Naughty CEO with eye for kinky robots gone.
The media landscape is, currently, quaking as Surfer Magazine’s parent company, The Arena Group, has just fired its CEO Ross Levinsohn in wake of the vast artificial intelligence cheating scandal that became public not two weeks ago. Futurism published the initial report, uncovering one “Drew Ortiz” who “wrote” for other Arena Group title Sports Illustrated and “has spent much of his life outdoors, and is excited to guide you through his never-ending list of the best products to keep you from falling to the perils of nature. Nowadays, there is rarely a weekend that goes by where Drew isn’t out camping, hiking, or just back on his parents’ farm.”
Ortiz, as it turns out, was computer generated.
Surf fans were not surprised in the least, having been introduced to Surfer’s Emily Morgan right after its purchase. (Previously “purse” due AI spellcheck). She resided “in a small town nestled at the foothills of the Smoky Mountains in East Tennessee. She’s also a proud owner of a Pyrnesse-mix, her hiking partner, every time she hits a trail. Emily enjoys strong coffee, spicy food, and live music.”
Perfect for surf coverage.
In any case, the lid blew off, C-Suite executives were fired and now the biggest fish of all, CEO Ross Levinsohn, is gone.
Per statement, the company declared:
“Today, the board of directors of The Arena Group Holdings, Inc. (NYSE American: AREN) met and took actions to improve the operational efficiency and revenue of the company. The board terminated the employment of CEO Ross Levinsohn, and named Manoj Bhargava as interim Chief Executive Officer, both effective today.”
Levinsohn, taking to Linkedin responded, “After 4 1/2 years, today is my last day at The Arena Group.” And “the company is positioned well for the future.”
Erik Logan-esque if Logan and said anything at all after he was scandalously disappeared.
So far, it doesn’t appear the naughty has touched Surfer directly, or at least not yet.
Possible robot Jake Howard still appears to be generating stories.
But for how long?
More as the story develops.
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vote for Charles webster baer for president of the usa in 2024 please . thank you .
Problem is, neither CEO is real either.
Maybe to replace him with someone who actually knows AI (yes, stereotype pun, cancel me if you must)
‘Manoj Bhargava’ doesn’t immediately strike me as a particularly surf-adjacent name.
I mean… I am wiling to be told otherwise, but the denizens of the Sub-Continent have traditionally lacked much in the way of beach-based water skills.
we’re all turning into pickle balls…some quicker than others…few players…typing back…
AKA Corp Speak: “we’re the leader’s in today’s environmental gone mental…moment. accepting small memes & logos…”
https://cts.vresp.com/c/?Gr…
I hate human typos and AI typos equally.
Fuck me drunk.
Xox
https://youtu.be/6913KnbMpH…
b raitt…then ronstadt
AI
Arena Intelligence
What if AI masters the “flog a dead horse, surf adjacent” school of journalism?
They will never. I’ve got the robot beat. Like a dead horse.
What are your thoughts on plagiarism.
Hate it too!
I do too.
That President of Harvard, Dr. Claudine Gay, yeah, she loves plagiarism. Used it a lot. artificial intelligence
shaved head retire~
Write it again but this time make it more Beach Gritty
Beach grok
Danes Sushi and Sauza is the right man(bot?) for the job. Comes steeped in history(his own), and has a prerequisite 70’s male Southern Californian lense and appreciation of single fins(bonzers optional). Insert Mike Purpus photos with application.
It would have broken the record for television ratings if they picked him for the Golden Bachelor.
Never fear, I have solved the problem – just waiting for Derek to publish my solution.
Derek proving he not simple AI editor!
Is Surfads really taking over at Surfer? The rumors are circling generating their own weather. Could it be?
leaked by JP Currie’s runnin’ high…
the web site surfer.com has to be worth more than the mag.
Turning it into a dating column ala London Review of Books:
“ The complete list of my sexual conquests: 1994-1995—Anna; 1996—Julia, Alison; 1997—Italian girl at Karl’s party, Claire (Clare?), Jessica (fingered); 1998–Anna again (big mistake), receptionist at my second temp job (possibly called Helena), Becky (I was in love but she went back to her boyfriend); 1999—Jeremy’s girlfriend; 2000-01—Karolina (deported); 2002—woman at nightclub, woman at nightclub, woman at nightclub, woman at Stewart’s barbecue, Stewart (accidental coming together of groins, the three of us were naked and very, very drunk), woman at nightclub; 2003-2006—Evil Satanic Bitch Whore; 2007—the Internet. [London Review of Books]-reading women to 35—don’t pretend your relationships have been any less incongruous and unsatisfying. Write to probably the most normal guy you’ll ever see in a lonely heart advert and maybe we’ll end up friends or lovers or despising each other and wincing every time we remember our awful one-night stand or maybe we’ll get married and have children. Writing’s a good start though. Man, 31. Box no. 3243”
The only edits he makes on mine are turning kilometres into miles and ‘that pack of fucken dumb cunts’ into ‘the WSL’
Very busy editing new BeachGrit vlog Chas Smith Hates Surfing! Live tonight.