World Surf League Chief of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer planning a coup?
And maybe I’ve been wrong all along. Here I was declaring the death of this current iteration of professional surfing. Revolt from within, rats jumping off from without, a CEO gone missing until just turning back up and making further uncomfortable physical contact with his employees, rumors of a sale to deep pocketed Saudis.
Done.
Except it seems I was sorely mistaken for news has just floated that an unsanctioned pop-up event celebrating the World Surf League’s Chief of Sport has been squashed by local police worried about crowd-size.
Per the Police’s Facebook account:
In anticipation of an unpermitted, unsanctioned pop-up event, “JDM Beach Day,” The Volusia Sheriff’s Office has designated an area where all laws and codes will be strictly enforced, fines will be doubled, and violating vehicles will be impounded. Those promoting this weekend’s event on social media have been identified, contacted, and advised of the ramifications of this disruptive, unpermitted event which strains public safety resources, interferes with traffic flow, and jeopardizes the public welfare.
But who could have ever guessed that Jessi Miley-Dyer had such a robust fanbase. Such an explosive fanbase. Such passionate supporters that will “strain public safety resources” and “jeopardize the public welfare.”
Certainly not me.
Also, who are “those promoting the event on social media?”
Stab?
Who else?
But the aforementioned CEO Erik Logan must be fearing for his job, no? Was Miley-Dyer planning a Wagner-esque coup for Florida whilst the Oklahoman was busy being “passionate?”
Impossible to know and, like the action in Russia, with whom is the general public supposed to side?
Oh.
It’s not “JMD Beach Day” it’s “JDM Beach Day” and JDM apparently stands for Japanese Domestic Motors.
Never mind.
As you were.
Ride of the VAL Queery?
Drugs.
darts
I do like seeing the occasional purple blob slide across my screen. But pink blobs, not so much.
She’s a rotund pink Peep.
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yosemite toe
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Yugoslavs , translates roughly to south slaves , term came about mid 1800,s
Whoppers
Great big wh
Plus sized JMD …..
this shits fucked up
https://www.instagram.com/r…
bull…
I believe the african slave traders referred to them as, Product
“professional surfing” is ran by that f cow, and Oprah’s cuk.
Bobby Martinez should have a statue built!
still best post heat interview ever.
I think there is a little bit inside of all of us that wishes we could quit our jobs that way.
And isnt it funny that we remember this stuff and nothing of what has even happened this year – i can remember bobby but couldnt tell you who won the events this year except pip at el sal – and only because last week !!!
Its totally all forgettable
Though that was Q’s job in the films…
The dyslexia is strong with this one.
Son of bitch. Shit.
https://youtu.be/VrbybKWwb7c
JMD plays good cop….bad cop quite well.
but fails to appreciate that the same person can’t simultaneously play good cop and bad cop, which just makes you look silly
ding ding ding….winner
Please return your PEN America, Sigma Delta Chi, and National Sports Media Association awards to the proper authorities.
Im on the Slavs side
It originates from the Latin word for slave, Sclavus, which many were in the middle ages and is now culturally appropriated by Black seppos.
Prisoner Of Mother England
Its a fine establishment in which to be incarcerated.
That was like being in another country driving with no cell service and all of a sudden you realize you are right where you had originally started.