Dave Prodan (left) closes eyes to stop tears under withering attack from Conner Coffin (right).

The case against “ultimate apple-polisher” Dave Prodan for vacated World Surf League CEO job

Dave has sat idly by while the WSL turned into the "bullshit wannabe tennis tour" that Bobby foresaw.

Recently, Surfer and Stab recommended that Dave Prodan, current Chief Marketing Officer, be groomed as successor to the ELo throne. While his pedigree and involvement may be what Dirk and others view as logical and prudent, he is absolutely the wrong man for the job.

To begin, Dave has sat idly by while the WSL turned into the “bullshit wannabe tennis tour” that Bobby foresaw. Along each step of the way, Dave was fully responsible for the hype and positioning of the company in this pivot.

On several occasions, and most notably with Connor Coffin on his podcast “The Lineup”, Dave sought to gaslight competitors and surfing’s stalwarts into drinking the WSL Kool-Aid. Dave asked Connor how great the mid-year cut is and Connor replied essentially “Yeah, it was so cool to lose my job in waist-high Winki so you could manufacture drama”. Dave listened to the surfer rep mouth breathing and slack-jawed that the surfer dared to speak ill of the league.

Reason number two is simple, Dave is the manufacturer of the wall of positive noise.

Everything from Tea-hu-po-oh-oh and greenwashing from the WSL starts with the man in charge of marketing. It can be reasonably argued that Prodan is simply doing the bidding of owners, but the failure to make any ding in the wall of positivity is a brand decision, plain and simple.

Dave oversaw the gutting of the core, brand alignments, announcer washing, and likely had some influence over decisions such as failing to allow “Hamilton” to adorn the backs of male competitors on women’s day. It is well established that Dave feels the WSL and the associated content are fair game for a soap box to preach his politics and virtue signal, and elevation to CEO would merely silence more surfers and perpetuate the moronic wave of perpetual positivity.

Dave is also a turncoat.

He is very impassioned when he discusses his days at the Rip Curl surf center in my beloved San Clemente and seeks to delineate himself as a core surfer, denouncing the privilege of his monolithic and frankly unimpressive career. From a mere marketing and branding position Dave has failed to elevate the bleeding brand and has taken something everyone once’s loved and has turned it into something so forgettable my league mates and I have failed to set Fantasy teams for two consecutive contests.

He loves to position himself as a passionate surfer who cares about the sport, but in reality, it appears from the outside that Dave is a mere corporate shill who will do or say anything to continue a globe-trotting life of privilege, happy to rub elbows with competitors and talk surf on a podcast he has turned into the Dave Prodan show.

We as surfers want change, not a continuation of numbers conflation, not gaslighting us in an attempt to agree with what they’re doing, not perpetual saccharine and nauseatingly sweet conversations, not an over bloated tour of the world’s best surfers in the world’s worst waves.

We want to see amazing surf, amazing surfers, in contests that can be watched in a day, with a message we resonate with.

Dave won’t deliver. Full stop.

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Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
3 years ago

Anyone know what Erik did yet!?

Elo's Stool
Elo's Stool
3 years ago

Prodan for President!

SC Jimbo
SC Jimbo
3 years ago

Was in the Ments a month ago and ran into him at tellescopes Honestly not a fan of the WSL but he was kind and humble and kind of ripped The boys on the boat were blown awayActually think hed be a good leader maybe bring things back to what surfers want

Parcus Marks
Parcus Marks
3 years ago

Dumb Question: has Proddy even said he wants the job or is this just another weird straw man for Beachgrit to get Chas’s wife in there?

Burn the whole thing down, I say.

chins animal
chins animal
3 years ago

fucking bizarre that this attack post requires a fake name
you dont like this guys politics, fine, whatever – i dont either
at least he puts his name on them, more then i can say for this fucking kook

justiceminister
justiceminister
3 years ago

Prodan is the ultimate brown noser with a side order of snide.

Rocks local
Rocks local
3 years ago

A sale is in the works so new ceo won’t be named until new ownership takes over. Current co-ceo structure is classic caretaker strategy while deal(s) finalized. New leadership won’t promote from within, will want to put own stamp on the place. The WSL assets are IP and existing contractual/permit rights. New leader will have to be able to leverage those intangible assets while being visionary about growing value across platforms. Guessing whoever animal chin is, he or she has personal axe to grind with Prodan given that he doesn’t seem to be viable candidate given all the realities in play. But what do I know …

Stick man
Stick man
3 years ago

CC looking kinda Star-Trek(y) in that pic…

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago

If ever there is a perfect job for AI this is it.

Put a robot as wsl ceo.

Cost less so a better job!

Blade
Blade
3 years ago

Bravo ! Most meaningful piece I’ve read here in forever.nice one maté whoever you are- keep ‘em co

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

bar rescue…you need a broiler and a waitress~

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
3 years ago

You’d think that running
A dick measuring contest
Takes a genius

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

Don’t forget girth!
Girth Ziff! X

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
3 years ago

If Circe gets hired, BG would be in a strange place

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Twighlight Zone

Professor Ski Lodge
Professor Ski Lodge
3 years ago

Continuing the tradition of terrible decisions, the WSL will appoint Richie Porta to CEO, with JMD as Vice President of cheesecakes.

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

This would be on a whole new level of amazing if Prodan is actually Animal Chin

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
3 years ago

I’d rather see Dave Parmateer , he loves a surf contest !

ValiantScorn
ValiantScorn
3 years ago

Peter King has the skills. He would make it fun!

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
3 years ago

you can clean the toilet bowl, but if the turd is still in there is it really clean?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  dickie toledo

Dropped a medicated back up last week and fuck me drunk, had to let it marinate all day, four flushes and as many power pisses and it barely gave in. Thought I was going to have to wrestle it for a moment.

Hippy
Hippy
3 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

TMI

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
3 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Yeah the power pisses hey, sorry.
Xox

CharlieDoesSurf
CharlieDoesSurf
3 years ago

While your conclusion is sound (Darth Prodan is not the right human for the job), your premise is flawed…He isn’t the CMO, he is the Chief Strategy Officer, author of the Mid-season Massacre and tour routing (Surf Ranch, bailing on Bali, etc.), and coined the ultimate wall of positive noise phrase “WSL – the world’s best surfers in the worlds best wave”

A Nobody
A Nobody
3 years ago

The “best surfers, best waves” line is the original slogan of the ASP Dream Tour. Not a WSL contribution. It’s what they need to focus on getting back to.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago

I’m getting the impression that Circe funding BG and Chas not stop attacking WSL management has all been a ploy to get her the wsl ceo job.

Com Turren
Com Turren
3 years ago

I wouldn’t mind that, but I want in. The WSL has already hit the iceberg regardless of who is at the helm going forward, so why not make it one big BG party as we inevitably sink instead of the undertaking futile effort of bailing water?


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