Controversial royal Prince Harry squeezes himself into the size 42 tits of celebrity surf coach!
The former frontline royal Prince Harry, who bravely killed twenty five Taliban bastards from his helicopter turret during the Afghanistan War, has fallen, like most celebrities, under the considerable spell of Tahitian Raimana Van Bastolaer.
In one of the loveliest rags to riches stories you could imagine Tahitian Raimana Van Bastolaer, who was raised by his grandparents and who was a bodyboarder until 1996, now earns his keep as the ultimate VAL surf coach at the WSL-owned Surf Ranch.
Raimana will surf behind the beginner, steadying them with his hands, issuing instructions, support, and as the wave moves onto the shallow part of the bank at Surf Ranch will compress their hips into the correct lowered stance before pin-dropping off the wave allowing the learner to enjoy a vision that used to be reserved for a wildly select few.
The smiling face of the Surf Ranch was described as human Viagra by eighties supermodel Cindy Crawford you’ll remember.
Viagra is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction or to ramp up an already tumescent womb-duster. Blue spots in front of your eyes and a feeling you’re about to die of cardiac arrest are the cons. The pro is the transformation of your rubber dick into a heady gristle welcome in any sex nest.
On Instagram, Crawford wrote, this is why I call @raimanaworld the Big Blue Pill — he can get anyone up—even me!
A roll call of celebs, including NY designer Donna Karan, supermodels Carolyn Murphy and Christine Brinkley, joined in in the comments, thrilling to the ride and to human hard-on Raimana Van Bastolaer.
Now, it can be revealed that Prince Harry is the latest celebrity to ache for his crotch fire, photographed with Raiamana at a F1 race at Austin, Texas.
“Who doesn’t know Raimana Van Bastolaer?” posted news site @polynesiela1ere
Also at the race was Kelly Slater who was photographed with 1996 F1 champ Damon Hill.
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This Ginger is a tool and tired of people post pics of themselves with tool for a “look at me” self promo moment, like anyone give a F , they click like button for them to do the same… it’s pretty much like receiving a participation trophy
EBONY & IVORY…with a slight shade of red~
did you want to drop ur reply here, rather than there? nice! that’s no fucking blonde Model. real time from satellite, et. al…
Keywords: late season, RI,
Invest 92E, Iwa?, Kelvin Wave, and my favorite?, bombogenesis…
Watch this space!
i’m packing my El Porto big wave gun. u’s? https://kayakfisherly.com/w…
let’s hit it! train, plane, or automobile?
Cat 5!
Man! Guess driving a jet-ski back and forth takes you places!
He does the Teahauoppuoo dance too!
is that the chope’s-adjacent lagoon tribe that Toledo is in?
Probably will need a couple body guards etc. Shit show. Don’t learn to surf Harry, if you do stick to Rincon where one more kook… actually there’s a long list of local breaks where an extra kook won’t be noticed. Surfing has gone full kook😪
Mike Hunt
is Kelly’s pool still booked daily by the big corps ?
300 days per year @ 50k per day. WSL might finally start making a profit just with this pool.
I’m guessing with the new Abu Dhabi pool, they might actually have a decent business model.
Exclusive pools at ridiculous prices. If they build another 2-3 pools, it should start returning them a decent profit which could be re-invested into the tour. Kelly may have saved the tour whilst ruining it with his pool simultaneously.
That’s $15M gross. Slim chance they turn over much of a profit on the last line.
No photo of (ex prince) Harry and (ex king) Kelly alone together ?
Do they have beef due to some previous meating ?
It’s interesting that both Harry’s uncle randy Andy and Kelly’s boss dirty Dirk were known to hang out with Jeffrey E. and Harvey W. etc…
The Harry/Kelly connection needs to be investigated.
Is there a mixed up pentangle of Hollywood encounters going on with Harry and Kelly at the center ?
Where does ELo fit into this ?
And what’s Lopez doing there ?
Costco sales trip ?
Not sure about Harry but Elo was Kelly’s little bitch.
I wonder if the current management team will kowtow to Lord Slater … fuck, he’s so past his use by date. The pipe victory was a travesty because of the early round judging … can’t make the Cut without wooz helping to rewrite the rules.
It’s not even funny anymore. He really is a giant arsehole.
You’d be a lot of fun at parties if anyone ever invited you to a party.
Tonight @ 11 on B&B NEWS!
gonna need a bigger front-loader to turn over that rock and get a closer look see.
Pretty sure Cindy’s colourblind – but I’m no ophthalmologist.
she can see thru the t-shirt and knows that Raimana has three nipples…https://static5.evangelisch.de/get/…
Good to see Raimana wearing Kelly’s Erewhon hat present from last Christmas.
Why are you wasting this genius on us, DR?
“The pro is the transformation of your rubber dick into a heady gristle welcome in any sex nest.”
Absolute gold – said it before he is wasted here you are correct
Harry is a tool …
If he wasn’t brought up as a royal he’d be driving a mini cab.
Pommy gets pushed by polynesian, at poon pool.
‘ramp up an already tumescent womb-duster’
Bravo 👏, just laugh-choked on my salad sanga.
Things got it’s own girth certificate