Controversial royal Prince Harry squeezes himself into the size 42 tits of celebrity surf coach!
The former frontline royal Prince Harry, who bravely killed twenty five Taliban bastards from his helicopter turret during the Afghanistan War, has fallen, like most celebrities, under the considerable spell of Tahitian Raimana Van Bastolaer.
In one of the loveliest rags to riches stories you could imagine Tahitian Raimana Van Bastolaer, who was raised by his grandparents and who was a bodyboarder until 1996, now earns his keep as the ultimate VAL surf coach at the WSL-owned Surf Ranch.
Raimana will surf behind the beginner, steadying them with his hands, issuing instructions, support, and as the wave moves onto the shallow part of the bank at Surf Ranch will compress their hips into the correct lowered stance before pin-dropping off the wave allowing the learner to enjoy a vision that used to be reserved for a wildly select few.
The smiling face of the Surf Ranch was described as human Viagra by eighties supermodel Cindy Crawford you’ll remember.
Viagra is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction or to ramp up an already tumescent womb-duster. Blue spots in front of your eyes and a feeling you’re about to die of cardiac arrest are the cons. The pro is the transformation of your rubber dick into a heady gristle welcome in any sex nest.
On Instagram, Crawford wrote, this is why I call @raimanaworld the Big Blue Pill — he can get anyone up—even me!
A roll call of celebs, including NY designer Donna Karan, supermodels Carolyn Murphy and Christine Brinkley, joined in in the comments, thrilling to the ride and to human hard-on Raimana Van Bastolaer.
Now, it can be revealed that Prince Harry is the latest celebrity to ache for his crotch fire, photographed with Raiamana at a F1 race at Austin, Texas.
“Who doesn’t know Raimana Van Bastolaer?” posted news site @polynesiela1ere
Also at the race was Kelly Slater who was photographed with 1996 F1 champ Damon Hill.
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