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WSL CEO Erik Logan (insert) pulling Hamilton's Leash. Photo: WSL
WSL CEO Erik Logan (insert) pulling Hamilton's Leash. Photo: WSL

Rumor: World Surf League strikes back at Bethany Hamilton after star vows boycott over new trans-inclusive policy, outlaws “celebration” of her name during annual International Women’s Day ritual!

Welcome to the culture war.

The MEO Rip Curl Pro Portugal will open its curtains in exactly seven days which also just so happens to coincide with International Women’s Day. The March 8th extravaganza is celebrated the world over in various and sundry ways. Marches, rallies, powerful speeches etc. and is celebrated by the World Surf League with the men wearing a jersey imprinted with the name of an inspirational woman.

WSL Celebrates International Women’s Day 2022

Powerful.

And, last year, the most inspirational Bethany Hamilton was chosen by Owen Wright, Conner Coffin and Griffin Colapinto.

Well.

You certainly recall, last month, when the World Surf League quietly announced a change allowing for transgender athletes to compete at the highest level of the sport. Bethany Hamilton joined a chorus of frustrated voices and in a to-camera piece, declared that she would be boycotting the WSL until the policy was undone.

The World Surf League, as a body, remained mum on the outcry, which received mainstream coverage. Chief of Executives Erik Logan even declared that he “respected her views” in a recent interview telegraphing “seismic changes.”

Except.

Rumor has it, from a well-placed source, that Hamilton’s name has been outlawed even though a fair number of surfers requested it.

Banned.

If true, it seems lightly wild that the World Surf League would be so… passive aggressively vindictive and small.

Oh wait. It doesn’t. But which name would you select if you were surfing the MEO Rip Curl Portugal Pro?

Fun.

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justiceminister

Lynch.
Would be appropriate as her partner in all this, exploding out through his somewhat sickly stoked bloke vlog on you tube. Now Hamilton could well be lynched over this encouraged exposez.

Urchin Sepsis

David Eastman’s child murder cost benefit analysis.

Power of the purse!

Urchin Sepsis

cum on jizzy!

Look Fanning

Samantha Fox

Twinnie

Murmur mumble jeebuz mumble murmur lordy god mumble murmur fuck the WSL mur, moo uhh wildcard? No no wait, pick me, pick me!!!
Waves arm wildly.

astro

I take consolation when confronted with this type of thing in knowing that overall, by and large, all things considered, that I’m actually a bigger dick.
I refer anyone who is halfway sceptical to reference my posts here. QED and get fucked any doubters.

tim_nelsen

meet me at the hot dog shack under the pier…need a board!

JSC

Bethany did not participate in WSL events except by special dispensation – so her “transgender boycott” is irrelevant anyway. She won’t get any invitations now!

Hippy

Rarely do stories get more ironic.

Notice the subject fleeing.

As the GREAT Perry Ferrell once opined, “Cameras, got them images, camera’s got them all, nothing’s shocking”….. god I love that song.

Without further ado,

https://www.huffpost.com/en…

Board Barnacle

Hence my choice for Xiola Blue.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

You agree with trans being allowed to compete?

SeverelyLtd

What if Hippy doesn’t want to be pinned down just yet? My guess is it’s simply agony choosing which pronouns to use, but on the upside his testosterone level is already well below Tyler’s. So if he makes the cut–so to speak–then Ze–Hur–Zim–whatevers will be set to go.

DavidC

Marg Simpson!

Michael Flatlately

Apart from driving site visits, huh (good God)

Board Barnacle

Xiola Blue

ValiantScorn

“Bo Derek”!!

Sellme fitzgobbins

Sasha jerseys are running out the door apparently

Hippy

My bad, i thought she was an angel. What show am i thinking of?

I met these type people executing work so take my observations as such. My goddamned brother was too lazy to work but networked into all kinds of shit.

You’ll laugh at me, but after I left the Hilton home I was so impressed with Paris. Intoxicating. Used to hang out with her uncles in HS, but kept that to myself.

c4

She was on Dallas.

Hippy

How would you know young fella?

c4

Haha my dad told me.

Hippy

Read this bro…. https://www.huffpost.com/en…

DJ SEAWEED

Mookie Blaylock

toaster redux

Linda Lovelace

Low wide stinkbug stance

Well it is a lame tennis tour anyways.

Gil Gunderson

Jen See jerseys all round! You get a jersey! And you get a jersey! You get a jersey!

Hippy

Dr Jen See

Hippy

To celebrate women’s month, i would wear a jersey with AOCs name adorned.

Gwen Walz’s Eyes

What month do we celebrate normal straight white men? I need at ask for time off well in advance.


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