Illicit lovers TJ Holmes and Amy Robach reemerge from surf-rich Mexico after much bum bum touching threatening to expose secret spots!

What happens in Salina Cruz apparently doesn't stay in Salina Cruz.

I tried to warn them, I really did, but fear the advice is not being taken. That it is being tossed aside in a wild gust of lusty irresponsibility.

Uh oh.

And you have certainly been hanging on every twist, every turn in the onetime Good Morning, America (third hour) co-hosts TJ Holmes and Amy Robach. The two burst on to the news scene after being paparazzi’d touching each other’s bum bums while being married to different people.

Much stress as they were suspended while the network ABC tried to sort out what to do with an extremely rare workplace affair. Eventually it was decided that the two would be severance’d but how did they celebrate? Like any unhinged surfer would. A trip to the “Mexican Pipeline” aka Puerto Escondido.

It was later revealed that they mistakenly went to Puerto Vallarta but continued to touch each other’s bum bums whilst thumbing noses at the World Surf League before disappearing.

Where did they go?

Surf enthusiasts assumed Salina Cruz. The right-rich region, at the very southern end of Mexico, is known for its wave quality and also its secrecy. Properly aggressive locals intent on protecting privacy.

The perfect place for obscure naughty.

Holmes and Robach should have been content with the quiet reprise, and likely barrel (assuming both are regular), but new rumors are percolating that Robach, in particular, leveraged spilling the beans in order to receive a hefty buy-out from ABC.

Telling exactly how to get to Punta Conejo?

Providing coordinates to other points further north?

All the way to Barra de la Cruz?

MSN declared it was going to be the “ultimate revenge,” this tell-all, but who will it hurt?

I’d argue Holmes and Robach.

Banned from the greatest stretch of coast in North America.

Oops.

Just kidding.

Salina Cruz sucks.