What if Filipe Toledo's masterplan is to make the world think he's terrified of Teahupoo and then conjure an unlikely gold medal?
In a little under a year, Brazil is going to field two-time world champion Filipe Toledo as part of its two-man team to the Olympics, the surf event being held at Teahupoo.
It ain’t no secret that Filipe Toledo is scared of the place. He is the only surfer to score a zero-point heat there. A moment in 2015 that was subsequently dubbed “A brave act of cowardice.”
As Chas Smith wrote,
Filipe Toledo, with reputation for not enjoying the Teahupo’o battle, would certainly spear naysayers in the throat by dropping in to infamy, no?
Apparently no.
Kelly Slater and Nathan Hedge traded waves, big and perfect, one after the other after the other with Toledo holding priority well out the back, refusing to paddle, one after the other after the other.
Kelly Slater, barreled, unable to contain smile.
Nathan Hedge, barreled, unable to contain smile or beat, smartly, boss.
Filipe Toledo, un-barreled, holding priority for fifteen-odd minutes while Slater and Hedge swapped beneath him.
In the dying seconds, the King of Saquarema swung on a baby tube then punched board in channel.
It also ain’t no secret that the Brazil’s best Teahupoo surfers are Gabriel Medina and Italo Ferreira.
But they ain’t going.
And, yet, what if?
What if Filipe Toledo is playing a game of rope-a-dope with the world; what if Filipe’s masterplan is to make the world think he is too scared to paddle into a set at Teahupoo and then, with Olympic gold on the line, create one of the most unlikely wins in Games history?
Chas Smith, who hates surfing, explores this topic over the course of five minutes.
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He’s definitely terrified and its probably him who started the tower power fight as an effort to switch venues. But I struggled to follow the narrative because I was distracted by the shape shifting neck tattoo in the vid. Is it a pear or a potato?
loved the Hedge’ reference ha ha..
I think the real story here is Chas’s pivot to YouTube. More of it I say!
More smoking jackets!
More hatred, pure and beautiful hatred of Surfing. More dammit! Denounce the inertia-lite girly men!
Become the leading voice of the YT “surf” community. Jake Paul interview imminent.
Player Hater award also imminent. ahhh hate hate hate!
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Or what if,he intends to pull out a week before if the contest is gonna get a proper swell,due to an injury trying an air in a 3 foot beachie somewhere,and Medina replaces him?
Or,it’ll be small 3-4 foot chopes during the event,so he doesn’t get injured beforehand,and he actually wins the event,the gold medal,and becomes an official chopes champion?
That would imply that he has been playing such an incredibly long game that he started well before the Paris Olympics were announced. I can’t give him that much credit. He is scared as fuck. The number of scalps Pipe is claiming currently won’t be helping calm his tits about reef breaks.
The ‘eco-sexual’ woman: “I was walking a path near the tree five days a week for the whole winter,” she said. “I noticed a connection with the tree.”
Felipe has no intention of being such…He would not like to have any relations with a path leading to the ‘non-eco’ erotic Chopes. “I have no connection…”
Get hypnotized before heat… you are Lionheart and own that sheeet.
Pip’s cowardly acts of cowardice are too numerous and well documented to be anything but genuine.
Chas really needs to weigh in on this atrocity next: https://www.theinertia.com/…
Merry late xmas everyone.
Ghost written by Filipe?
Great thought … That would explain it.
What happened to the baby blue suit?
might look good on Circe’
That is the Tequila drinking suit. Wine is paired with Navy.
Nah he scared