by supporters of the country’s ex-President Jair Bolsonaro.

According to the once culturally important Time:

Supporters of former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro who refuse to accept his election defeat stormed Congress, the Supreme Court and presidential palace Sunday, a week after the inauguration of his leftist rival, President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva.

Thousands of demonstrators bypassed security barricades, climbed on roofs, smashed windows and invaded all three buildings, which were believed to be largely vacant on the weekend. Some of the demonstrators called for a military intervention to either restore the far-right Bolsonaro to power or oust Lula from the presidency.

Hours went by before control of the buildings on Brasilia’s vast Three Powers Square was reestablished, with hundreds of the participants arrested.

As you certainly remember, the aforementioned Gabriel Medina, a three time World Surf League champion, is wonderful friends with Bolsonaro, trading video messages with him and soccer stud Neymar Jr. and penning a song to buoy his spirits after his shock loss to Lula just months ago.

Though Medina’s opinion on the office sackings has not been made public, what is clear is that “Brazilian Storm” no longer belongs to surfers. A cursory google search of the appellation reveals link after link after link to Reuters, the BBC, Associated Press, New York Times and riots etc. save one brave little story wondering “Did gorgeous Brazilian models break up the Brazilian Storm before the surf supergroup reached its vast multiplatinum potential?”

Can you guess the source?

Though while you’re here, if Joe Turpel had happened to be in the booth calling the popular uprising, what might he have said?

Something to think about.

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toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

cue ’89 wc… *elected president in ’89 fernando collor ousted by impeachment for corruption

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

*sigh* they don’t make cavvys like in the old times…

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

three branches square would be better translation, meaning executive legislative judiciary…

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

This article is for LowStinkBug. You mad?

snapper
snapper
3 years ago

Where has that game face scowl been all administration instead of lay me down to sleep….whoops whats that tap on my shoulder….damn SS waking me up again.

in tubo veritas
in tubo veritas
3 years ago

If Bolsonaro is far right then Lula is far left..

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago

Brazilian shitstorm

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago

The mob will beat the shit out of that cop’s horse and reset

c4
c4
3 years ago

Not in the mood for a confederate flag badge.

Dovakin
Dovakin
3 years ago

First time I’m actually happy about the poor conditions of the overcrowded Brazilian jails. This will be fun.

c4
c4
3 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

The protesters I saw footage of didn’t look like they would do well in jail. Half of them looked like overweight housewives.

Dovakin
Dovakin
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Most are upper midle-class white boomers. The inmates will have a field day.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

When they get out they can run for president, like lulu.
I mean who wldnt want a convicted felon in charge?

Dovakin
Dovakin
3 years ago

Difference is there is still not proof against Lula’s accusations. Zero. Nada.

Same can’t be said about those terrorists.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

I know ,right
Nothing to see there.
Pure as Sydney coke

c4
c4
3 years ago

Mr pro dictatorship death squad guy. As long as it’s not you that’s being taken away in the middle of the night never to be seen again.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Im actually against covid vaccines so ,anti death squad.
Pro no crims as leaders

c4
c4
3 years ago

I’ve gotten twelve I think and feel great.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago
Reply to  c4

Youll have another due monday weak

Board Barnacle
Board Barnacle
3 years ago

Sydney coke has been shit since Michael hurhurley died.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

google lawfare bitch…

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
3 years ago

He pulls the trigger on a right….
Climbs on the ROOF..
Serious hang time..

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
3 years ago

He would’ve said dudes were hand-jamming barricades

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

meanwhile, Summerland is also under attack…release the clean-up crew, harass and scrutinize the oil producer, draft the lawsuits…close the beach in all directions. (when in all probability its probably natural seepage)

https://keyt.b-cdn.net/2023…

Urchin Sepsis
Urchin Sepsis
3 years ago

Give us a live comment thread for the Shootout

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

the yellow storm, describing the new emergency color, ie, helmets, firetruck, vests…anyway…kinda small and looking like el porto…no exits. “Showing No Fear…”

volume off!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago
Reply to  Urchin Sepsis

Watched a random bit on replay, sup heat was on, some unexpectedly sick barrel riding

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago

Going for the tail-high election reverse!

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

Jose Boost an air-o

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
3 years ago

Qonan Hayes in the booth

Waxingfitzgibbous
Waxingfitzgibbous
3 years ago

This looks to be straight out of JMD’s list of whats in for 2023

friends to take on the world with
purpose based goals
Confidence as a choice

JMD plotting

Cannabis-Creativity
Cannabis-Creativity
3 years ago

Not a storm brewing bro but a brouhaha. The Brazilian Brouhaha!

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

Oibrigado!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago

Character revealing. Funny. Bravo.

toofattosurf
toofattosurf
3 years ago

comments actually cheering me up a bit from real shit…

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
3 years ago
Reply to  toofattosurf

You doing ok?

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
3 years ago

Ugly scenes indeed. Much like Medina’s shit style.


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