Pop superstar Shakira suffers major
distress, possible ecchymosis after surfing incident in Costa
Rica!
By Chas Smith
Deadly waters.
We, each of us here, know
that surfing is not for the faint of heart. Injuries
can come in many, many forms. Shark, stingray, stray longboard,
angry and recently unemployed Erik Logan, aggressive local, adult
learner paddling toward shoulder, adult learner going over the
falls, Brazilian, angry seal, angry seagull, surfboard fin,
surfboard nose, jellyfish, aging, saltwater crocodile, people from
Florida, riptide, undertow, urchin, surf school student, sexism
flying fish and now we can officially include saltwater.
And let us travel to the tropical surf paradise of Costa Rica
where we find the pop superstar Shakira participating in her new
favorite pastime. The Waka Waka songstress is no stranger to this
surfing life. She utilized to heal her broken heart when Spanish
footballer Girard Pique made an indiscretion upon their married
life. She often travels to Wavegardens and she even enjoys wake
surfing.
But it Costa Rica, potential disaster struck. Shakira was in the
water, surfing, when eyewitnesses say she
“fell off her board” and came up rubbing that
dastardly saltwater out of her eyes, looking distressed.
Thankfully, a handsome surf instructor was nearby. He comforted her
greatly and even though her pupils must have been dreadfully
stinging, elicited a smile from her attractive face.
The two later walked to a waiting car where onlookers spotted
possible ecchymosis on her leg.
Bruising.
Though I am only an amateur
virologist, I know that bruising can be a sign of
something very serious like massive internal bleeding or organ
failure.
On that note, it is time for me to head to the beach. I, too, am
on a surf vacation in an exotic locale which shall remain
secret.
(Cabo).
More as the story develops.
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Breaking: Five-time world surfing champ
Carissa Moore says she was “violated” and “handled inappropriately”
by Houston airport security!
By Derek Rielly
“I’ve never felt so alone and powerless”
The five-time world surfing champion Carissa Moore, the
living embodiment of the famous Aloha spirit, says she was
“violated” and “handled inappropriately”by Houston airport security
earlier today as she made her way back to Hawaii from
Brazil.
In a story to her more than half-a-million fans the
thirty-year-old Olympic gold medallist who finished third in the
Vivo Rio Pro wrote,
“Went through security at the Houston airport, felt violated and
disrespected when I was searched. No one had the decency to listen
and treat me with kindness. I’ve never felt so alone and powerless.
I’m fine but pretty shaken up. I don’t think I deserved to be
treated that way. No one does. Trying to have some empathy for
them. Maybe they are going through something, how knows. Let’s try
to be a little more patient, kind and understanding with each
other.”
A few hours later Moore continued,
“I really appreciate all the kind messages. I’m truly grateful
for the loving community around me and support. I definitely don’t
feel alone.
“What happened to me was unacceptable and I just hope to
encourage some improvement. I am more than ok. I realise how
fortunate I am that I don’t ever have to deal with these types of
situations and others have been though or have had to deal with way
worse situations of being handled inappropriately or feeling
powerless.
“We all have the power everyday to choose the kind of person we
want to be and the kind of energy we want to share with the world.
To those working TSA, I hope to encourage more patience, kindness
and empathy towards travellers. I feel fortunate to be able to
travel a lot and have a decent understanding of the flow at the
airport but others do not. Some people move a little slower than
others, don’t know what to take out of their bags and put in a bin
or how to stand in an X-ray machine.
“Pat downs are uncomfortable and an invasion of personal space
but we all do it for the safety of each other. I’ve had more than I
can count and all have been pretty fine. Please proceed with care,
be gentle and sensitive.
“You as a trained officer have the power to make this experience
for someone a positive one, to ease someone’s anxiety and send them
on their journey with your love and kindness. You matter and make a
difference.”
Ain’t that the sweetest takedown ever? A lesson in conflict
resolution, a model for all Americans?
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Freshly exhumed tweets reveal dumped WSL
CEO Erik Logan’s wild blood feud with Taylor Swift, “Your power is
fading, your shine is dull”
By Derek Rielly
"Your (sic) lying. Stop it…your mistruths and lies
about what happened are just that – lies… this is one area where
you're (sic) attempt to rewrite history won't work."
As music fans move heaven and hell to get a seat at one of
the Taylor Swift Eras Tour gigs, a three-hour show that covers each
of Swift’s studio albums, freshly exhumed tweets from dumped
WSL Erik Logan have revealed the wild blood feud between the two
cultural giants.
Logan, now fifty-two, you’ll remember, was disappeared by the
WSL mid-event at the Vivo Rio Pro, no reason given, only a curtly
worded press release that neither thanked nor exalted their
high-profile CEO.
“Today, the World Surf League (WSL) announced that CEO Erik
Logan has departed the company, effective immediately. As the WSL
begins the process of identifying a new CEO, Emily Hofer, WSL’s
Chief People and Purpose Officer, and Bob Kane, Chief Operating
Officer and Chief Legal Officer, will jointly lead the company and
continue to drive the WSL’s mission to showcase the world’s best
surfers on the world’s best waves as the global home of competitive
surfing.”
You’ll remember the contrast with his predecessor Sophie
Goldschmidt’s presser.
In the deleted Tweets from four years ago, Logan, in the words
of BeachGrit’s Chas Smith, “came swinging in on a dispute she has
with a man named Scooter Braun. Scooter Braun is a manager who
represents or represented Kanye West, Justin Bieber etc. He somehow
gained control of Taylor Swift’s back catalogue and she wrote an
angry missive on Tumblr (the “lemon squeezey” Instagram) declaring,
“I learned about Scooter Braun’s purchase of my masters as it was
announced to the world. All I could think about was the incessant,
manipulative bullying I’ve received at his hands for years.”
According to Elle
Magazine… “Erik Logan, the former president of
the Oprah Winfrey Network and a board member of Big Machine, wrote
a scathing letter to Swift on Twitter that he has since deleted. In
the message, he said, “For someone who draws such power from being
the ‘voice’ and against all the things you talk about, I’m watching
you violate what you allegedly stand for. You’re the real
bully.”
The deleted tweets are something, Logan telling Swift “your
power is fading, your shine is dull and this is what bully’s do,
they lash out – especially when they are called to stand in the
truth. Your (sic) lying. Stop it…your mistruths and lies about what
happened are just that – lies… this is one area where you’re (sic)
attempt to rewrite history won’t work.”
The main takeaway from the old tweets, I suppose, is Logan’s
struggle with the concept of your and you’re.
The confusion between “your” and “you’re” often arises due to
their similar pronunciation. However, as Logan must know, they have
different meanings and uses.
“Your” is a possessive pronoun that indicates something belongs
to or is associated with the person or group being addressed. For
example, “I like your pussy” means that the pussy belongs to the
person you are speaking to.
“You’re” is a contraction of “you are.” It combines the pronoun
“you” with the verb “are” to express a state of being or an action.
For example, “You’re going to get sacked” means “You are going to
get sacked”.
The confusion often occurs because both “your” and “you’re”
sound the same when spoken, making it easy to mix them up in
writing. Logan may not fully understand the grammatical rules or
may simply have made the mistakes while typing or writing
quickly, perhaps too furious.
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New controversy engulfs under-siege World
Surf League as live broadcast misses rare perfect ride only days
after dumping CEO and confidante of Oprah Winfrey Erik “Elo”
Logan!
By Derek Rielly
“They’re targeting toxic dopamine hits instead of
showcasing great surfing in great waves.”
The World Surf League has backed up the sudden
disappearing of its very public CEO Erik “Elo” Logan mid-event with
another controversy, this time missing only the second
perfect ride of the season on the final day at the Vivo Rio
Pro.
If you were watching the contest live, instead of being gifted
the sight of Brazilian Yago Dora’s beautifully executed frontside
540 you were being shown a panorama of spectators on the beach, not
untypical of an organisation that regularly misses key moment in
its broadcast.
Aside from debate over whether or not the air should’ve been
given a ten (“At least the judges get out of Brazil’ alive”), fans
on the WSL’s own account were furious they had to watch it as a
reply and not live.
Terrible broadcast, at the time of the most important wave
they cut to commercial. No one saw Yago Dora’s 10 due to WSL
incompetence. Shame!
wsl doesn’t know how to make entertainment. that doesn’t
happen in the NBA.
What kind of broadcast takes breaks in the middle of sets??
Like “here’s 1st and goal for a game winning touchdown, let’s take
a quick commercial break”
just like the JJF vs Yago heat. 2 min left in the heat with
JJF needing a 6.6 and they cut to introduce Simmers and Wright for
literally no reason.
They’re targeting toxic dopamine hits instead of showcasing
great surfing in great waves. It sucks.
they have gotten REALLY bad at missing live action with
fluff bullshit. It’s beyond frustrating.
Yes,and thank you,watching it with my grandson,and that
happens, we’re like what! Then,they do it again! Go to the taped
commercial and keep running it,we’re stoked and wanting to see Yago
coming out of the water and his chair up,but no! then the post show
does not show up either! Seriously, why?
it was unbelievable. They strive for viewers and they f@ckd
us right in the best part to show the crowd???
Retreaded Surfer Magazine nominates
ultimate apple-polisher Dave Prodan as best candidate for recently
vacated World Surf League CEO position!
By Chas Smith
"But perhaps it’s time for a return to someone on
the inside."
The reemergence of once-proud Surfer Magazine,
founded by the legendary John Severson, helmed by Nia Peeples’
ex-husband amongst many other icons, as a retreaded kook machine is
one of the funnier bits of our current surf era. That and the World
Surf League’s most wild implosion.
Two weeks ago, the casual observer would have imagined
everything was just plain wonderful. The momentum of professional
surfing, the extremely popular Chief Executive Officer of the World
Surf League declared, was real.
But then, overnight, the charismatic Oklahoman, who had a
magical wetsuit of armor, was ruthlessly and brutally fired right
in the middle of an event. No information was given in the terse
press release and none from the booth, where Joe Turpel instructed
those listening that if they wanted to know what it felt like to
surf like a professional, they should play a video game.
Yikes.
But who could replace the man known as ELo?
Who could?
Currently the WSL’s Chief People and Purpose Officer, Emily
Hofer, and Bob Kane, Chief Operating Officer and Chief Legal
Officer, are at the helm but they will clearly not stay long. Chief
of Sport Jessi Miley-Dyer seems to have been angling for the top
job for some time now and could slip into ELo’s vacated office
fairly easily. Other’s feel the International Surfing Association’s
Fernando Aguerre would be a nice fit.
Kelly Slater? Some seem to think the greatest of all-time might
be able to take a break from making turtle sandals and inspire.
(Dave) Prodan would be a good call, someone the surfers know
and trust. The WSL took a big swing with E-Lo, an outsider to the
industry with strengths in certain areas (broadening surfing’s
appeal to the masses) and weaknesses in others (knowing much at all
about surfing or surf culture). But perhaps it’s time for a return
to someone on the inside.
Dave Prodan has been in the room for decades now, polishing the
apples of this or that leader. He has survived at least five
different regimes and that sort of knack means… something. Who are
some very famous lackeys that have survived regime change besides
the universally adored Dr. Fauci?
Currently, Prodan runs a podcast that is the most effective
World Surf League propaganda machine around though does it mean he
can lead?