Egan and fam to relocate to Sydney's exclusive Burraneer penninsula after swinging 3.5 mill at almost waterfront compound…
Back in December, the “powerful, basso-voiced” former world number two Luke Egan, described as the “the best all-around surfer in the world after Kelly Slater” offloaded his redundant beachside bunker in Cronulla for almost six million dollars despite a housing market that was teetering on its glitzy high-heels.
Egan, who is fifty-four and his Fox Sports presenter wife Jess Yates, had commissioned the build of that five-bed cubist joint four hundred metres from the sand at Wanda after buying the dirt for a little under one-and-a-half mill in 2014.
Now, the pair have spent $3.5 million on a mid-century shack on a sprawling quarter-acre hunk of wildly fertile dirt wrapped in a downy luminous green grass. The Morris House, as its called, was offered for the first time in sixty-four years.
“Create a luxury family estate or land bank for the future,” said its selling realtor.
Even in its slightly run-down form, it’s a house with a gorgeous skeleton that requires little more than a quick blow and go, as they say, to make it spectacularly liveable for Egan and his little family.

Egan retired from the world tour prematurely, it was felt, in 2005 to become a marketing manager for Billabong, leaving eight years later.
Although rarely putting a foot wrong, his real estate chips are the stuff of legend, Egan’s one misstep was his foray into “adventure wear” with the brand Depactus, “a technical outfitter for surfing’s modern youth”.
got ex-tra red snapper filets…
Is that Emerald City in the background or am I in a proper surf contest stupor?trade up?
Could be the rare right at Emerald City ‘cept you need to know which turn along the yellow brick road to find it….your a smart kid you’ll work it out.
His claim….won LOWER’s sickest ever in comp. Back when Mother smiled on Dream Tour.
Luke feeling his age grabbing housing by the Depends with this purchase of a very Palm Springs-ish semi-retirement, soon to be retired home.
What’s the quarter-acre to lead foot conversion?
Have you known Luke too long to write about his shaft?
picture #1 displays an uneven walkway;also the front porch and the grass lawn…that and dick pics could put the buyer on shakey grounds…earthquake cuntry?
I lived with one of my ex girlfriends ( unofficially haha) ,right on the end of the point there at Loch Lomond . Geographically beautiful ,but from what I saw and experienced they were definitely not happier , diving in the treasure bath ,especially in comparison to the folk living and surfing out front of where Luke’s old Wanda house was …..
Yeah, itd be like moving from Curly to Seaforth
In the 80s It was such a diverse population , from one room drug boxes to palaces with indoor swimming pools and brand spanking Euro sport Cars to average joes working hard and surfing after work , crazy share houses , and strange men taking photos living in penthouses( it wasn’t perfect )but everyone intermingled , surfed and partied together and Ifuck it was fun
I saw similar socio-economic diversity just up the road at Bondi in the mid to late 80s ,competing against and partying with Bondi / Bronte ‘s ITN Boardriders .
Maroubra ( God love em ) was possibly more diverse ethnically but appeared less so socio-economically ?
Same around here buddy.
Nothing like it at all now.
Oh well.
https://youtu.be/0yq-Fw7C26Y
I had a Depactus on the loo this morning.
Burraneer?
Home of White redundancy.
where ?
I like the gaff.
Its clicks away
If you go left at Shoes , then left again at Trech …. Paddle pass Bass and Flinders and Jack Gibson’s old house then drift SW to Bay surf then catch a right towards South West Arm .. than you can now paddle north into Burraneer Bay .
Easy !
quite a pristeen navigational paddle guide, JB. sure beats the hell outta multiple freeway exchanges and getting lost looking for the Basilone Rd turnoff; (also known as Trestles & SanO). also, there are two newly listed palapas at Windansea and Lunada Bay.
Dane SSS how are you going champ ?
Sandshoes a fickle reef break at the extreme Southern End of Cronulla and thus Sydney is still covered in sea urchins after everyone from local Sid Cassidy ( the journalist who ran Surfabout in the 70s ) to current local and World Junior Champ Jarvis Earle ,have picked the rose less thorns of the sea out of their feet . The onshore left is now more famous than the offshore right thanks to Jarvis Earle using it as a launch pad though I did see another Dane , yep Kealoha , tear the shit out of the right in 81/82 .
I was there in 2020 and checked out my Sisters Life Partners house a few blocks away and thought wow cool they have glass sauna until I realised it was a lift between the 3 floors … My knees are still good so I reckon the glass sauna would have been better ?
sea urchins isn’t a euphemism for groms and uni sushi is the best there ever was? carried a thorn in the paw since the ’72 head-o’r- heels backside wipeout at maui’s freight trains. Reno Abelirra called it the best he’s ever seen. his pic of the next wave (with me paddiling out was on the Surfer mag spread.) Kealoha…what a family and with Hawaiian culture on my mind, bought a dozen ti leave leis to pass along to my estranged ex- and four siblings on this Sunday: Mom day, birthday, grad day…A day on the Padre Juan Cyn beach houses that 40 plus yrs ago where the peeps lived and married the neighbor and local banker’s daughter after impregnation…(son born on Mom’s day). and to keeping with the heated water pool (not to be confused with the chlorine surf pool) there is a hot tub. funny you mention it and bad knees (it’s my back JB) but i won’t be getting in it…why? cause i’d have a helluva time getting OUT of it! SO WHAT’S UR TAKE ON MID-SEASON CUT and the future of pro surfing? Any of your local guys still in the race? Challenger series or CT? The future carnage at banging Chopes? Surfer blog had a pic of some guy surfing Denmark. Must have been a brave, great Dansk!
knock down to mansion am guessing
Blow and go at the local brothel Dez